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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

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Rockin Orthodontist posted:

Hmm. Mathew hit Haiti and killed 1000 people on 10-4. I wonder what the secret message was there?

"Simon the Canaanite, and Judas Iscariot, who also betrayed him."--Matthew 10:4 :shrug:

It should have hit on the 6th instead.

"Go rather to the lost sheep of Israel."

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Apr 1, 2005

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The most pro of clicks.

Also, what's the point of concealed carry if you can't let everyone know you're packing?

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How old is the child that that mother is desperately trying to keep breastfeeding? I'm guessing seven, maybe eight, years.

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Dear facebook,

I am so mad about the slang kids use these days. Just so gosh darn mad.

Sincerely,
Your loving grandma

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china bot posted:

is Gary wearing a red white & blue eagle bandana :eyepop:

Are you not?

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Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:

Uhhh why exactly do YOU think it's illegal?

It causes young white girls to have sex with jazz musicians.

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Thing enthusiasts seem alright. It was a pretty good movie.

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In all seriousness, what are the health benefits for the scrotum, improved texture and color?

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"I am explosively volatile. Keep me away from children."

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RatHat posted:

Also reptiles don't give a poo poo since they spend all their energy trying to not freeze to death.

I don't think they spend any of their energy trying to not freeze to death.

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Professor Shark posted:



Shared by an extremely jaded lady upset she isn't with someone

Normally amateur is my favorite category of word porn, but for some reason this isn't getting me up.

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hth posted:

bullshit.

Zero is certainly a number.

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Leroy Dennui posted:

When life gives you lemons...

...make breast cancer?

Why are those lemons in an egg carton?

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The medal of freedom is bullshit award anyway. Think about it. How many non-bullshit things have the word 'freedom' in the title?

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*posts to facebook*



*smiles at herself*

*picks Harry Potter book back up*

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"If Trump hasn't fired the whole HR department at my office by the first 30 days, I'll be demanding my money back."

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If an employer can't love me at my worst, he don't deserve me at my best.

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If that dude knew any of the multiple cures for cancer he should probably just come out and say it instead of trying to brutally own big pharma with memes. Tell me at least so I can sell that poo poo myself if he's not going to.

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Good for her

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Tim Raines IRL posted:

my feed is mostly just liberals whining about punching nazis and poo poo like this



i hate facebooks

This rules actually.

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Apr 1, 2005

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I've always wondered if these lazy words on a plain background names are original or reposts.

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wa27 posted:

Facebook recently added the ability to post a text status as an image like that, because apparently that's the only form of text that people will read anymore.

I guess Facebook really knows its userbase.

Also,

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Apr 1, 2005

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Wheat production has roughly doubled in that same time frame so the average wheat farmer is making 2.5 times what he made back then on top of receiving federal subsidies.

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That's not really how the saying goes.

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Quoting Churchill except to point out that he was a funny drunk before you're thirty means you have no heart. Misquoting Churchill to point out that you believe he had insight into something after you're thirty means you have no brain.

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Apr 1, 2005

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I like how he throws out the packet so that he can measure out the same poo poo in the packet by hand.

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Bonzo posted:

Those packets usually have vegetable oil solids and other poo poo to preserve flavour.

Oh dear.

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Apr 1, 2005

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:siren:ENRICHED WHAT FLOUR:siren: :siren:CORN MALTODEXTRIN:siren: I bet those are wheats and corns are :siren:GMO:siren: even.

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Zahgaegun posted:

I pick "Rawf".

Your missing out. I have to tell you.

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He bought a packet just to take pictures and show us that he's not using the packet.

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Sure, you can get off-the-shelf herbs and spices from the supermarket, but my chili has two tablespoons of attitude.

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we covered this. a long time ago

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We worship Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and you should show some respect.

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The person who posted it is 100% sincere too

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