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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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I've missed you all. And the dirty Jay fantasies.

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Indulging in certain substances for this right now.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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"It's the Millennium Falcon!!!"


:Lip rubbing intensifies:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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SeANMcBAY posted:

Was that ring theory poo poo some huge article online? He spends way too much time on that.

Yeah, I could feel my eyes glazing during the middle of all that. It was pretty dry stuff.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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This really felt more like an overall message of "This is RLM's take on what movies are becoming now." No wonder content releases have been slow lately.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Randarkman posted:

Well, to be honest there's not much to say.

The review can be easily summed up with,

"Movies make me want to be dead."

---Mike

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Mike seemed really into the "This is the state of things," and he sort of already touched on them a little in the Titanic review. Both he and Jay seem like they are really counting down the years before the proverbial backlash against Hollywood gets loud enough to be serious.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Gammatron 64 posted:

I like Metal Gear.

I am confused by how a masculine, handsome tough bad-rear end like Snake can be potentially gay while being surprisingly quiet on the 'not-gay' front.




Wai--

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Sep 5, 2007

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8-Bit Scholar posted:

Metal Gear Solid 1 has a case of the not-gays be an integral gameplay element.

Actually it sort of does it twice.

I actually replayed it about a year ago, and I always found her not getting mentioned anymore after the game highly suspicious. I think he wanted that Juicy Otacon Meat.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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FedEx Mercury posted:

I feel like the Pewd school of YouTube personalities came about after the Plinkette reviews but I'm a crusty old millennial so what do I know.

So was his show of forced creepy stuff to make him scream taking off?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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I liked the little shout out to Lucas with the whole "Hey, we'd love to talk to you, come to Milwaukee!" :shobon:

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proof of concept posted:

this is the first thing in the first post of their rules thread:



so, basically, yes, it's a giant loving circlejerk of idiots who are sucking each others' e-cocks. A circle-suck? Whatever the term for it is.

Oh my god. I like to break things down and analyse it too, but then there is having your own nose stuck up your rear end.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Sometimes I wonder if the posting culture there might involve using forced intellectual arguments just so you can be part of the discussion. Kind of like how old DND required you to talk as if your smoking a bubble pipe, or old Games where you gotta make a wall of text involving number crunching formulas before your posts are ever to be read.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Whorelord posted:

plinkett was right, star wars does look like a university admissions poster



Move over blondie, the other two girls have already taken my heart on a space adventure :quagmire:

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Sep 5, 2007

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dreezy posted:

the main problem with redlettermedia threads is they always start talking about things that aren't redlettermedia and that way madness lies.

WHENS THE NEXT VIDEO?!

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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For real though, anyone have the links to the old threads? Some funny poo poo in those.

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Sep 5, 2007

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Trunko posted:

Are there really posters....ITT... who don't watch the RLM videos exclusively on their website. And also have the RLM website set as their homepage?

My work place is lame like that :(

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Trunko posted:

Jay is 5'2"

Jeez that Milwaukee diet is hell.

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Sep 5, 2007

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Light Gun Man posted:

Speaking of this I was looking into the Phantasm movies again since they have had important releases lately and uh apparently there's a Phantasm porn parody

The sphere - boobs gag wasn't enough?! :saddowns:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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My sister and I used to laugh a lot making fun of the "we got cows" lady in Twister :unsmith:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Didn't they joke about exactly about this very thing, Spiderman getting the Marvel treatment? I was wondering why they didn't seem to mention anything like that from their Batman V Superman episode.

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Sep 5, 2007

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Pinch Me Im Meming posted:

No it's idiots who like them. People who like to be spoon-fed 12 minutes of action every 6 minutes with color-coded characters. Characters whose development is equivalent to a six-page carboard book for toddlers where the goose and the rooster learn at the end that teamwork is good!

It's so weird how my coworker is such a smart and organized lady, but she completely eats up trashy movies like Pixels and thinks movies like Jack & Jill are hilarious. She's also seems to hate the more nerdy and intellectually stimulating movies. She's definitely Hollywood's target audience, and my nerd brain can't deal with it.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh and there's an emoji movie coming out August 2017. And of course the poop emoji is going to feature.



