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Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Hace posted:

Nobody knows anything, until 10 years later we get the scoop on who REALLY ran things.

2026:

IT'S ME, AUSTIN. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 05:39

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 08:01

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

I want WWE to buy TNA and put it on the network but still not acknowledge that it ever existed by way of haphazardly dubbing voices and pasting over logos.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 18:12

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

I'll buy it if it has a giant WWE logo on the back and says something like
UNLEASH THE
DEMON
KING

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 20:58

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

The Miz is Johnny Cage and that's pretty fun.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 19:56

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

That promo video wasn't "alright", it was the only part of mania 27 that's worth watching. It comes from an alternate reality where that night was good and cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O20Po-_kyuk

# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 01:15

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

CubsWoo posted:

Heels to win the last match of the night at WrestleMania and walk out of the show as champion:

Triple H
Austin (Disputed, failed heel turn in main event)
Miz, The
Seth Rollins

Roman Reigns :mmmhmm:

# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 03:01

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Honestly, Ziggler losing might be the best thing for his character? I mean even taking Miz out of the equation, Ziggler's not actually going to get fired for losing a predetermined match, but what it might do is give him some time away from the cameras and start to build anticipation for his eventual return. Maybe give him a kayfabe injury or something so it's murkier as to whether he deserves the loss, then give him a redemption angle somewhere down the line that actually has meaning and he could earn his opportunities instead of screaming them into existence and losing a lot. Winning at this point snuffs out a pretty great Miz heel run for a pretty small return on Ziggler's interminable determination to show the world.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 20:10

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

I know Spooky Sarah and she is going to post in this thread on Tuesday

# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 21:11

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Von_Doom posted:

Well...why? Isn't she a friend?

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 22:27

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 08:01

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

I'm guessing he didn't actually have that carved into the side of his head, so that's a. Curious affectation.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 02:40

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