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I always knew golf was only popular because it was propped up by some dark conspiracy.
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Megaman already taught us this. Man built the construction/hazardous environment robots. 99.999% of them were evil, and the "good" one murdered all of his brothers in an orgy of non-stop violence.
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Sep 15, 2017 15:39
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I tried to like the show Seinfeld, unfortunately the writers decided to set the show in New York, a slap in the face to every Dutchman who remembers when the town was once rightly called New Amsterdam, before it was unjustly stolen away by barbarian invaders. Furthermore...
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Sep 15, 2017 19:38
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Most rifles kept by citizens in America are semi-auto, though. I thought burst/auto capability was the bare minimum for an "assault rifle" fear mongering notwithstanding.
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Oct 4, 2017 23:48
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At least some of the NFL players might remember that the US bombed North Korea into the Stone Age from their college history courses. E: I don't think most Americans know or care that NK has legitimate beef with us from the Korean War. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Oct 5, 2017 |
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Oct 5, 2017 16:35
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SpacePig posted:Do people not know that the Korean War happened or something? It's called The Forgotten War for a reason. E: from Wikipedia: It has been referred to in the English-speaking world as "The Forgotten War" or "The Unknown War" because of the lack of public attention it received both during and after the war, and in relation to the global scale of World War II, which preceded it, and the subsequent angst of the Vietnam War, which succeeded it. EE: my public education about it was maybe a couple of paragraphs, if even. It was just a sorta, "oh yeah we fought some commies and then Vietnam." Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Oct 5, 2017 |
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Oct 5, 2017 16:42
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[quote="“ChesterJT”" post="“477082110”"] Oh she has more issues than that for sure.  [/quote] I thought autumn was about the bleak reality of our fleeting mortality being laid bare before us, followed swiftly by the crushing realization of our deaths upon the onset of winter. What's this color bullshit?
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Oct 5, 2017 17:52
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fishing with the fam posted:Oh my god. I spent my entire life up until this point thinking MASH was the Vietnam War. Don't feel bad. Apparently that's not an uncommon mistake, somehow.
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Oct 5, 2017 18:51
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[quote="“DACK FAYDEN”" post="“477084431”"] Did we win the Cold War? That’s a serious question - if by “modern war” you mean strictly a boots-on-the-ground engagement, then no. e: well, okay, I mean, it maybe depends on what you mean by boots on the ground too, because the CIA sure did back a lot of coups  [/quote] Yeah, the US has been riding on hype from WW I/II and the huge industrial advantage of not being firebombed to poo poo or losing several generations of men in back-to-back Armageddons. That and stealing some of Europe and Asia's best scientists sure helped (the US managed to bag the entire Japanese biological warfare program, as far as I know). Nazi war criminals put us on the moon! Sorta.
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Oct 5, 2017 19:01
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[quote="“Scratch Monkey”" post="“477086758”"] Is that better or worse than this guy? https://electricliterature.com/this-instagram-bro-poet-will-make-you-feel-much-better-about-your-work-c252a0faf4d9 [/quote] Leonard Brohen
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Oct 5, 2017 20:42
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Oscar Wild posted:Pls charge your phone, and turn off Bluetooth. Ur not the thread's real dad! 
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Oct 12, 2017 15:06
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Say levee
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Oct 19, 2017 19:52
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cnut posted:And the biggest tits?! They’ve felt the most hands.
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Nov 8, 2017 14:30
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I’m not sure I agree wholeheartedly with this dichotomy/tautology.
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Nov 29, 2017 07:07
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SpacePig posted:The same can be said of the "Find you [Minion/Elf/Spooky] name using your birthday!" posts, and the "Porn star name is your first dog and the street you grew up on!". “Roxy Dunno” for me.
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Dec 7, 2017 22:04
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Well? Any babes?
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Dec 21, 2017 09:33
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:
You’re almost there, though. You’ve got three vans on offer that can take 6 passengers each, you silly oval office. Drive your car there too and you’re done. Maybe they’re hoping a local strip club will donate their booze bus for the trip or something? Maybe the local cops or one of the prisons have a riot bus laying around?
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Dec 22, 2017 14:28
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Well, obviously you wash out your butt with fruit juice and tea leaves if you have appendicitis. They teach that kind of basic medicine poo poo on Dora the Explorer in two languages at the same time.
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Dec 23, 2017 08:57
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:I have my doubts that one of those hippies could self diagnose an inflamed appendix Well, if they’re actually curled up in pain, that sorta discomfort sounds about right for an appendix. The real solution is positive thinking and Atlantian power crystals.
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Dec 23, 2017 20:11
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We’re all globeheads on the inside. Outside, too.
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Dec 26, 2017 21:16
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This is my poo poo. I already knew about it, but now I e been reminded it exists.
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Dec 29, 2017 08:10
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It’s a load-bearing skull.
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Feb 5, 2018 06:49
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At least the organization openly states their definition of school shooting and sticks to it. There was a shooting and there was a school. That covers both words in the term!
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Feb 21, 2018 23:32
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central dogma posted:Fresh off the presses. Massaging the stats, eh? Only murder by gun? That leaves out tons of gun deaths, including manslaughter (and plenty of those suicides).
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Feb 22, 2018 06:44
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Tricky D posted:The point is that we should eliminate all other death before we try to tackle something as miniscule as murder. Oh. I took it to mean that it wasn’t a big deal, so there wasn’t any point in doing anything about it. I’ve been reading too much Trump lol thread.
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Feb 22, 2018 16:35
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mono posted:Pretty sure those fetuses weren't US citizens yet Depends on who you ask.
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Feb 22, 2018 16:37
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Radirot posted:
That’s a lot of words to say, “Chill. That rude person was likely just having a lovely day.”
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Mar 1, 2018 19:50
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gobbagool posted:seriously what the gently caress is going on there Looks like a baked sweet potato covered in some sort of brown sugar glaze that has been stuffed with corn?
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Mar 21, 2018 22:07
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Arrhythmia posted:That doesn't explain the huge bulbous piece of "corn" in the top right, or the fact that it's sitting on a cloth without a plate, or the fact that the person eating it decided to open it up with a razor. Haha. It may be an actual kidney full of stones, I was just trying to figure out what it looked like. Stones are just calcium or uric acid, etc that builds up in layers, kinda like a Gobstopper. Some look more like pea gravel or jagged spike balls tho.
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Mar 21, 2018 22:28
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I realize that it’s a weird ant-Coke thing, but a homie of mine was just in the hospital for gallstones and kidney stones, and from the sound of it, his poo poo was packed like that. They took his gallbladder and now he can’t eat anything with much fat in it. Not enough bile. Why couldn’t it have been his appendix? Nobody uses that poo poo. As a positive, he’s rapidly losing weight on his rice, oatmeal and granola diet.
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Mar 22, 2018 01:30
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Kharnifex posted:Easy way to get them is have no oil in your diet Like olive oil? Motor oil?
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Mar 22, 2018 03:16
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The fourth nurse wrote her account of the events down for posterity.
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