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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Dear God,

Please find me pornhub anal chock cumshot collection please

Amen

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Il Federale posted:

i tried to log onto god but i forgot my password

Its a bitch, because you have to wait 3 days to reset your password

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Hot Karl Marx posted:

move over Da Share Zone, a new king is in town

https://twitter.com/bloodhaiI/status/817984860350517248


edit: check out the replies to that twitter thread as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCywGhHQMEw

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Ah yes, the wolf - a symbol of being alone

*socialises/hunts in pack*

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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fb is the equivilant of lovely chatrooms 10+ years ago except for the loving perverts use their real names

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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At all my job interviews Iam The Owner has always spent the entire time complementing me and giving me brilliant quotes to make a narcissistic Facebook post..

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Its like one of the new website sign-up verification things 'Select all images not containing Carolyn'

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Idgi, good on her

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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GOD KNEW
I NEEDED A
BEST FRIEND

SO HE GAVE MY
MY
TV REMOTE IN MY POCKET

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Typical Jesus cowering behind the sofa again

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Aug 3, 2007

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Arrhythmia posted:

Why is the morgue using a hospital bed??

Budget cuts

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