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Svanja posted:You could join us in #poligoon on Synirc! It has helped keep my blood pressure down during the primaries. I tried to join and it looks like I'm banned, even though I've never been in the channel?  quote:#poligoon Cannot join channel (+b)
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hhhat posted:You should probably back away slowly from D&D I'm still pretty confident that Clinton pulls out a 300+ EV win, I'm not Arzying on every new poll honestly. I'm of the mind that the GOTV in swing states and Obama helping on the campaign will push her numbers back into safe for everyone territory. As for tonight, I'm hoping something unpredictable happens, but the level of hype surrounding tonight makes it just as likely that nothing of consequence happens
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I do a drinking game every debate that normally turns into around 40-80 people shitposting about both candidates with specific underscoring of no butt hurt. I don't think anyone would be overly interested in a link to the thread on my wall but, lacking that, here are the rules. They're sort of basic-bitch rules but everything else I run into is either irrelevant due to "lol Hillary turns into an evil demon monster and our God Emperor turns into a Centipede and eats her" or just taking a shot when Donald says something. Weirdly enough I ended up getting around 20 people who had never watched a debate into watching them all but, as a related note, I know a lot of functional alcoholics. - // 2016 Debate - Official Drinking Game = Monday Night Football Edition = - Without further procrastination: - You have persevered and have endured hardships for my name, and have not grown weary. (Revelation 2:3) - Thread Moderator will be utilizing the following: 1x Ezra Brooks definitely-not-a-Jack-clone whiskey. 2x Vlassic Dill Pickle juice. 1x PBR 6-pack; tallboy. 1x Cuervo 100ml 1x Canadian Club 200ml AsNeededx Tears. - The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up. (Revelation 8:7) - /GLOBAL SHOTS/ - RED HOT BRANDING: Either candidate references their own campaign slogan (Make America Great; Stand Together) - YOU CAN'T WRITE A CHECK TO A BALANCE: Candidate says they'll do something that isn't a presidential power. Announce you'll do something you can't actually do. Take a shot. - SEE IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE ON DEMAND BUTTON: Moderator fact checks statement. Make sure you're on the right channel. Take a shot if you are. Finish beer if you are not and switch back to debate if you want. Or don't. - CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS: Camera shot of Mark Cuban in crowd. Wink at TV. Take shot. - MUTINY: Either candidate tramples on moderator. If this happens it is a special drink event necessitating you make the drink, A Moderator. A Moderator consists of: single shot of vodka poured into cup of water. Finish drink. - YOU JUST MADE THAT NAME UP: References someone they met campaigning, their struggle, and how they'll change that. Warning: this will almost 100% be a double shot due to YOU CAN'T WRITE A CHECK TO A BALANCE. - THE TABLES TURNED: Moderator interrupts candidate. Take half a shot, interrupt with sip of beer. - RETURN OF A FAVORITE: Anyone says Islamic Terrorism. Say Allah Akbar. Take shot. - The third angel sounded his trumpet, and a great star, blazing like a torch, fell from the sky on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water. The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter. (Revelation 8:10-11) - /LOOSE THREADS/ - METADATA: Thread Moderator comments "Shots Fired" or "Shits Sharted" - PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENTARY: Thread Moderator comments a picture and only a picture. - STARE INTO THE ABYSS: You realize that one of the two people on stage are going to be president. Take shot or sip as needed. - The fourth angel sounded his trumpet, and a third of the sun was struck, a third of the moon, and a third of the stars, so that a third of them turned dark. A third of the day was without light, and also a third of the night. (Revelation 8:12) - /HILLARY'S TUMBLR/ - MARK ALL AS READ: Justification or discussion of deleted emails. Send a text message to an ex. Delete conversation after sending. Take a shot. - THE VAPORS: Sneezes or coughs. Say, "Bless you." Take shot. - LIPSTICK ON A PIG: Retorts that America is already great. Scoff like you're Ann Coulter. Take shot. Flip hair. - HEEL TURN: Pivots question. That is, a question is asked and the response does not answer the question. Reach for shot of liquor but grab and take a swig of beer instead. - MY HUMBLE BEGINNINGS: Likens herself to an average American. Take shot of blue collar beer. - IT WAS A GOOD DAY: References gun control. Make gun with fingers. Take shot. - WOLFMOTHER: References "first woman" precedent. Sing "SHE'S GONNA SET YOU FREEEEEE." Take shot - TEAR DOWN THIS WALL: Talks about breaking down barriers. Break down the barrier of your sobriety by taking a shot. - As I watched, I heard an eagle that was flying in