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Well, apparently countries that use them call the butthole bidets something else, but I've only heard the butthole ones called bidets in America, so that is obviously the correct usage.  A warm water spritzer on your butt sounds way better that goin mudding with some wood pulp and fingers.
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Why do horoscope things never include any negative poo poo? I guess the one above does because "an Ares will belittle you constantly but flip his poo poo the moment anyone dare insult his property and he will literally fight people for no reason," isn't very positive.
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Jan 17, 2017 00:43
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Blue Train posted:I think that's scorpio not ares hth That's not what the picture said.
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Jan 17, 2017 01:00
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OMFG FURRY posted:you don't read a horoscope to find out who you really are, you read a horoscope to create false assurance of w/e person you want to think you are lol, you are SUCH a tiger.
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Jan 17, 2017 01:02
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:"These eyes have seen more than most, these feet have tread where few have"
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Jan 17, 2017 07:55
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do u know jenny posted:Thousands of people across the country are going to be really confused pretty soon about why they are in trouble at work for calling their supervisor a faglord. "What do you mean I'm fired? All I did was grab my boss' pussy!"
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Jan 19, 2017 13:30
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Professor Shark posted:Can you explain it to the dumber kids in the class? It's also a very offensive hand gesture in multiple cultures, so try not to use it abroad!
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Jan 19, 2017 14:24
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Well, It's Friday here in the USA, so time to stop being so PC. Kill Whitey! Whoo...I feel better
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Jan 20, 2017 14:27
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Uh, that bath one should just say "put some stuff in your tub water if it helps to make you relax more gooder." I'm not sure what any of that horeshit is supposed to be.
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Jan 21, 2017 05:01
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Restrained Crown Posse posted:Balancing pH levels, because your body wildly fluctuates between alkaline and acidic without help from baking soda and horse radish or whatever the gently caress Oh man, don't remind me. Just the other day I was super basic and I was cooking dinner for the fam. I spilled some apple cider vinegar on my arm and foam just sprayed fuckin' everywhere. It was so embarrassing I had to schedule an emergency meeting with my therapist.
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Jan 21, 2017 05:48
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The Management posted:People who share that have no idea what pH level is. If they asked me how hot they were I'd say they were a solid 9 on the scale.
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Jan 21, 2017 09:24
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I mean, you've performed a dark ritual to render the primal essence of something into a liquid in a tiny vessel. I hope essential oils are strong.
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Jan 22, 2017 18:01
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Tricky D posted:If that dude knew any of the multiple cures for cancer he should probably just come out and say it instead of trying to brutally own big pharma with memes. Tell me at least so I can sell that poo poo myself if he's not going to. Well, there are multiple cures for cancer. It's just that they usually only work on one incredibly specific cancer. There's not just, "cancer" or even "breast cancer", but hundreds or thousands of different ones. They are called cancers because they exhibit very similar behaviors/symptoms/pathologies/what the gently caress evers. Like great, you discovered the cure for cancer of the left optic nerve. No, not that one, the other one, the non-congenital one! The three people a year who get it and have it detected in time to do anything about it will be very thankful. You bet your poo poo the company that wasted 3 billion researching that goose egg is going to sit on it until they can use the methods and research to find a few more cures. I'm just making poo poo up here like whoever made the image, but I like to think my version is closer to reality.
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Jan 23, 2017 19:21
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TheMostFrench posted:I've seen this going around, the original says that the forest is an anti depressant and the tablets are poo poo. There is no happy medium like 'medication combined with a balanced lifestyle can improve your mental health'. Haha, this. The meds help a whole bunch, but I have to do stuff with friends, go outside, get some loving sun, occupy my time, keep a regular sleep schedule and eat regular, healthy meals. If I don't do that stuff, my mental health goes to poo poo and the meds pretty much just stop me from deteriorating into an insane hobo in an alley somewhere.
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Jan 25, 2017 13:16
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Trig Discipline posted:The primary person I know who posts that stuff is deeply mentally ill, has a history of bizarre and unprovoked violent behavior, and is on permanent disability because of it. Every time they post something like this on facebook I know they've gone off their meds and get really tense because it pretty much always ends with poo poo Going Down. I'm that guy minus the violence and poo poo Going Down. I usually just log out of my Facebook for a week or two anymore if I start arguing with people/taking drama seriously and posting weird poo poo. It's for the best. I don't go off meds very often any more, and it's usually only due to genuine oversight from mental fatigue stemming from depression and insomnia. I want to take my meds and keep working towards being stable for longer and longer periods. I don't stop posting on SA though. Nothing can stop my shitposts.
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Jan 25, 2017 18:02
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Blue Train posted:The worse the metal illness the more frequent the posting here on the ol gibbis I can confirm.
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Jan 25, 2017 18:09
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Professor Shark posted:Man imagine how organized their DVD's were How do you think those guys were able to do complex math and astronomy poo poo without writing? Free time, uppers in the form of coca, booze and psychotropics. Imagine having the job of staying up all night on a mild coke high to tediously plot star movements. That's what religion is good for right there, nerds.