They shoulda stuck with these guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbQ1nIs864U

Wicker Man fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Oct 13, 2016

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Clapping Larry
Double, my bad.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Fully agreed on all points with Jay. Josh was alright this time.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Seeing some middle aged guy's "I'm a cool dude" fanfic put on camera is always super depressing.

But still hilarious.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Goddamn, the imdb.com listing for the movie has a review from way back in 2010 that gives it 10 stars. It's also the only review that member has ever written and it's got random capitalised words and super awkward grammar exactly like the synopsis from the GETEVEN DVD cover. Hmmmmmm.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0169183/

I want to believe there is another man with the exact same mental illnesses as Hart who felt a touch of kinship seeing this movie. Then he went to make a review!

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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MrSlam posted:

A little ewok climbs into the spot R2's supposed to go and it's wacky with him screaming all the time during the battle in the skies. Then he kind of disappears.

It's near the end of the movie. There's an awards ceremony, everyone is hugging and smiling and happy. The John Williams music is swelling. Smash cut to silence and a frozen ewok floating in space.

The furry little poo poo is hunkered over on the side, frozen to death from the vacuum of space.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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dreezy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdTNuZWA4mY

dawn of the dead re:view, all killer no filler mike and jay extravaganza.

No loving way. Just rewatched that glorious movie (the 11-12 minute extended edition) last week.'


Clearly I should be on the crew if we share this mental wavelength.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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AND I watched it on that exact same box set, specifically because I wanted that extended edition.

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King Vidiot posted:

The extended edition is still my favorite cut because it was the first version I saw, on VHS. It's a shame that Romero doesn't like that cut and the Ultimate Edition is, I think, the only way to get that cut on anything higher-def than VHS. So I'm clinging tight to my Ultimate Edition DVD until they release a blu ray of the extended cut (which will never happen).

Same here! My dad introduced me to Dawn of the Dead after seeing me play Resident Evil 2, and we went to...Sunco? Got some kind of Dawn of the Dead special VHS pack edition that had either Peter or Roger wearing a gas mask on the cover. Still got that specific tape somewhere.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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We're all so very proud of Mike :unsmith:

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Sep 5, 2007

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reignofevil posted:

You know what? I think people saying Watto sucks because he is a dumb sterotype and the people who are saying that Watto wasn't even a noticeable factor in a movie as loving abysmal as Episode 1 the Phantom Menace are both 100% correct :unsmith:

Won't lie, I liked the whole "Jedi mind tricks don't work on me" bit. Only thing that I actually found kind of amusing in the prequels.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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I don't give a gently caress what anyone says, Hocus Pocus was a good movie:

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Sep 5, 2007

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dreezy posted:

I remember watching i think it was hocus pocus as a tween with my little sister and being uncomfortable how central the main character's virginity was to the plot. i might be thinking of another movie but it was weird.

Yeah, they make a big deal about how a VIRGIN needs to light a candle to bring the dead back to life. At least it's got Kathy Najimy, the voice of Peggy Hill!

The talking cat CGI though, jesus...

CJacobs posted:

My favorite halloween movie is the 1989 movie Teen Wtich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksBE53CIT8E

How could I have forgotten this?!

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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With the kind of bullshit rules, political red tape and other things that gently caress with their trainees, there's probably more sexual shenanigans going on in the jedi council chambers than at the Vatican.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Drunk Jack is my morning posting style.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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Rich isn't quite so on his guard when Mike isn't around :keke:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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For the past week while doing menial poo poo like dishes or getting the mail, I find myself repeating Mike's 'underbreath' voice going Because it was an original idea; Nooooooo....

RLM is a bad influence.


MrSlam posted:

Eh gently caress it. Here's my entry into what should become a contest.



He never did get the red headed girl :smith:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

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The grandpa pants get me every time.

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Sep 5, 2007

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A trip to the orient sounds lovely.

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