midair call out in a loud voice: “Woe! Woe! Woe to the inhabitants of the earth, because of the trumpet blasts about to be sounded by the other three angels!” (Revelation 8:13) - /THE DON BOMB/ - DON ON DON: Trump speaks of self in third person. Take a shot. - LEAP OF FAITH: Trump says, "Believe me." Make sign of the cross. Take shot. - DONJA VU: Same sentence said twice. Same sentence said twice. Take two shots. Take two shots. - ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN: Says, "Tremendous." Yell, "YUUUGE." Take shot. - REITERATIVE BRANDING: Calls Hillary crooked. Pop back. Take shot. - FOURTH WALL: Talks to the audience looking for applause. Take shot. - K. I. S. S.: Answers question with three word sentence. Say a three word sentence using 'gently caress.' Take shot. - POINT TO IT ON A MAP: Mentions Benghazi. Pour a little beer out for VileRat (RIP). Take shot. - ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM: Says "some people have said" or uses "some people" as a source that can be cited. Make a Wikipedia entry for yourself after the debate raging drunk. Take a shot until then. - The first woe is past; two other woes are yet to come. (Revelation 9:12) - May God have mercy on your soul.
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Sep 26, 2016 22:57
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Spiffster posted:NBC: https://www.youtube.com/NBCNews mid posted:Bloomberg Live: http://www.bloomberg.com/live putting these in the OP
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Sep 26, 2016 23:13
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Hot take: the debate will be so managed, the questions so carefully selected, Hillary Clinton will still have the charisma of a brown bricked wall who won't go on the attack in any real sense, that this debate will be super nothing and boring all the way through. I mean holy poo poo now that I think of it Hillary is so devoid of personality and charisma she's like literally the worst person I could think of to debate a poo poo turd like trump. The only way it would pick up if trump went completely insane, but I doubt he will reiterate the stuff he said previously.
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Sep 26, 2016 23:15
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The first debate. Hillary refuses to even interview with the media so I think it's pretty sensible that she will be flustered in this debate and lose rapidly.
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Sep 26, 2016 23:21
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LeoMarr posted:The first debate. 
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Sep 26, 2016 23:27
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If that post is how we're doing things then I am gonna go ahead and start drinking.
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Sep 26, 2016 23:27
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I'm already high
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Sep 26, 2016 23:29
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If I had a bowl of Skittles and three of them had been in my pants, would you still take a handful? That's how debate watching parties work, too.
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Sep 26, 2016 23:32
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LeoMarr posted:The first debate. 
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Sep 26, 2016 23:34
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BAWRLIN posted:If I had a bowl of Skittles and three of them had been in my pants, would you still take a handful? That's how debate watching parties work, too. -- Donald Trump, Jr. (overheard, probably)
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Sep 26, 2016 23:43
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Poe's Law, meet The Onion Trump Planning To Throw Lie About Immigrant Crime Rate Out There Early In Debate To Gauge How Much He Can Get Away With e: also, in a more disturbing note, when you google "Poe's Law", Conservapedia shows up as the top definition. A website created by the grandson of Phyllis Schlafly.
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Sep 26, 2016 23:47
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I genuinely wish I had called in sick so I could watch the death of American dignity.
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Sep 26, 2016 23:53
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do what i did and break your elbow so you get a few weeks off
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Sep 26, 2016 23:56
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Just to clarify, rules regarding drunk posted are suspended for this thread, right? Cause I have no idea how anyone is gonna survive this circus without some serious mind bleach
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Sep 27, 2016 00:07
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XMNN posted:do what i did and break your elbow so you get a few weeks off Boy, it must be nice to work at a place that gives you time off for injuries. 
