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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

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I was hoping the presidential debate would end with Mick Foley coming out and announcing that actually, tonight, on this very stage, right here at Hofstra University!!! Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were going to get a shot at the tag team titles...together!!!

But I'll settle for Sheamus and Cesaro

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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

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Jerusalem posted:

After watching the debate I'm not quite sure if I can distinguish reality any more, but I'm pretty sure the Highlight Reel segment I watched with Jericho, Owens, Enzo & Cass actually happened and it ruled.

The sad part is that I'm sure the 'yes you did' 'no I didn't' part was meant to be a debate parody, but we could only dream that the actual candidates had the charm and intellect of a Big Cass or Chris Jericho

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

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Roman and Rusev matches are fun when they just go ham on each other, not so much when it's 15 minutes of Rusev 'working Roman's back'

He was one NERVE HOLD away from it turning into Hulk Hogan/Lex Luger vs Yokozuna/Foreign Heel #3821

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

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Dolph will lose and then show up on Raw but have to beg and plead and degrade himself in front of Stephanie for like 3 months before he gets a job, just in progressively more humiliating and disturbing fashion, eventually he's literally crying on his hands and knees telling her how great she is and how he just wants a chance to work for her

Finally he gets a shot, if he can beat Braun Strowman 1 v 1, he has a job. He loses. The end.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

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bradzilla posted:

Until you remember stories like the lovely underwear on a stick that he chased someone(Patterson?) around with until they vomitted

And then you eliminate the probably?

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

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Baron Corbyn posted:

oh no the tag team wrestler who's had literally two televised singles match lost both of them the sky is falling

He's also lost a shitload of tag team matches, if that helps

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

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PunkBoy posted:

Next season of Mr. Robot is Elliot returning to Steel Mountain to steal the WWE library

Once all trace of Chris Benoit has been destroyed, we're free! He's off the network! But they have the physical backups....it has to be done.

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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

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Hmm, I would rather watch old That 70's Show episodes than Raw. Thanks for the reminder WWE

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