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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Worldshatter posted:

So Tesla was a smart guy but everything he's ever said seems to have been used by edgy "2smart4u" teens in desperate attempts to reassure themselves of their own superiority


He sounds like a dick is what I'm saying

He was a virgin who put science over sex, picture the people who would admire him

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

noted quiet things: three year old boys

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

TheMostFrench posted:

Like, a loving relationship IS a comparison and value exercise!

this is the Facebook thread, not r/incel

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Hardawn posted:

nicotine is something that clicks the brain and fires it up, the delivery method and those who create an identity around it are super suspect

Same thing with whiskey snobs or weed snobs or w/e

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Barnes And Body Works posted:

Ginger actually helps with blood circulation.

Lots of foods help with lots of things, it's just all cherry-picked

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

"That my child, was when I left to go score some more drugs for us. I never truly left you"

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Inadequate Areolas posted:

what's with the bidet thing anyway? someone goony guy on my FB posted their review of one. are these things popular for neckbeards?

They're popular with anyone who's ever used one, but only neckbeards post about them

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jest9QA9IY

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


I'm guessing fedoras owned >3

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Is the answer............ weed? Weed cures cancer, pass it on

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

nerdy = requires actual knowledge and training
geeky = requires an internet connection and loneliness

which puts SA way up the the top left

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Leroy Dennui posted:



Hell yeah I would, that's a potential $3,000,000 there!

a hyuk a hyuk

I'd do that even if it were European decimals

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

I want pork in my tube meat dammit

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Porn and military service are both about selling your youthful body for peanuts penissooooo

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Snatch Duster posted:

However you can always join Academi or other merc corps if you go military. Porn you burn out in like 3 months.

porn is physically exhausting and often emotionally humiliating and degrading. the military is that on top of blowing up orphanages and dodging ieds

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Snatch Duster posted:

Just saying there are more options for military folk after they do their trade than porn actresses. I mean you hosed 3 dudes for 5 hours you ain't teaching kindergarten or running a hedgefund.

Yeah, if you don't suffer a permanent mental or physical disability (45%, average of 9 different conditions claimed per veteran), AND use your GI Bill to apply to any certificate or degree program (48%) AND graduate (52% of the 48%) and you're saying your best bet is to go roll the dice again, this time with a company you can't sue for continuing to gently caress over your body and mind and from whom it's incredibly difficult from which to extract benefits? I'd 100% bet there are more former porn stars teaching kindergarten and managing hedge funds than concussed jarheads

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Snatch Duster posted:

Not saying it's a good choice but most military roles do not involve combat or lead to ptsd. But the ones that do, if they are sociopaths, can make a lot of money in the private military sector. If you know this about yourself early in life, you can do quiet well.

you're saying it's a better choice than being a porn star. all the sadism and sociopathy in the world won't help you if you're a quadriplegic (a p rare condition from porn shoots)

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


my hometown is racist af. It's about as segregated as an antebellum plantation

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

loving on molly.gifv

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Ein cooler Typ posted:

what are you trying to hide from advertisers

lol according to Facebook ads, I'm a well to do gay man in his early 40s who is fighting with his fiancé but still about to buy a manhattan condo for a half mil

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Jesuits: pasteurization, vaccines, Trotsky. Jesuits kinda own

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

yo if you respond to a post that goes something like: "hey I'm in town, who wants to hang?" with anything like "yeah I'd love to but I live a thousand miles away hahaha", you can suck my fuckin dick you fuckman

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Montalvo posted:



#relatable

lol that even children have figured out that astrology is bullshit, so they added in the whole rising and falling signs so you can get three fortune cookies for the price of one

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Buttcoin purse posted:

I can't tell if this is a broken person or an enhanced Markov chain bot that can assemble images as well as words.

Schizophrenia thoughts are basically markov chains because everything you think about becomes hyperassociated

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

You mean PatriotHole? http://www.clickhole.com/article/hell-yes-baby-it-special-choo-choo-medicine-called-5932

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Plant varieties from the 40s almost always tasted better because they weren’t minmaxed for shelf life and color over flavor as much back then

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

The left: well we really need to create a grand unifying definition of what a school shooting is so we can maintain the accuracy of our facts and figures
The right: CRISIS ACTORS ABORTIONS FALSE FLAG SOROS

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Y’all should definitely join the fun group ultra specific targeted ads for ultra specific lads

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