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social vegan posted:tell chumbawumba they are weak for getting knocked down in the first place woah now
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 13:10 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 16:07 |
im so tough i did a sex with an older lady
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 13:10 |
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im so tough I WAS that older lady
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 13:11 |
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I fail my saving throws on purpose
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 13:16 |
"fail drug tests gently caress b*tches "" - tough guy motto
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 13:19 |
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Whenever I do a home improvement project that involves sanding things I use the callouses on my soul for that fine professional finish
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Sep 28, 2016 13:35 |
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I'm practically having a fever (37.2 C), but I'm still doing my work (from home). Yeah, making money by sitting at my computer. Try to beat that. |
# ? Sep 28, 2016 13:56 |
Paladinus posted:I'm practically having a fever (37.2 C), but I'm still doing my work (from home). Yeah, making money by sitting at my computer. Try to beat that. I pee in the shower. qqqq |
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 13:58 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I pee in the shower. Same, but the shower at work. Under cold water. |
# ? Sep 28, 2016 14:02 |
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I once shoved a drunk guy to the ground at Gillette Stadium (football) who was poo poo TALKIN TO MY DAD. Am I tough? I'm not NOT tough. Let me in, goddamnit!
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 14:21 |
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when I was like four I was in a car with my dad, and we passed a dead dog on the side of the road, and my dad was really worried that it would traumatize me. But I was just like "don't worry dad, I don't even like dogs." that's a true story
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 16:48 |
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MrWillsauce posted:when I was like four I was in a car with my dad, and we passed a dead dog on the side of the road, and my dad was really worried that it would traumatize me. But I was just like "don't worry dad, I don't even like dogs." *with a stoic look on his 4 year old face, a young willsauce reaches into his oshkosh overalls and produces his little flask he throws it back in one quaff then wipes the milk from his face before looking out the window, seeming to look through the dog's corpse* "don't worry dad, i don't even like dogs"
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 16:54 |
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luvcow how would you feel about writing my biography?
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 16:55 |
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i'm on it
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 16:57 |
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right on
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 16:58 |
i'll make the website
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 16:58 |
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"I first went astray at the age of 15."
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:03 |
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MrWillsauce posted:when I was like four I was in a car with my dad, and we passed a dead dog on the side of the road, and my dad was really worried that it would traumatize me. But I was just like "don't worry dad, I don't even like dogs." i am a dead dog, and i ain't even mad |
# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:05 |
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do you guys think maybe that's like a sign of some kind of emotional disorder? I think I might have the aspergers
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:09 |
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I think maybe that's why I'm so tough
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:12 |
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trains are definitely the most tough hobbyfor me to understand so maybe |
# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:18 |
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also I was obsessed with trains when I was a little boy but I think it was normal because I was a little boy
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:18 |
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when I say I'm "tough as nails," these are the specific nails I'm referring to
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:21 |
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i was obsessed with the cow catchers on the front of the trains, like a young holden caulfield i was obsessed with trying to save the majestic young bovines
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:22 |
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conductors are a bunch of phonies imo
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:24 |
this tough chat has gotten really sad, but im not crying!
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:25 |
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Ya you can cut me I guess, but my fibrous consistency makes it no fun |
# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:26 |
the other day i was shouting really hard and i focused my ki into a powerball for like 2 seconds i swear to god
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:26 |
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Luvcow posted:i was obsessed with the cow catchers on the front of the trains, like a young holden caulfield i was obsessed with trying to save the majestic young bovines if a body catch a bessy comin' down the rail
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:36 |
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Manifisto posted:if a body catch a bessy comin' down the rail also: Manifisto posted:when I say I'm "tough as nails," these are the specific nails I'm referring to bears are pretty badass, even the vegetarian ones
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:41 |
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Manifisto posted:when I say I'm "tough as nails," these are the specific nails I'm referring to brutal
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 17:44 |
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i got this weird callus on my left heel from where all the icky poo poo collected after the hospital wouldnt admit me for appendicitis cuz i was only two so i got to have it burst at my grandparents house so weird even a dermatologist didnt believe me when i told her what happened
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 19:22 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:the other day i was shouting really hard and i focused my ki into a powerball for like 2 seconds i swear to god scared the poo poo outta my roomie
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# ? Sep 28, 2016 19:23 |
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I didn't cry at all the last three times I got a flu shot. I think you can say I'm pretty darn tough |
# ? Sep 28, 2016 22:18 |
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I once stepped on a snail and only cried for 20 mins |
# ? Sep 29, 2016 00:37 |
i lift weights on "da reg"
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 00:38 |
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This is my themesong. https://youtu.be/HKtsdZs9LJo
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 00:48 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:one time my hungover rage started making lights all through my apartment flicker One time the lights in my house flickered during a scary storm and I didn't even run to my room |
# ? Sep 29, 2016 00:56 |
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Nathilus posted:This is my themesong. that's badasss
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 01:12 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 16:07 |
Me and Tough Nathan are going to throw rocks at the midnight express train, who's game?
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