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welcome to tough crew, the first rule of tough crew, be tough. No other rules. Don't like that? A little too heady for you? 
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Sep 27, 2016 13:24
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*rightfully beats friend in a MtG exchange but immediately after losing he says he meant to play an instant* me, despite all rules and regulations averring my win: No problem, go ahead, friend. |
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Sep 27, 2016 13:26
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*has face tattoo* |
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Sep 27, 2016 13:28
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it's only 8'oclock and my pillowcase is already full of good treats and sweet eats on weenie night. My crew and I are on the other side of the train tracks and, well heck, it's a long way home. Tough drew looks me square in the eyes after noticing my full 'case. He acquiesces, "whatever you wanna do, boss" I grit my teeth, tugging up the haul higher on my shoulder as I nod to my crew, my tough crew, "We don't stop." They look stunned, "I'll carry it in my dang pockets and when they are full in my dang hands and when they are full", an audible gulp from my crew as the air turns electric, "I'll carry it in my dang mouth" We trudge on til the golden sun graces our homeland. |
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Sep 27, 2016 13:28
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i've been developing a nice callousy carapace of toughness around my inside spirit lately, standin up for myself to bullies and not takin anyone's mean crap at all. bein homeless can make or break you I think, and both happened to me but im put back together stronger than ever thanks to good pals and electricity |
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Sep 27, 2016 13:29
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Gatekeeper posted:i've been developing a nice callousy carapace of toughness around my inside spirit lately, standin up for myself to bullies and not takin anyone's mean crap at all. bein homeless can make or break you I think, and both happened to me but im put back together stronger than ever thanks to good pals and electricity d-dang, you're in |
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Sep 27, 2016 13:48
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tough crew at the low ropes team building course tough me: alright tough susan, it's just us left, here, step off my back and carry yourself through this giant spider web to the rest of the crew tough susan: but what about you tough me: don't worry about me, I'll find my own way tough susan: but we need you tough me: the thing is, you never needed me, the tough was in you all along weak course instructor: *fights back tears while handing out nature valleys to everyone* |
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Sep 27, 2016 14:17
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I have to moisturise three times a day or else the coarseness of my skin becomes too much and my clothes chaff and rip right off my body. of course i'm tough enough to be cool with that, but it would be disrespectful to the environment to go through clothing so quickly. there is nothing tough about disrespecting the environment. |
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Sep 27, 2016 14:16
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Moon Atari posted:I have to moisturise three times a day or else the coarseness of my skin becomes too much and my clothes chaff and rip right off my body. of course i'm tough enough to be cool with that, but it would be disrespectful to the environment to go through clothing so quickly. there is nothing tough about disrespecting the environment. bystander, watching moon atari hugging the rest of tough crew: ha ha ha I thought ya'll were tough tough crew: there are fewer things tougher than exfoliation |
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Sep 27, 2016 14:22
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social vegan posted:*rightfully beats friend in a MtG exchange but immediately after losing he says he meant to play an instant* You play magic? *takes out a deck covered in sleeves with a cool Dragon on the back and starts shuffling them* I play black and white because it represents the conflict in my soul. I can either be your best friend or your worst enemy, I'm pretty twisted and effed up if you get on my bad side |
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Sep 27, 2016 14:55
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im a weakling with string bean arms and a lard rear end but i listened to a whole raffi album once |
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Sep 27, 2016 15:02
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Darkman Fanpage posted:im a weakling with string bean arms and a lard rear end but i listened to a whole raffi album once rounding it up, you're in Business Gorillas posted:You play magic? |
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Sep 27, 2016 15:04
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I'll join but I want you to call me Tough MrWillsauce. every time
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Sep 27, 2016 15:07
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i only cry when i'm alone
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Sep 27, 2016 15:12
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i refuse to let the old lady at walmart check my receipt
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Sep 27, 2016 15:12
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social vegan posted:d-dang, you're in yeah thx but I don't exactly need your permission tho do I tough guy |
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Sep 27, 2016 15:17
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I don't keep off the grass |
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Sep 27, 2016 15:19
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i am so tough that i've been making little safaris into the tviv to tell people i actually like the tv shows i watch, i think they think i'm retarded
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Sep 27, 2016 15:20
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MrWillsauce posted:I'll join but I want you to call me Tough MrWillsauce. every time hospital receptionist: Uh, Willsauce, Mr. Willsauce? Tough MrWillsauce: what did I tell you? I'm just a piece of paper to you, like all the rest. Heck, you probably aren't even gonna kiss my boo boo better afterwards. You never do. You never do... |
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Sep 27, 2016 15:21
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she never does so true
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Sep 27, 2016 15:23
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*points to tribal band tattoo on arm* "you could say I'm into ink" *shirt rips off from flexing* *body is covered in tattoos of arms with tribal band tattoos* |
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Sep 27, 2016 15:25
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Luvcow posted:i only cry when i'm alone Luvcow posted:i am so tough that i've been making little safaris into the tviv to tell people i actually like the tv shows i watch, i think they think i'm retarded
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Sep 27, 2016 15:25
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I do chest flys to practice hugging my tough brothers and sisters I punch hard so I can help exfoliate my tough friends' faces after a hard day of toughing it out Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Sep 27, 2016 15:26
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Macnult posted:*points to tribal band tattoo on arm* *tugs down front of deep v to show circle of barbed wire tattoo'd around my heart* sorry sweetheart, no trespassing. You wouldn't want in there anyway *deep sigh* I don't mind being the small spoon sometimes |
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Sep 27, 2016 15:28
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I'm tough but cute. it's really hard to put makeup on because I keep breaking the brushes with my immense strength, but I will persevere.
