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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Rich Evans is fat and watching him move his large rotund form around is quite a hoot

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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thoughts and prayers posted:

that character came on the scene when a prop-driven airplane flew 90mph tops

antibiotics weren't invented

the jungle was still actually dangerous

apes were scary

we now have nukes, laser-guided cruise missiles and cluster bombs

they can't make an ape scary

What if you're on an isolated island and have no laser-guided cruise missiles OR cluster bombs in your pocket? Like in that movie?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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sir these explorers have discovered a very large ape, this specimen is incredible, this challenges our very perception of modern scie-

DRONE BOMB IT

but sir

DRONE BOMB IT

WITH NUKES

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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King Kong isnt about a large ape defeating the modern military

even in the original -33 film Kong is defeated by a gas bomb, shackled up, and then shot to death by airplanes

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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That sounds like quality entertainment

I hope you gave them a donation

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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video game culture will give us VR porn, so

so that's cool

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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The really rich youtubers basically just got lucky, because their product is in no way better in any way than the other thousands of similiar videos nor were they usually the first to do the thing they're doing

Some clowns are just adored more than others

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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unless youre will smith or denzel washington a black fella in a lead role means less money, soo

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Rogue One is doing its own original thing?

what's it about?

Oh it's about the rebels fighting the empire and then blowing up the death star

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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WHo's the villain in rogue one? It's an empire military commander and darth vader

the originality is blowing my mind

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Sonic and Mario were good games for their era. Pretty straightforward platformers

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Is it racist to make fun of how people from certain countries talk? Cuz here in sweden we constantly make fun of danish, because ITS A DUMB LANGUAGE, DENMARK

Or is it only racist when its directed at non whites

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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this is racist!!!!!!!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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What race is Jar Jar Binks a mockery of

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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please seize this anti-scandinavia sentiment you have brewing here, it is incredibly insensitive

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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You ever think a Jedi used the force to daterape someone?

*waves hand*

Show me ur boobs

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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jedi are scum

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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she just had high levels of midichlorians in her blood, that's all

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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theyre a bunch of fat millennial film school dorks who couldn't make it in the real industry so they accidentally became popular on youtube instead, a medium they actively despis, but have to deal with because its the only way they can make money

every waking moment is torment for these men

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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im also a millennial and every waking moment is torment for me

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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How does anything become mythic in an age where all the info can be stored digitally


JEDIS ARE JUST A MYTH

*thousands of videos of jedis on star wars equivalent of youtube*

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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the jedis even had like an official building in the city, they fought massive wars

hm probably a myth

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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So I just finished watching Stranger Things and it was almost a perfect TV series. It was really let down in the last episode once they showed the full creature and poo poo started going down. The CGI was pretty poor and some scenes were just baffling and badly made, like when the white haired gman got randomly jumped by the creature

Otherwise I'd say it was still a superb show and the girl who played Eleven stole the entire show with her performance. Crazy acting skills for a kid, reminds me of how impressed I was of natalie portman in Leon when she was a kid

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Watch stranger things you god drat ignoramus

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Mordja posted:

If you're talking about the monster, it was actually made using mostly practical effects. :eng101:

yeah but the bad scenes were clearly cgi and stood out

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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these motherfuckers made something i enjoyed

loving assholes

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Stranger Things didn't really remind me much of the 80's, since most of it was "american 80's" and I'm not American. And yet I thought it was cool and good

Also the soundtrack was extremely modern and not anything like actual 80's music

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i'm the thread uncle

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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unfortunately people are saying it's mostly not-beatings going on in the movie

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i saw jlaws butt

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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It was a good butt

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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If you enjoy generic marvel trash, you will enjoy "doctor strange"

disclaimer, i have not seen the movie

disclaimer; all marvel movies are generic trash

disclaimer; and that is ok

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I agree with the closeted twink and fat alcoholic though. They are not interesting movies at all and usually really forgettable and there's like a strict ceiling to how enjoyable they usually are. But going to the cinema with a friend and watching them isnt a waste of money... They're not horrible, they're just generic

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I am perfectly fine with the idea of superhero movies. We've been doing superheroes for as long as fiction has existed. From Hercules to Thor, man

I just wish it was a lil more interesting

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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a bone to pick posted:

Mike is so off about everything he said this episode (in regards to the movie industry), if movie producers followed his advice they'd have a flop every single time.

nah

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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we live in the bad timeline

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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jay is into boys

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Stealth games will be pretty cool when we get sentient A.I for the NPC's

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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dreezy posted:

I loving hate video game talk in the rlm thread. rlm has nothing to do with video games

wroooooooooong

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