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I do a drinking game every debate that normally turns into around 40-80 people shitposting about both candidates with specific underscoring of no butt hurt. I don't think anyone would be overly interested in a link to the thread on my wall but, lacking that, here are the rules. They're sort of basic-bitch rules but everything else I run into is either irrelevant due to "lol Hillary turns into an evil demon monster and our God Emperor turns into a Centipede and eats her" or just taking a shot when Donald says something. Weirdly enough I ended up getting around 20 people who had never watched a debate into watching them all but, as a related note, I know a lot of functional alcoholics. - // 2016 Debate - Official Drinking Game = Monday Night Football Edition = - Without further procrastination: - You have persevered and have endured hardships for my name, and have not grown weary. (Revelation 2:3) - Thread Moderator will be utilizing the following: 1x Ezra Brooks definitely-not-a-Jack-clone whiskey. 2x Vlassic Dill Pickle juice. 1x PBR 6-pack; tallboy. 1x Cuervo 100ml 1x Canadian Club 200ml AsNeededx Tears. - The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up. (Revelation 8:7) - /GLOBAL SHOTS/ - RED HOT BRANDING: Either candidate references their own campaign slogan (Make America Great; Stand Together) - YOU CAN'T WRITE A CHECK TO A BALANCE: Candidate says they'll do something that isn't a presidential power. Announce you'll do something you can't actually do. Take a shot. - SEE IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE ON DEMAND BUTTON: Moderator fact checks statement. Make sure you're on the right channel. Take a shot if you are. Finish beer if you are not and switch back to debate if you want. Or don't. - CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS: Camera shot of Mark Cuban in crowd. Wink at TV. Take shot. - MUTINY: Either candidate tramples on moderator. If this happens it is a special drink event necessitating you make the drink, A Moderator. A Moderator consists of: single shot of vodka poured into cup of water. Finish drink. - YOU JUST MADE THAT NAME UP: References someone they met campaigning, their struggle, and how they'll change that. Warning: this will almost 100% be a double shot due to YOU CAN'T WRITE A CHECK TO A BALANCE. - THE TABLES TURNED: Moderator interrupts candidate. Take half a shot, interrupt with sip of beer. - RETURN OF A FAVORITE: Anyone says Islamic Terrorism. Say Allah Akbar. Take shot. - The third angel sounded his trumpet, and a great star, blazing like a torch, fell from the sky on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water. The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter. (Revelation 8:10-11) - /LOOSE THREADS/ - METADATA: Thread Moderator comments "Shots Fired" or "Shits Sharted" - PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENTARY: Thread Moderator comments a picture and only a picture. - STARE INTO THE ABYSS: You realize that one of the two people on stage are going to be president. Take shot or sip as needed. - The fourth angel sounded his trumpet, and a third of the sun was struck, a third of the moon, and a third of the stars, so that a third of them turned dark. A third of the day was without light, and also a third of the night. (Revelation 8:12) - /HILLARY'S TUMBLR/ - MARK ALL AS READ: Justification or discussion of deleted emails. Send a text message to an ex. Delete conversation after sending. Take a shot. - THE VAPORS: Sneezes or coughs. Say, "Bless you." Take shot. - LIPSTICK ON A PIG: Retorts that America is already great. Scoff like you're Ann Coulter. Take shot. Flip hair. - HEEL TURN: Pivots question. That is, a question is asked and the response does not answer the question. Reach for shot of liquor but grab and take a swig of beer instead. - MY HUMBLE BEGINNINGS: Likens herself to an average American. Take shot of blue collar beer. - IT WAS A GOOD DAY: References gun control. Make gun with fingers. Take shot. - WOLFMOTHER: References "first woman" precedent. Sing "SHE'S GONNA SET YOU FREEEEEE." Take shot - TEAR DOWN THIS WALL: Talks about breaking down barriers. Break down the barrier of your sobriety by taking a shot. - As I watched, I heard an eagle that was flying in midair call out in a loud voice: “Woe! Woe! Woe to the inhabitants of the earth, because of the trumpet blasts about to be sounded by the other three angels!” (Revelation 8:13) - /THE DON BOMB/ - DON ON DON: Trump speaks of self in third person. Take a shot. - LEAP OF FAITH: Trump says, "Believe me." Make sign of the cross. Take shot. - DONJA VU: Same sentence said twice. Same sentence said twice. Take two shots. Take two shots. - ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN: Says, "Tremendous." Yell, "YUUUGE." Take shot. - REITERATIVE BRANDING: Calls Hillary crooked. Pop back. Take shot. - FOURTH WALL: Talks to the audience looking for applause. Take shot. - K. I. S. S.: Answers question with three word sentence. Say a three word sentence using 'gently caress.' Take shot. - POINT TO IT ON A MAP: Mentions Benghazi. Pour a little beer out for VileRat (RIP). Take shot. - ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM: Says "some people have said" or uses "some people" as a source that can be cited. Make a Wikipedia entry for yourself after the debate raging drunk. Take a shot until then. - The first woe is past; two other woes are yet to come. (Revelation 9:12) - May God have mercy on your soul.
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