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JB50
Feb 13, 2008


Yet another golden moment ruined by Josh.

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

naem posted:




yeah this isn't an attractive lady right here

Them thumbs tho:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

You gotta pay the trolls toll to get this Hollywoods soul.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

counterfeitsaint posted:

Don't engage Yug you idiot.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Holy poo poo you guys are dumb,

counterfeitsaint posted:

Don't engage Yug you idiot.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Krinkle posted:

This isn't the Game of Thrones thread, why are you talking about Jim Broadbent?

Guess where he was born:

Holton cum Beckering seems very appropriate in this thread.


Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue80QwXMRHg


loriparker66616 minutes ago
R.I.P. Justice League
Hahahahaha

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Relin posted:

what movie is the shot of the moon with the mirrored guy in it from in the montage near the end of the review



This shot?

Creepshow I think.

Oh you mean this one:



I dont know.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I took my Jurassic Park jeep, replicated from the movie Jurassic Park (not to be confused with Replicants from Blade Runner) and put a lovely tarp with metal hooks (lol Captain Hook)on it on my Jurassic Park jeep (Jurassic Park) even though the tarp wasn't rated for travel and loaded it onto a vehicle trailer (not a movie trailer, like what movies have. Movies like Ghostbusters.)

When the TellTale Games video games company received my Jurassic Park jeep (based on the Spielberg film Jurassic Park) they had rented for the weekend it was scratched all to hell from the (80's animated rock opera adventure film Heavy) metal bits flapping in the wind on the back of that trailer.

Because the video game company wouldn't pay for damages that I caused by being retarded, I knew what I had to. I bazinga'd my way to reddit like Jack Burton from Big Trouble In Little China and convinced yon heroic internet knights to take up arms and doxx a former employee of video game company and send her rape threats even though she retired before all of this happened because she was dying of cancer and was spending her final months running a charity for orphans (like Batman).

Freddy Krueger.

I was wondering when someone would reference Boomerjinks.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Old Story posted:

I just watched Rogue One for the first time since it was on Netflix. I didn't hate it as much as the RLM guys did, instead I just felt nothing. I didn't care about any characters or their deaths, but the space explosions were top-notch. CGI people still look terrible, guess we're just not there yet.

I feel like to really hate it you'd have to be invested in Star Wars tee-emm and I'm not.

I had to watch it in two parts because the first time I watched I got so bored I had to go to bed. To be fair the second half was better, but still emotionless.

the Darth Vader line about choking on aspirations was painfully bad.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Jenny is good, Max is good, goons are bitter turds.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

poisonpill posted:

How do directors like McG keep getting work? I honestly think a film school graduate wouldn't make those weird choices and would thus deliver a better (blander, more easily consumed) product

Thanks to McG we got this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auwpvAU2YA

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Peanut President posted:

Its just dirty rear end euro water.

Ya I was camping this weekend and went to take a dump in the flushable toilet area and the water that went into the toilets looked yellow like that. I flushed it because I thought someone pissed in it and didnt flush, but it just refilled with yellowish water. Either from a well or rusty pipes I imagine.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Captain Lavender posted:

Wet Hot American Summer

I saw that movie and couldnt tell if it was a comedy or a drama. I kept waiting for the laughs but they never came. It was weird.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Coughing Hobo posted:

My biggest critique of GitS 2017 is that it was boring. The CGI was nothing special, the action scenes were a muddled, uninteresting mess, and a Major origin story was the last thing I wanted out of a Ghost in the Shell movie, so the story did nothing for me.

I don't think it was a bad movie, it was just unappealing to me in mostly every way.

The Major is by far the least interesting character in GITS.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Jack uses the mouse to aim and the controller to move.

Its really dumb.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

RedSpider posted:

Ghostbusters was a lovely movie, and mocking it never gets old.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Waltzing Along posted:

Ripping on Bill Murray for not wanting to rehash a comedy again isn't really cool. There was no need for another GB after the first. Be happy he even made the second one. Complaining about no third film is just stupid.

He was more mad about Bill Murray not doing a GB3 when Harold Ramis was still alive. Sounds like he was contractually obligated to do this one anyway. A GB3 with the original cast at least would have had a chance to be funny, bring back the old chemistry and all that.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


Stop posting golden shower porn!

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Gammatron 64 posted:

pics or gtfo



Have a video as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIsOKn6d_YQ

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

corn in the bible posted:

nobody here really cares about it though because it's completely uninteresting

Agreed CD is really uninteresting.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

corn in the bible posted:

cd regulars are funny. like MisterBibs who literally just uses box office returns to judge if a movie is good, so much so that he won't give an opinion of anything, even if he has watched the movie, before the box office stuff comes out.

What a stupid gimmick.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

KMART THE MOVIE posted:

Wasn't the ghost busters movie too spooky for the Chinese market? Plus they would never laugh at ghosts.... To disrespectful to ancestors.

China's official censorship guidelines technically prohibit movies that "promote cults or superstition"

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Hemingway To Go! posted:

lol i clicked on corn's probation avatar to see what that was about and saw the ghostbusters thread

it's the cd rlm thread all over again

there's a bunch of people who actually dislike ghostbusters 2016 but the entire thread is right now arguing with misterbibs and corn got probated for calling misterbibs an idiot.

Why the gently caress is misterbibs protected there for derailing entire threads with trolling/stupidity and calling him out is punishable. :wtf:

This is why I avoid most subforums.

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

KakerMix posted:

CD is a mistake that hasn't corrected itself yet

Insert clip of Matrix guy explaining how the Matrix works except instead of Neo he's saying CD

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