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Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:also wasn't all this poo poo supposed to happen when Obama got elected? if we keep electing Liberals, it will happen eventually
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EMTs are basically glorified taxi drivers
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I'm too scared to talk to people. Is there a way to get a high-paying commissioned sales job without human interaction?
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JustinMorgan posted:Why deactivate it? Why not just... not use it? how else will people know you're too cool for facebook
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Nov 20, 2016 13:20
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cuck memes are getting weirder and weirder
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I open carry because the government refused to give me a concealed carry permit because they are mental illness shamers
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Dec 6, 2016 22:26
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DUI is only a big deal now because of MADD and other feminist activists infringing on our rights
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Dec 7, 2016 00:03
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Tesla invented a way for nerds to get laid but the government confiscated all his papers
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Dec 15, 2016 23:14
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how come none of the females who claim to be attracted to intelligence ever wanna gently caress or kiss me
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I'm so old, when I was in high school, we listened to Pearl Harbor live on the radio
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you don't pour all the crackers in your chili at once wtf they'll get soggy you use each cracker one at a time to dip and eat your chili with
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It is my firm belief that man can subsist on nothing more than chili and anger. To that end, I have decided to share my own favorite chili recipe with the lot of you, so that you may convert your shame and anger into chili and anger. In this way, I am the best humanitarian who has ever or will ever live. I'm going to be breaking a few sacred chili rules here. Too bad; I apologize to no one. Ingredients: 1 & 1/2 to 2 lbs of ground PORK (perfect way to uncover Jews) 2 packages of french onion soup mix (be prepared for your chili to surrender) 2 tablespoons of chili powder (less if you're a baby, more if you're a man) 4 teaspoons of ground cumin (omit this and I will devour your soul) 1 teaspoon of black pepper (slightly racist) 1/2 teaspoon of salt (or none if you're heaving a heart attack right now) 6 ejaculations (squirts) of Tabasco sauce 1 21-ounce can of red beans and 1 21-ounce can of black beans (I have a dream) 2 6-ounce cans of tomato paste with garlic (regular tomato paste = you're an rear end in a top hat) 2 8-ounce cans of tomato sauce (real men need more than just paste) 1 yellow, orange or red pepper, chopped up (green peppers are Satan's taint) 1 package of sliced mushrooms (yes, you can slice your own mushrooms, smartass) Instructions: Put the meat in a huge chili pot and brown it over medium heat Add 4 cups of water and the french onion soup mix. Stir and let simmer for 10 minutes Stir in the spices and the Tabasco and simmer for another minute or two Add the beans, the mushrooms and the chopped pepper Turn to low and let simmer for at least 20 minutes, 40 is better, stirring every 5-10 Call your mother and tell her she's not allowed to hug you anymore And that's it, you're done. You just went from a pathetic, flaccid pushover to a chili-chewing boner-owner in about an hour. Your life will thank me. Who's next? Don't even think about posting a recipe with corn in it. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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calling people trashy is classism
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Feb 1, 2017 07:48
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I loving hate phony female nerds yeah she claims she likes Star Trek, but she didn't even know who Garak is
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Feb 7, 2017 20:57
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if they're married why do they have different last names
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Feb 12, 2017 12:05
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people with four wheelers usually care about family values I don't think their marriage is gonna last tbqh
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yeah I too am so sophisticated I don't know what a 4 wheeler is. I had to look it up on rural dictionary
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If Facebook existed when you were in middle school, you're too young for this websight /me checks calendar o poo poo no it's me I'm an old man
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Runaktla posted:He could be friend zoned against his will, as many poor saps are. there's no benefit to being friends with a female if you don't get sex
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The scar is from the smallpox vaccine (which we no longer administer, so it's a good idea for bio-terrorism)
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Mar 6, 2017 05:56
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Facebook is cool because 20 years ago it was a lot harder to find pictures of girls you know wearing bikinis
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May 4, 2017 19:28
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what are you trying to hide from advertisers
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May 5, 2017 01:16
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sleeping that much is a sign of depression it's sad that society is so bad now that everyone is depressed I miss the 90s when everyone was happy
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May 29, 2017 03:58
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I'm gonna start my kids off on 56k so they get the authentic internet experience like I had
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Jun 14, 2017 02:28
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wa27 posted:You can just buy it from the official website for cheaper. if you buy it from the official source, the feds will seize it and destroy it
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Jun 23, 2017 22:35
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lots of good Facebook posts to mock ITT but you are irrationally angry about someone posting that they are moving
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why don't you want your coworkers to know your thoughts on religion do you work at a church or Hobby Lobby
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fishing with the fam posted:Oh my god. I spent my entire life up until this point thinking MASH was the Vietnam War. that's what the producers wanted you to think
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TotalLossBrain posted:lmao that's pretty good. I bet she's all of course she doesn't want the trains she just doesn't want him to have them females are hell of vindictive (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 29, 2017 02:05
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over having lost out on that treasure.
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hackbunny posted:this troll one is my favorite: how do you solve this
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Dec 1, 2017 22:50
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Is it possible for normal people to understand or do you need a degree in maths
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Dec 1, 2017 23:16
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ChesterJT posted:I have never heard the term Globeheads and I loving love it. 
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Jan 28, 2018 23:34
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a lot of those Yogi Berra quotes are apocryphal
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Mar 1, 2018 18:20
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can I use the bigger bathroom stall and the good parking spots if my disability is depression
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why don't they have cops patrolling bathrooms to give able-bodied people tickets for using the disability toilet stall. like with the parking spots
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