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someone photoshop rich evans over patricia arquettes face in medium tia

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wait wait i cant tell if people are making jokes on this comedy forum or if a few people really do not believe jay is in the top three.

i like rlm because i like cynicism but hate everyone else who talks about things on youtube. someone made me watch nostalgia critic one time and i hated it so much that i barely talk to them anymore

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Ice Cream Barbara posted:

Lets post epic memes that are in every comments section after they quite explicitly called people who do that stupid

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Whorelord posted:

plinkett was right, star wars does look like a university admissions poster



were all these people in star wars? i only recognize one guy

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oooooh my goooooooooooood! lol i like rlm

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watched deadpool on hbo go recently and it is not as good as the first time i saw it but still good. DEMOLITION MAN is also on hbo go and i watched that for the 50th time. it was so much better than deadpool

i forgot about the whole missed subplot opportunity in which john spartan bangs sandrah bullocks character and then finds out after that she is his daughter. like a proto old boy

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gonna watch the vid later but i remeber watching the gate as a kid and being scared. i hope josh just sits there quietly and lets only jay talk

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how dare you guys besmirch the name of such a noble profession. playing viedo games is very important haven't you seen enders game?

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true rankings

stranger things: 3.5/5 jays

house of cards: 5/5 joshes this means it was not very good

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reignofevil posted:

Batman 1989 was good but I liked Batman Returns a bit more. Both solid in my opinion.

whoa guy. this is an unpopular opinion thinking batman returns is better but i respect you for your boldness. i too think they are both good but 89 edges it out for the sweet prince soundtrack

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i know this opinion makes me a simpleton but i miss when half in the bag had some kind of stupid story. like when the men in the show smashed tv or bottle or shoot other man. why bother sitting in the set and wearing the same clothes and then not doing something funny like scream OH MY GOOOOOD while not not fixing vcr? why?

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lol

latest dude bros ep lookin good.

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both gremlins are great but gremlins 1 is better.

ghoulies movies came out around the same time and they are dogshit. but i remember thinking they were cool because they were pg13 but had boobs in them.

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MrSlam posted:

Gremlins > Goblins (Trolls) > Critters = Killer Tomatoes > Ghoulies > CHUDs > Munchie



i'd go

Gremlins > Critters > Killer Tomatoes > Goblins (Trolls) > CHUDs > Ghoulies > Munchie

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man there are always two camps for horror movies. one camp is always, 'they should never show the monster it is all about tension" and the other group is always, "what the gently caress they never even showed the monster it is boring!" you just cant win. the vvitch was good though so drat. you people cannot be pleased. i thought the supernatural stuff felt real and good minus the last shot which yeah i get why people didnt like that.

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Light Gun Man posted:

You gotta show Godzilla though, cuz he's the loving star. You don't go to Godzilla for Human Persons #1-25.

it would be funny though if the movie was more like the first trailer for the brian cranston godzilla. its just people talking about godzilla and the devastation. but we never get to see the monster. its just implied.

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i really like every other movie that nicolas vvinding refn has done except neon demon. just didnt do it for me

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

I was one of two people in the cinema laughing at it. A lot of walkouts during the necrophilia scene. I burst out laughing at the eyeball bit. Tough crowd.
I thought it was hilarious but nowhere near as good as Drive or OGF. Valhalla Rising is still my favourite of his.

bronson is my fav. though i have trouble articulating why other than i loved everything about it.

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i was really squirming in the theater seat when they kept calling the goat black phillip. i know it took place a long time ago but it really offended my modern sensibilities

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eSporks posted:

Sure just write it off as funny accents or whatever, but the reverb on dad was obnoxious. It was even worse with big booming theater speakers.Yes he has a deep voice normally, but the mix in that interview is fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQXmlf3Sefg&t=137s
I'm not 100% positive the noise at 2:25 is him talking or not.

i dont think it was bad and i liked his voice. but everyone should watch the vvitch again with subtitles on if u havent already. it was like a whole new movie for me

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i dont want them to get an intern because they would just torture and make fun of some poor kid and it would take the heat off of josh who we already know deserves it.

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not sure if this the right thread to ask but can someone recommend a good book about the western historical view of irradiated lizard fantasy?

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when i was very young we had empire and return of the jedi on one vhs (with another movie i forget) in slp and i used to watch them over and over. i didnt see episode 4 until i was like 12. looking back its crazy that the movies made much sense to me.

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Baronjutter posted:

I'd watch a sitcom where the entire laugh track is made up of Rich Evans samples.

*tim allen smashes a hammer into his own dick trying to get more power*

(cacophonous repsonse)

"aah haaaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaaa" "OH MY GAAAAAAAWWWD" "AAAAAAAIIIIIDDDSSSSSS"

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rogue one is the best star wars movie since return of the jedi. but im not a star wars fan really so what do i know

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oohhboy posted:

A bit hard to find someone that evil outside of the Republican party.

JB50 posted:

Any Clinton would do.

lol sometimes the forums are like the comments section of any news article ever.

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Capntastic posted:

Are they high-fiving?

he is probably just assisting with the docking

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Zzulu posted:

I'm gonna go watch Rogue One today :stare:

enjoy. i thought it was an ok film. but be sure to post a youtube about your feelings with a smash cut every 4 seconds when you are done watching

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lol i watch rlm so clearly i dont care about film theory or being correct about anything, my guy

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jesus christ what is wrong with the internet

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who could watch 2 hours of this? i could understand some inbred dummy listening to it, but why is it a video? why?

also what youtube guy said "vista" that made them say vista so much? i dont think ive ever used that word unless im describing that old version of windows

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or un dispositif sexuel pneumatique

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the wachowskis made jupiter ascending so theyve already hit rock bottom. but for real that movie is so bad that its good.

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i hate myself for thinking about this or talking about star wars on the internet but a choke would not be a "special move" for people who can move objects with the force. lightning is the only special power imo. *kills self*

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Indolent Bastard posted:

If you don't use their logos how will the drooling idiots in the audience know its them?

i texted a comic book fan friend of mine when it was over to ask who some of the people were. as a drooling idiot, it still didn't help me.

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greatn posted:

It was (in order of appearance) Knuckles, The Submariner, and Mighty No 9.

ty that was a big help. cant wait to see sonic and batman team up in justice league

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

xXx3 is amazingly good

i was one kickflip away from unironically liking it.

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

Blade 1 and 2 own.

ah yeah

blade 3 though...

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fyi: jack was the lead singer in the band, midnight oil

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