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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
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Oh hey it is live streaming on Youtube.

Man Trump is not going to like that the audience can't hoot and holler and yell LOCK HER UP after every word.

I like how Hillary is wearing red, and Trump is wearing blue.

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Hillary is gonna big dog Donald all night.

I hope :ohdear:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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The middle of Donalds waddle looks like a vagina.

I can't stop looking at it.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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So Trump is going to go after Big Business? The hell?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Random Stranger posted:

I don't know why the cocaine Trump obviously took before coming out on stage hasn't kicked in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaK3hEJiX0


Blah blah politicians bad derp herp

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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He just can't stand not being able to talk.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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NAFTA was kinda signed by a Republican President you know Donald.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Now that I know you live in your own reality.

:iceburn:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Ronald Regan is a big reason the US is hosed, but he's watching this is Satans living room going "I loving hate that guy." and theNixon is going "What the hell did you do the country? Arrooooo"

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Oh Holt finished his Overwatch match and is back to the debate.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Scooter_McCabe posted:

Donald Trump is at stage 1 of melting down. If Hilary gets him to walk off stage she'll win the whole thing.

Hillary and the media gang up on Trump, forcing him off stage!

The Deal to bring their loving money back into the US is they pay their loving TAXES YOU COKED UP FUCKHEAD!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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He's not as wealthy as he says he is.

That's the biggest insult you can lay on Trump.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Hahha bringing up all the regular folks Trump has screwed, fantastic.

A Trump administration would make the Harding administration look 100% on the up and up and by the book.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Scooter_McCabe posted:

Did he just say he will get to the White House one way or the other?

Yep. He watched Olympus has Fallen and White House Down on his plane and got some ideas.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Trump is going to have to pretend he literally said police will take away guns they find on their Stop and Frisk missions.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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hallebarrysoetoro posted:

just violate people's constitutional rights to make things safer

They're Black so its okay.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

If you say the same sentence over and over, it equals the duration of a debate response.

He's like a kid trying to space a book report over 500 words.

"Colonol Kurts was a very, very bad man who did very, very bad things"

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I love how be brought up that all the police organizations have supported him, because you know it's not like they're falling over themselves to defend horrible, lovely obviously racist officers whether they shoot an unarmed black man laying on the street or defending a cop with really blatant Nazi tattoos.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Rip Testes posted:

What makes Chicago murders more special than all the other murders elsewhere?

Because that's where Obama is from, and therefor he should have made it a paradise when he was president.

Also Black people are savages.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Do they keep bringing up Sydney Blumenthal because he's a Jeeeeeewww?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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PainterofCrap posted:

What's with the sniffing?

Trump Tony Montana'd before the debate.

Just listen to what you heard
:masterstroke:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Didn't Trump join in with Sheriff Joe in the Birther poo poo?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Didn't Donald go really hard in for the Central Park 5 as well?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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OxySnake posted:

God damnit America.

How is this even close.

America is loving racist and misogynist and all that poo poo as gently caress.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Xae posted:

"Palm Beach is a rough community"

For Trump it probably is.

"They had a bathroom that wasn't covered in gold! It was like I was in the Dark Ages!"

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Hah, is Trump trying to get Bernie bros on his side now?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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ISIS is hacking the internet!

Donald Trump's knowlage of the Internet is based on 90s tv shows and movies.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Hah, Donald is living the reality that Iraq was Obama's fault!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I mean, Trump's core demographic are people who would have bumper stickers that say "nuke the Arabs and take their Oil".

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Hah Iran was about to collapse. That's the narrative the "invade Iran now!' crowd has been going with for years, even, though ever single sane person in intelligence and military says is full of poo poo.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I was on Howard Stern between Jesse Jayne and a Man with a 14" penis!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Oh Donald, you don't get a life line.

The only thing you won is Best Carrot at the Iowa State Fair.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Every time Trump drinks from the glass, he does it really weirdly, like he isn't sure what he's doing.

Oh god, he's never used a glass himself has he?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Joe-Bob posted:

If his best quality is his temperate, what's his worst quality?

He wins too much.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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WRONG WRONG WRONG!

He is a loving child.

Yes, America defends these countries, they don't have militaries of their own, at all. Militaries that many buy tons of arms from US Companies.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Hah, the B-52 used today is nothing like the B-52 in it's earliest form. The entire thing has basically been rebuilt a dozen times. Just because its an older airframe style doesn't mean it old.

The Russians are basically still using Soviet equipment. I mean, poo poo aren't they still using Mig-29s?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Trump literally looked like he fell asleep there for a moment.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Trump has to fly home every night on his private jet because he's a giant baby man.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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He loves beauty contests, supporting them, hanging around them.

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I actually missed what the Rosie O'Donnell thing was.

Oh look, Trump's Patrick Bateman's sons are there.

Man, The Clinton's are being super sociable and everything, and Trump is in his safe space.

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