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Sep 27, 2016 15:27
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social vegan posted:*tugs down front of deep v to show circle of barbed wire tattoo'd around my heart* sorry sweetheart, no trespassing. You wouldn't want in there anyway *deep sigh* I don't mind being the small spoon sometimes small spoon? haha just messing around! I'd rather be the astronaut and they be the jetpack and oh my god I just want to be held |
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Sep 27, 2016 15:36
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hey boss i stubbed my toe can i be excused from doing any tough things like beating each other up or eating glass? |
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Sep 27, 2016 15:36
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i ate my vegetables every drat day so guess how tough and strong i grew up to be
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Sep 27, 2016 15:54
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I often set myself up to be pwned online. It makes people feel better about themselves and I'm tough enough that i can take it, provided i chill out with some positive affirmations asmr afterwards. |
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Sep 27, 2016 15:57
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You want to know tough? Yeah, I know about tough. I saw enough of my buddies die on that beach, storming full bore into devastating defensive fire. They were tough. But tough gets ya killed, my friends. Call me a coward, but I'm still here to comfort gently caress their widows. |
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Sep 27, 2016 16:11
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*lifts up paper* *raises hand* *cuts hand with paper* *aside from slight eye-twitch, remains stone faced*
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Sep 27, 2016 16:14
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I'm really quite tough. To prove this I am gonna deepthroat a long doobie dog while staring daggers directly into your eyes. https://youtu.be/fGx6K90TmCI
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Sep 27, 2016 16:23
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Sep 27, 2016 16:26
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I am a boneless mass, quivering and shivering its way across the floor. I am soft to the touch, making your own hands softer in the act of touching me, perhaps excreting something similar to lanolin as a sheep does. I moan softly much of the time when not letting loose flabby gas whaps. I offer no resistance and can be easily moved. |
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Sep 27, 2016 16:28
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social vegan posted:I'd like to invite you on on the condition that you don't beat me up and our friendship transcends the theoretical bounds between shadow realm and normal realm You can call me the walker, because I walk the line of being both an angel and a demon *shows you a pentagram on his palm scribbled on in erasable bic pen* |
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Sep 27, 2016 16:36
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Bo-Pepper posted:I am a boneless mass, quivering and shivering its way across the floor. I am soft to the touch, making your own hands softer in the act of touching me, perhaps excreting something similar to lanolin as a sheep does. I moan softly much of the time when not letting loose flabby gas whaps. I offer no resistance and can be easily moved. |
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Sep 27, 2016 16:36
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i actually have very low toughness but make up for it with high agility
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Sep 27, 2016 16:38
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Bo-Pepper posted:I am a boneless mass, quivering and shivering its way across the floor. I am soft to the touch, making your own hands softer in the act of touching me, perhaps excreting something similar to lanolin as a sheep does. I moan softly much of the time when not letting loose flabby gas whaps. I offer no resistance and can be easily moved. lol |
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Sep 27, 2016 16:38
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*looks at the tough crew having fun in the recreational pool* *mournfully pulls off floaties revealing an obvious tan line* *sits on the bottoms step into the pull and puffs out chest* 
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Sep 27, 2016 16:47
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social vegan posted:Tough drew looks me square in the eyes after noticing my full 'case. He acquiesces, "whatever you wanna do, boss" whoa i was in the tough crew without posting
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