Presidential Debate thread

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XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

tbh im disappointed theres a public writing space that doesn't already have a crudely drawn cock and balls on it

smdh america

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:08

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# ? May 16, 2024 04:39

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

im gay posted:

Is there an IRC or Discord?

#poligoon on synirc

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:08

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

As one of only maybe 3 men here that may be a dangerous idea.

draw a vagina

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:15

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

I'm really dreading this debate. What a loving embarrassment. :smith:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:16

wyldhoney: Nov 7, 2005; huh?

Cari-goon checking in, already well insulated with a good dinner and a glass of wine. Rest of bottle on standby in case Trump accidentally invades Grenada, or something. Backup wine rack well stocked in case Hillary Benghazis herself. Watching on MSNBC.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:17

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

FIRST TIME posted:

Are you sure you didn't stumble into a meth den by accident?

No, there are working electronics in this room.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:17

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

In about three hours, we'll basically know who the next POTUS is, and there's a nonzero chance it'll be that cheeto motherfucker. I'm scared.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:19

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Oh Jesus there are three framed pictures of Nyan Cat in the conference room here. I've made a terrible mistake.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:20

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

this CSPAN pregame poo poo is BORING

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:21

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Oh Jesus there are three framed pictures of Nyan Cat in the conference room here. I've made a terrible mistake.

draw a Pepe frog

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:22

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

MrSmokes posted:

In about three hours, we'll basically know who the next POTUS is, and there's a nonzero chance it'll be that cheeto motherfucker. I'm scared.

Poll finds 75% of voters will watch first presidential debate tonight; just 2% say it is "very likely" the debate will change their mind

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:23

Fifteen of Many: Feb 23, 2006

I'm also getting a "cannot join" message when I try to join #poligoon. :rip:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:23

im gay: Jul 20, 2013; by Lowtax

Sky Shadowing posted:

#poligoon on synirc

#poligoon Cannot join channel (+b)

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:23

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

is there a goon irc?

e: :lol:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:23

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

I'd like to say that Hillary could afford to be bad tonight like Obama was in the first 2012 debate but the media would harp on her so much more. :sigh:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:26

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

should i drink a white russian or beer from the largest :911:

american owned brewery :911:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:26

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

I love the trolling of the lost causers with the banner, it's a shame they are too ignorant to be insulted.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:26

The Fuzzy Hulk: Nov 22, 2007; ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS

If The Big Bang Theory or 2 Broke Girls get preempted because of this debate I will freak out.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:29

mkultra419: May 4, 2005; Modern Day Alchemist; Pillbug

axeil posted:

should i drink a white russian or beer from the largest american owned brewery

Drink local! Good practice for the coming apocalypse.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:29

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

mkultra419 posted:

Drink local! Good practice for the coming apocalypse.

"local" in this case is like 200 miles north of here.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:30

sheri: Dec 30, 2002

MrSmokes posted:

In about three hours, we'll basically know who the next POTUS is, and there's a nonzero chance it'll be that cheeto motherfucker. I'm scared.

You are right. Obama lost the first debate in 2012 and he's clearly not President now.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:30

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

If The Big Bang Theory or 2 Broke Girls get preempted because of this debate I will freak out.

Source your quotes.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:30

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPE

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:31

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

I just had an emergency appendectomy, so you folks are going to have to drink my fill tonight in my stead. I trust you all to do the right thing.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:31

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

You had one Job

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/780549681885638656

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:32

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

Pastrymancy posted:

You had one Job

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/780549681885638656

I want to spell Clinton's name with one 'l' all the time so I get what happened here.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:33

BAWRLIN: Nov 23, 2003; He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

loving Chris Matthews.

Just...

gently caress you Chris Matthews

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:33

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

SeANMcBAY posted:

I'd like to say that Hillary could afford to be bad tonight like Obama was in the first 2012 debate but the media would harp on her so much more.

I'm actually kind of optimistic for how Hillary's going to be treated by the media. So much of the talk I've been hearing has been about how Trump is going to be graded on a curve, Clinton won't get a fair shake, etc etc. It seems to me that Mook and his team have done a good job of setting the narrative beforehand, ie: that the media's going to be unfair to Clinton, so they should, you know, compensate for that. We'll see if they take the cue, but I'm seeing signs of it being the case.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:34

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

sheri posted:

You are right. Obama lost the first debate in 2012 and he's clearly not President now.

The polls are a lot closer now than they were before the first 2012 debate. I still think Hillary will win the election, I'm just nervous because even the smallest slip-up from her is going to be focused on.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:34

disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

BAWRLIN posted:

loving Chris Matthews.

Just...

gently caress you Chris Matthews

BITCOIN

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:36

Alkydere: Jun 7, 2010; Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I just had an emergency appendectomy, so you folks are going to have to drink my fill tonight in my stead. I trust you all to do the right thing.

I'm a teatotaller so I just bought a massive pizza from a local pizza shop (Conan's, yum) and am going to likely eat myself into a carb-induced stupor of indigestion depending on how this goes.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:36

WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

I thought the "bloomberg will live factcheck" thing was like "who cares" but apparently bloomberg is doing twitter's feed?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:35

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

MrSmokes posted:

The polls are a lot closer now than they were before the first 2012 debate.

Not really.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:38

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

It's just me, Heironymous and JosefStalinator in the synirc #poligoon room right now, right?

derp, we were in #poligoons

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:40

Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

SSNeoman posted:

This makes me more likely to vote for her.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:40

Boon: Jun 21, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Guys I'm trapped with an exam tomorrow and no alcohol to drink.

Dear god what have I wrought?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:40

Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

Boon posted:

Guys I'm trapped with an exam tomorrow and no alcohol to drink.

Dear god what have I wrought?

You hosed up. Sorry bro.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:42

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

What an adorable story of electoral fraud on the NBC stream.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:41

lozzle: Oct 22, 2012; by zen death robot

Candidates will have 2 minutes to answer, and then they will "talk to each other." :suicide:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:43

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Fifteen of Many: Feb 23, 2006

Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

It's just me, Heironymous and JosefStalinator in the synirc #poligoon room right now, right?

derp, we were in #poligoons

A handful of us have been getting random "Can't join" banned messages. :shrug:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:43

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