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Smash it Smash hit: prettay, prettay

Teacher: "Hey tough smash where are those crayons i let you borrow?"

*smiles big showing off a rainbow of wax*

Teacher: "All 64?! this... this kid is inhuman!"

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# ? Sep 27, 2016 17:09

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# ? May 10, 2024 19:48

Paladinus: heyHEYYYY!!!

I am going to destroy you, OP.

One on one. On de_dust. Knives only.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 17:58

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

If you leave me too long in one place I begin to secrete an ooze that pools around me. Against all expectations this ooze smells like summer flowers, drying to a fine powder that can be a lovely addition to a potpourri.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:01

social vegan

Paladinus posted:

I am going to destroy you, OP.

One on one. On de_dust. Knives only.

woof

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:13

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

a lot of people say I'm tough to be around, so yeah guess I'm pretty d*rn tough after all :cool:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:18

Smash it Smash hit: prettay, prettay

People call me Sonic because I am as tough as Tails :grin:

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# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:21

Nooner: AN A+ OPSTER (:

im not even going to apply im just in he club because im tough af, its a given that I would be in the tough crew. now lets go say bad words at people

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:25

social vegan

Nooner posted:

im not even going to apply im just in he club because im tough af, its a given that I would be in the tough crew. now lets go say bad words at people

heck
boob
stunk
ratchet??

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:28

Smash it Smash hit: prettay, prettay

Nooner posted:

im not even going to apply im just in he club because im tough af, its a given that I would be in the tough crew. now lets go say bad words at people

FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

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# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:29

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

d*ng, d*rn and fr*gg

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:31

Worldshatter: PEPSI for TV-GAME

even though I'm tough I still take time out of my day to visit and support my local library

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:32

social vegan

Worldshatter posted:

even though I'm tough I still take time out of my day to visit and support my local library

not even my knife edge ric flair chops can cut through the fabric of this tight knit community

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:33

Nooner: AN A+ OPSTER (:

"Tough, rude, and full of 'tude" - headline for my Linkedin profile

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:34

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

I have great difficulty tolerating loud noises or a confrontational tone.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:36

hitchensgoespop

my first fight was me against five boroughs

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:36

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

i had a real intense fight once but it turns out I was just a mirror

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:38

social vegan

hitchensgoespop posted:

my first fight was me against five boroughs

is that spanish?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:39

Paladinus: heyHEYYYY!!!

Take water, for example. You drop a firm object in it, and the object either floats or sinks. Pretty pathetic. If you drop a firm object in me, the object would just bounce off. Unless it's something sharp. But either way I can handle sharp objects way better than water. Unless it's frozen, in which case I cannot really compete with frozen water. But I am definitely tougher than liquid water.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:42

Smash it Smash hit: prettay, prettay

I am a veteran of the great tickle fight of '11, I've seen some stuff man :twisted:

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# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:43

Nooner: AN A+ OPSTER (:

I'm so tough I order my toilet paper direct from the same place that supplies schools and offices

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:47

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

one time I didn't even apply moisturizer after shaving

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:48

Worldshatter: PEPSI for TV-GAME

I'm so tough I take part in charity wrestling events to raise money for the local animal shelter

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:49

Smash it Smash hit: prettay, prettay

I'm so tough I don't bother to filter or the fluoride from my tap water :twisted:

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# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:51

Paladinus: heyHEYYYY!!!

I was attacked by a cat when I was 10 and survived. I'm 28 now and could probably take on 2.8 cats.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:52

Worldshatter: PEPSI for TV-GAME

Paladinus posted:

I was attacked by a cat when I was 10 and survived. I'm 28 now and could probably take on 2.8 cats.

That's pretty tough, just remember, the mark of the truly tough man is not how he seeks conflict, but how he avoids it

# ? Sep 27, 2016 18:58

social vegan

Nooner posted:

I'm so tough I order my toilet paper direct from the same place that supplies schools and offices

Paladinus posted:

I was attacked by a cat when I was 10 and survived. I'm 28 now and could probably take on 2.8 cats.

lol

# ? Sep 27, 2016 19:11

Instruction Manuel: Yes, it is what it looks like!

Ahundredbux posted:

i had a real intense fight once but it turns out I was just a mirror

Same but it was a staring contest.

Mirror me lost :cool:

# ? Sep 27, 2016 19:32

Moon Atari

I'm tough enough that I usually go it alone and would normally resist any form of club recruitment, but sometimes even tough boy lone wolves get lonely.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 19:36

Piso Mojado

hell yeah, I think I found my crew

# ? Sep 27, 2016 21:07

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i love to kill and to murder�can I join the tough club?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 21:15

social vegan

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

i love to kill and to murder�can I join the tough club?

Piso Mojado posted:

hell yeah

# ? Sep 27, 2016 21:18

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

My diet consists of a firm vanilla paste eased into an undulating orifice via a mechanism not unlike a Play-Doh squeeze toy.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 21:21

Business Gorillas

Bo-Pepper posted:

My diet consists of a firm vanilla paste eased into an undulating orifice via a mechanism not unlike a Play-Doh squeeze toy.

Pm me

# ? Sep 27, 2016 22:13

Manifisto

the tattoos may be temporary, but the mild discomfort I felt when applying them was very real

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 22:21

FluffieDuckie

Manifisto posted:

the tattoos may be temporary, but the mild discomfort I felt when applying them was very real

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Sep 27, 2016 22:37

social vegan

Manifisto posted:

the tattoos may be temporary, but the mild discomfort I felt when applying them was very real

holy

# ? Sep 27, 2016 22:48

Higgy

I made a tattoo with my brother's Sharpie pen and my mom was dismayed but couldn't wash it off. I told all my buds at school it was real since my uncle works at the tattoo company and got me a free tat (what tough people call tattoos)

hekka tough