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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

TheMostFrench posted:

Wait till these people find out about about century eggs!

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 02:14

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 06:04

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u3Z1zprxsE

Dreddout fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Oct 19, 2016

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 00:09

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

This was from a while ago, but I never posted it

drat, she's really trying to gently caress with the perspective.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 01:59

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

It's pretty much every single one of her posts

I like how she manages to make her profile pick worst!

Girl needs to learn how to myspace angle!

no mom very hungry posted:

"If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates."

I DID NOT CREATE A JOINDER WITH THIS WEBSITE, YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO READ MY POSTS!

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 05:08

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

reallivedinosaur posted:

white people live in australia too

But they probably shouldn't, considering the skin cancer rates.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 06:54

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Madcosby posted:

Step E: Plate Is Served To Doctor, Who Eats It To Gain Additional Powers

Step F: Make sure to offer the baby's heart as a sacrifice to Mictlantecuhtli

# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 01:06

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Inadequate Areolas posted:

popped up on my feed from some beauty group that I'm inadvertently a member of

the replies were like OMG no gurl you're gorgeous, I love your skin tone, you're pretty, your husband is wrong, etc

I looked at her profile and the pic I'm posted is really one of the more flattering ones.

She looks like one of those Fox News photoshopped Democrat faces

# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 17:16

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Inadequate Areolas posted:

She's a Trump supporter lol

Well duh, she's white and has two chins!

# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 20:11

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

drat, this thread has become Facebook.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 22:44

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Moridin920 posted:

i would like to buy this woman a drink just to thank her for the gif

Which one?

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 03:49

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I made 895k bitcoins last year, blockchain, no fiat in my pocket, how much do you mine?

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 00:26

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

alpaca diseases posted:

he's not wrong

Da share zone never is!

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 16:10

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Anderron Shi posted:

Actually true though lol

*Posts this on Facebook so people will point out how intelligent you are*

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 18:57

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

subhuman filth posted:

I too identify with the autistic pedant character

Welcome to gbs!

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 17:39

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Worldshatter posted:

Wtf does this one even mean? Is this some new evangelical slang?

Worldshatter posted:

the young generation found god, and he demanded that they post dank memes

There's no way these people are under 40.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 19:08

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Worldshatter posted:

Unfortunately I'm able to decipher this and it's trying to say that relationships are tangled and complicated wheras your "relationship with god" is the "one way" to get to heaven

Now dig deep into your pockets, pastor needs a new set of BMWs!

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 19:56

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Really hoping Da MF Share Zone has a hot take on the election today

Oh he's got a loving hot take!
https://mobile.twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/795165480382119936/photo/1
https://mobile.twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/795762872240455682/photo/1
https://mobile.twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/796034420989956096/photo/1

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:17

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https://mobile.twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/796221923722002432/photo/1

:ohdear:

Who's going to break it to him?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 13:20

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monkeytennis posted:

Jesus Christ.

https://www.facebook.com/arron.desantos/posts/10211558769303677

Hahaha, holy poo poo it's permabanned poster niggerstomper58!

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 19:06

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Mike is loving great at negging.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 19:14

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Anderron Shi posted:

Somewhere in the Midwest sits one pissed off wife who had a bad thanksgiving with the in-laws.

They are legion

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 02:06

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

drat horror queefs posted:

Ahahahaha it's loving T-Nugz lmao

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 20:43

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

ChesterJT posted:

What?

Keep coloreds out of white neighborhoods

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 23:28

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

bone app the teeth posted:

I thought that poo poo in the background was sperm at first.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 03:43

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Moridin920 posted:

if you get a DUI you're a goddamn moron idiot who deserves almost all the bad things that happen as a result

# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 00:33

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

TotalLossBrain posted:

Grammar nazis and the alt-write

haha

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 18:10

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Worldshatter posted:

those vapeshop impulse buys must be harsh

Used vape salesmen are well known for their aggressive sales pitches

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 23:39

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Thos beans

This goat

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 02:48

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Most women are vapid cunts, but not you, you're not like other girls.

Awww, thanks! Right back atcha Facebook Aunt! :hfive:

# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 20:52

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Anderron Shi posted:

But then again cigar enthusiasts aren't that bad..

What about the 6 remaining pipe enthusiasts?

# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 03:15

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Blue Train posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGWIsENJ0Pc

Cacator posted:

Wow ! Thanks for informing me of the cure for cancer, Explore Talent - Acting and Modeling!

Steroid abuse is pretty healthy!

# ¿ Dec 27, 2016 07:40

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Anderron Shi posted:

September: the month of uggos

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 04:23

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Jerry Cotton posted:

That's a long-rear end baby.

If this was FYAD I'd make a Barnacle Jim joke

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 20:01

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RatHat posted:

Also reptiles don't give a poo poo since they spend all their energy trying to not freeze to death.

In my experience, people who own reptiles actually like this.

Unlike a dog, cat, sugar glider etc you don't have to spend time with a reptile. It doesn't give a poo poo about you either way, but you can still get attached to it like a regular pet.

All you have to do is feed it and keep it warm, and you have a pet that you can ignore whenever you want!

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 21:27

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Professor Shark posted:

The acrobat and strongman may be more athletic but the goon doesn't perform in the circus

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 21:43

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I'm heartless.

I read that as "lie and say amen"

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 04:22

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Candlelight Virgil posted:

Capitalism crushes the spirit of the working man forcing him to toil away at drudgery and hope that his chosen oligarch will better his lot in life.

loving savage critique, imo!

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 23:00

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

What if we there was an essential oil...

OF WEED!?!

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 15:46

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 06:04

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pvt.Scott posted:

Haha, this. The meds help a whole bunch, but I have to do stuff with friends, go outside, get some loving sun, occupy my time, keep a regular sleep schedule and eat regular, healthy meals. If I don't do that stuff, my mental health goes to poo poo and the meds pretty much just stop me from deteriorating into an insane hobo in an alley somewhere.

my broke-brained brother! :hfive:

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 20:23

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no mom very hungry posted:

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Madcosby posted:

Inadequate Areolas posted:

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Moridin920 posted:

alpaca diseases posted:

Anderron Shi posted:

subhuman filth posted:

Worldshatter posted:

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

monkeytennis posted:

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bone app the teeth posted:

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TotalLossBrain posted:

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