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cnut
May 3, 2016

I open carry my farts about me. I'm very popular, as you can imagine.

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cnut
May 3, 2016


I think she should get pregnant again.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Anderron Shi posted:

Yeah I'm colt that's my mom posting

My condolences :negative:

cnut
May 3, 2016

TotalLossBrain posted:

Grammar nazis and the alt-write

*Grammer

cnut
May 3, 2016

ChesterJT posted:

I want to hang out with Gary.

:gary:

cnut
May 3, 2016

ChesterJT posted:

Hey pal, you take one look at Gary and you know he's all about the ladies. I just want to learn from the master.

I must admit, the dude does look like a pussy slayer.

cnut
May 3, 2016

penny

That was easy.

cnut
May 3, 2016

ChesterJT posted:

I'm just trying to figure out how that goofy idiot snagged that hottie.

:homebrew:

cnut
May 3, 2016


Cite? lol j/k

cnut
May 3, 2016

Chomp8645 posted:

Brb heading to store to buy lots of citrus fruits for the girlfriend.

That poo poo works! I keep eating fruit flavoured candies and, hoo boy, are my moobs getting huge!!!!

cnut
May 3, 2016

Anderron Shi posted:

Wait, carrots aren't good for your vision?

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/a-wwii-propaganda-campaign-popularized-the-myth-that-carrots-help-you-see-in-the-dark-28812484/

cnut
May 3, 2016

Professor Shark posted:

Can you explain it to the dumber kids in the class?

"Got yer nose!"

cnut
May 3, 2016

Kiss my cravat.

cnut
May 3, 2016

But it's so much easier to tear when you don't want it to.

cnut
May 3, 2016

The self-cleansing vagina is an amazing thing.

cnut
May 3, 2016


I wonder if it's this Linda. Watch out if it is!

cnut
May 3, 2016

maskenfreiheit posted:

I don't have a Facebook :smug:

This guy gets it.

cnut
May 3, 2016


:same:

cnut
May 3, 2016

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

it's not always about you, 'Duster!

Yes it is, just ask him! :q:

cnut
May 3, 2016

Pvt.Scott posted:

Never trust anyone over 13

cnut
May 3, 2016

Wish my mom was cool enough to put a plastic bag over my head.

cnut
May 3, 2016


All. The. Time. :negative:

cnut
May 3, 2016


President?

cnut
May 3, 2016

Blue Train posted:

Mouth crooked, ears too low

Mom's spaghetti!!!!!!!

cnut
May 3, 2016

And the biggest tits?!

cnut
May 3, 2016


piled high

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cnut
May 3, 2016

You detergent eaters are weird.

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