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Sep 27, 2016 00:07
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Magres posted:Just to clarify, rules regarding drunk posted are suspended for this thread, right? Cause I have no idea how anyone is gonna survive this circus without some serious mind bleach I'd love to say yes but I don't think I have that power
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Sep 27, 2016 00:09
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Magres posted:Just to clarify, rules regarding drunk posted are suspended for this thread, right? Cause I have no idea how anyone is gonna survive this circus without some serious mind bleach If not then I am getting probated tonight.
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Sep 27, 2016 00:10
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Isn't the rule just "be coherent" anyway?
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Sep 27, 2016 00:11
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If you ever feel the need to tell people how much you're drinking or how drunk you are, you should remember that nobody cares about you or is interested in you In topical news, both camps stepping to the twitter plate: https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/780540877047341057 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/780535389853458432
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Sep 27, 2016 00:12
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'd love to say yes but I don't think I have that power My uncle, Lowtax, said it's ok.
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Sep 27, 2016 00:13
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Nevvy Z posted:Isn't the rule just "be coherent" anyway? Thats gonna be kinda tough if anyone is even remotely following the rules of any of the drinking games that have been proposed
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Sep 27, 2016 00:13
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awesmoe posted:If you ever feel the need to tell people how much you're drinking or how drunk you are, you should remember that nobody cares about you or is interested in you Yes, but everyone wants to know what I'm drinking, right?
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Sep 27, 2016 00:16
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Magres posted:Thats gonna be kinda tough if anyone is even remotely following the rules of any of the drinking games that have been proposed How about "Take a drink any time you feel despair at the state of politics?"
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Sep 27, 2016 00:15
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ImpAtom posted:How about "Take a drink any time you feel despair at the state of politics?" Murderer.
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Sep 27, 2016 00:17
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Riatsala posted:Yes, but everyone wants to know what I'm drinking, right? it's really hard to express how little I personally care, but every single time some selfobsessed motherfucker mentions it theres an 18 page derail so I can't really argue the point
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Sep 27, 2016 00:17
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ImpAtom posted:How about "Take a drink any time you feel despair at the state of politics?" So, death?
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Sep 27, 2016 00:16
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BAWRLIN posted:Murderer. Premeditated even!
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Sep 27, 2016 00:18
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Magres posted:Thats gonna be kinda tough if anyone is even remotely following the rules of any of the drinking games that have been proposed lol, just lol, if you're going to be sober enough to post coherently during the debate.
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Sep 27, 2016 00:18
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awesmoe posted:it's really hard to express how little I personally care, but every single time some selfobsessed motherfucker mentions it theres an 18 page derail so I can't really argue the point You don't seem to have any trouble expressing it though.
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Sep 27, 2016 00:17
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hhhat posted:You should probably back away slowly from D&D BRING OUT THE JUGGLING BEAR
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Magres posted:Just to clarify, rules regarding drunk posted are suspended for this thread, right? Cause I have no idea how anyone is gonna survive this circus without some serious mind bleach I see people post about being drunk/high all the time and haven't seen that rule enforced in years.
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Sep 27, 2016 00:18
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god what did we do to deserve this
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Sep 27, 2016 00:18
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ImpAtom posted:How about "Take a drink any time you feel despair at the state of politics?" So, just have a nurse set you up with a chardonnay IV?
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smg77 posted:lol, just lol, if you're going to be sober enough to post coherently during the debate.  FIRST TIME posted:I see people post about being drunk/high all the time and haven't seen that rule enforced in years. im pretty sure one of my probates is for drunkposting (e: nm you're right, that was 4 years ago) ImpAtom posted:How about "Take a drink any time you feel despair at the state of politics?" 
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Sep 27, 2016 00:20
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My god it already starts
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I ain't telling any of you what I am drinking.
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Sep 27, 2016 00:21
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The debate will have constant split screen so we can see the candidates' facial contortions the whole time. Both of their mics will be open the entire time, so we'll hear any muttering under their breath. Audience is supposed to be quiet.
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Where's Matt Taibbi's drinking game for the debate? He had one for each of the Republican primary debates but maybe he's skipping it for this.
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