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Jan 27, 2017 00:38
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Here's a simple lifehack for your Type II 'beetus: eat less sugar you loving idiot.
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Jan 27, 2017 07:03
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RatHat posted:Diabetes isn't that simple bud. I'm aware. I was trying to make my hack as useful as theirs.
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Jan 27, 2017 07:54
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Candlelight Virgil posted:This is from the "I just been sitting at home alone doin tattoos on myself all weekend" guy It really is so hard to keep white. "From the mouths of babes..."
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Jan 27, 2017 21:45
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:FUUUUUUUCKIN A, HELL YES Do you want weregild? Because this is how you get weregild.
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Jan 28, 2017 00:26
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Snatch Duster posted:drat, that kid is loving a boss I bet he was drowning in pussy. Probably had ten kids, a wife and a mistress by the time he hit puberty. Dude is pretty much a grimdark halfling.
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Jan 28, 2017 00:49
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Volcott posted:Probably the black lung. The tobacco pipe was probably a necessary piece of equipment just to season the poor guy's tender, little pink lungs before hitting the mines. His family probably started him on a pipe regimen at 3 months.
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Jan 28, 2017 02:29
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Ah yeah they should label that poo poo "grown in poop" As long as it's not people poop, you're moving a decent direction.
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Jan 28, 2017 07:40
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thathonkey posted:if you watched 9/11 in hs like i did youre about 30 now Right, and you killed yourself like any well-adjusted rational actor would, as beyond 30 lies only slow degeneration of mind and body.
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Jan 30, 2017 02:24
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Streak posted:pretty sure that 9/11 messed a lot of people up for a long time actually Uh, that's a perfectly healthy response when a few dudes manage to pull off a once-in-a-lifetime (hahar) heist and blow up a few planes/buildings. Attacking a country that had nothing to do with the incident and reducing their armies, homes and people to cinders would be defensible in any court on Earth.
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Jan 30, 2017 02:57
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Lacey posted:Why would a high school student be watching live TV on a Tuesday morning? Schools turned the news on in classrooms if they had TVs. Same reason a bunch of kids saw astronauts explode.
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Jan 30, 2017 03:18
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Lacey posted:So.. you're so angry because your teachers were stupid? It wouldn't have made a difference. Coverage was inescapable unless you were a literal hermit.
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Jan 30, 2017 03:22
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Per aspera ad rear end in a top hat
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Jan 30, 2017 13:55
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thathonkey posted:it's an even older saying than that apparently. people are quite sure others pointed out this phenomenon of political views changing as you age well before him. pretty interesting actually i thought it was somewhat more modern. People mature with age and gain a broader and deeper perspective on life over time with the more knowledge of and exposure to the world at large they possess. Wizened village elders prized for leadership roles, horseless carriages and Hottentots terrify elderly; News at eleven.
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Jan 30, 2017 21:35
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Gonna guess she never stopped growing sideways.
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Jan 31, 2017 01:36
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh you know what I was thinking about? It was middle school and it was some poo poo about some idiots getting stranded on an island. Gilligan and the Skipper don't make it, lil' buddy. Ginger has the conch now.
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Jan 31, 2017 02:59
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Zidrooner posted:As far as terrorist attacks go it was a pretty good one, targeting buildings of the elite imperialist capitalist swine and their military leadership. Sucks about all the people on the planes and the janitors and such, but it sure beats massacring and torturing kids in a club or bombing randos in an airport. Yeah. This I agree with. Dudes were on loving point with their targets.
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Jan 31, 2017 22:27
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mng posted:The one crashing into a field was kind of a bummer. But from a military standpoint, it was a pretty remarkable success for a bunch of scrappy young people! That was actually due to American intervention.
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Feb 1, 2017 01:40
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I live in a council house, you twat.
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Feb 21, 2017 20:29
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She could at least have looked up how to dress it and care for it post op to have it heal properly so she'd have a pleasant stump on the end of her digit instead of the gnarled mess that it's going to heal into. Jesus, some people. I bet she didn't even sterilize those cutters.
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Feb 22, 2017 01:21
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Buncha thievin' Ozarks boys stole my Titan from the Kum & Go parking lot. Y'all are lucky I can't get to where y'all at, because otherwise I'd tan your hides, but good.
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:The cenobites arrive ready to play with their new acquisition. Lincoln looks up from the puzzle box with a glimmer of hope in his sunken eyes. Pinhead catches his gaze and and searches the man's soul in an excruciating flash. The spike-headed monstrosity turns swiftly to face the other cenobites: "Brothers and sisters, even though this man has opened the box, there is no greater pain we could inflict than to leave him here, doomed to be best friends forever with Miranda." :The cenobites exit through a glowing portal. Lincoln weeps.:
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Feb 22, 2017 21:26
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It's just a funny picture that people made jokes about. The "friendzone" is a prison of one's own design, not some law of the universe. That makes it hilarious. Dude could be smashing her mom for all we know.
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Risky posted:I seriously doubt it. I looked at the guy's fb page and it's full of top 10 lists of how to show a woman you worship her. It's like he's writing a book on how to be the perfect white knight. Well, refer to my Hellraiser fanfic post, then. 
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