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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

drat, this thread has become Facebook.

# ? Oct 23, 2016 22:44

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# ? May 3, 2024 20:25

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Munchables posted:

I'm not at home

Better get back to work!

# ? Oct 23, 2016 22:47

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

be nice to each other, GBS. Be nice..

# ? Oct 24, 2016 00:49

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Inadequate Areolas posted:

popped up on my feed from some beauty group that I'm inadvertently a member of

the replies were like OMG no gurl you're gorgeous, I love your skin tone, you're pretty, your husband is wrong, etc

I looked at her profile and the pic I'm posted is really one of the more flattering ones.

That looks like a once beautiful woman who got fat really, really loving fast.

# ? Oct 24, 2016 01:59

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Dreddout posted:

drat, this thread has become Facebook.

I'm so happy!

# ? Oct 24, 2016 04:02

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Facebook Aunt posted:

I'm so happy!

So happy you bought your old name back?

# ? Oct 24, 2016 04:09

DAMN NIGGA: Aug 15, 2008; by Lowtax

thathonkey posted:

in this day and age if youre not dumb and wait forever to discover youre pregnant and dont want to be you can take a pill

what was your moms excuse, dumb bitch

# ? Oct 24, 2016 04:14

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

So happy you bought your old name back?

Yeah. I just wasn't able to be Rockin' enough to live up to the other one.

# ? Oct 24, 2016 04:39

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

drat NIGGA posted:

what was your moms excuse, dumb bitch

# ? Oct 24, 2016 06:15

turbomoose: Nov 29, 2008; Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 19:07

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

Aaaaaaaaaaand post!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Oct 25, 2016 21:58

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

plz don't doxx me

# ? Oct 25, 2016 22:30

turbomoose: Nov 29, 2008; Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 22:59

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Zahgaegun posted:

Aaaaaaaaaaand post!

Lololoolllllllllllll

# ? Oct 25, 2016 23:42

ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

turbomoose posted:

These are all good, I would read facebook if it was like this

# ? Oct 26, 2016 15:15

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Anderron Shi posted:

same people:

dude stays brushin them h8rs off

# ? Oct 26, 2016 16:15

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

$40 million dollar

# ? Oct 26, 2016 16:27

Macasaurus: Oct 12, 2012

you guys really wont believe what my senile relatives posted on the internet!!!

# ? Oct 26, 2016 16:41

Macasaurus: Oct 12, 2012

like really it's completely incomprehensible! now laugh at them haha

# ? Oct 26, 2016 16:42

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Anderron Shi posted:

same people:

dude stays brushin them h8rs off

i wonder who these haters are

# ? Oct 26, 2016 17:04

monkeytennis: Apr 26, 2007; Toilet Rascal

Macasaurus posted:

like really it's completely incomprehensible! now laugh at them haha

Are you okay?

# ? Oct 26, 2016 17:41

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

Macasaurus posted:

you guys really wont believe what my senile relatives posted on the internet!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPCB_pIiWDY

# ? Oct 26, 2016 18:44

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

lemme just moralize in the gbs facebook thread real quick

# ? Oct 26, 2016 19:22

Fried Watermelon: Dec 29, 2008

what an absolute mad man

I can't believe he done this

# ? Oct 26, 2016 20:16

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Gaunab posted:

i wonder who these haters are

Probably their parole officers.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 20:51

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:46

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

penus penus penus posted:

i would like to buy this woman a drink just to thank her for the gif

# ? Oct 26, 2016 22:07

Good Work You Get An HIV: Feb 22, 2016

Moridin920 posted:

i would like to buy this woman a drink just to thank her for the gif

the chick, not that fat freaking out one, is pretty hot

# ? Oct 26, 2016 22:26

Pitdragon: Jan 20, 2004; Just another lurker

everyone i know who has ever used the term "hustling" or "hustle" has been a perpetually poor person that is constantly falling for get rich quick schemes

# ? Oct 26, 2016 22:58

med school head: Apr 17, 2012

i.e. drug dealing

# ? Oct 26, 2016 23:38

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Moridin920 posted:

i would like to buy this woman a drink just to thank her for the gif

Which one?

# ? Oct 27, 2016 03:49

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

med school head posted:

i.e. drug dealing

You can get rich from that, just find the right drug for the right market.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 07:07

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Dreddout posted:

Which one?

the one taking the gif

# ? Oct 27, 2016 07:07

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

med school head posted:

i.e. drug dealing

I think you mean pyramid schemes

# ? Oct 27, 2016 11:15

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Silence is consent.

# ? Oct 29, 2016 22:49

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Pitdragon posted:

everyone i know who has ever used the term "hustling" or "hustle" has been a perpetually poor person that is constantly falling for get rich quick schemes

Everyone I know that uses it works 14 hour days between main job and a side work. But I do agree most idiots use it to describe them selling cutco or putting in 8 hour work days lol

# ? Oct 29, 2016 23:06

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

Dogs that don't look anything like celebrities!

# ? Oct 30, 2016 01:59

Drunk Driver Dad: Feb 18, 2005

I use micrometers every day, it isn't hard to read them. What's funny is a lot of people at my job actually came from fast food and walmart, etc so lol at the irony of being smug about being able to read a mic

# ? Oct 30, 2016 02:29

Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

Facebook Aunt posted:

Silence is consent.

What other kinds of stuff does Brock Turner post?

# ? Oct 30, 2016 03:11

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# ? May 3, 2024 20:25

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

TheMostFrench posted:

I come from a poor as gently caress background in Oklahoma and I still have a lot of friends back there. It's never the people who've done super-well who post this sort of poo poo, it's always the ones who are just slightly better off than minimum wage foodservice jobs and want everyone to notice how at least they're not doing THAT for a living. It's loving gross.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 03:33

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