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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I like Gavin from Roosterteeth because he is a British idiot and so I strongly identify with him

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jonas Albrecht posted:

What a bunch of queefs.

If they REALLY knew about Red Letter Media they would know that Nerd Box is the real fan's choice :rolleyes:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
the Wachowskis are hack frauds

where's my Patreon money

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Robo Reagan posted:

i wonder if josh has ever seen a movie that anyone has ever heard of

Not if he has anything to do with it!

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Listening to the old X-Com stream and Jack is talking about being on a diet to lose weight

Buddy you need to eat some loving food and lift some weights, you look like a goddamn skeleton

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Wicker Man posted:

I want a movie explaining exactly why Vader selected those 2 pilots to back him up while going to spank his son in space.

I think you mean "Backstabber" and "Mauler" Mithel :spergin:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I'm still amazing that anyone (George Lucas) looked at the Gungans and thought "Yup, good idea, this is gonna be great"

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

greatn posted:

I mean come on man, it's obviously symbolically a wedding of the two races into one people. Don't be dense.

It's George Lucas symbolically taking a giant CGI dump on all of our faces

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Zzulu posted:

Obi Wan mind controlled people because HES A RAPIST WHO FORCES PEOPLE TO DO THINGS AGAINS TTHEIR WILLL

Qui Gon actually probably was this. He bankrupted Watto for basically no reason using a jedi mind trick.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Disney is going to buy failing movie studio Warner Bros. And then poo poo's going to get really weird.

I got for one would like to see Disney reboot the entire DC cinematic universe except with competent people in charge this time

I would also appreciate cinematic terrorist Zac Snyder never getting work again but we can all dream I guess

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Yeah their president just quit. They might be the worst studio going IMO. Their Sony pictures division films are total garbage.

Didn't a bunch of the leaked Sony emails revolve around the question "Why the gently caress are we giving Adam Sandler so much money?"

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Clawtopsy posted:

which is the best 'mike has drunk too much' episode, the funniest one

There's the Best of the Worst where he just keeps throwing beer bottles around and everyone else starts shifting in their chairs uncomfortably, hoping filming can be over soon

I can't remember which one that is though

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

SpaceAceJase posted:

Where's the new video????

It was in your heart all along

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

We Know Catheters posted:

Why doesn't Gillian come around anymore?

Jay wouldn't give her his cummies

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Ka0 posted:

I was surprised to find out carrie ann moss is in Bye Bye Man. Doesn't she have forever money from the matrix movies.

She was pretty good in season 2 of Humans, playing off of some short guy as Totally Not Elon Musk

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Protip, "Millenial" and all other generation tags were made up by old white men to sell books and shame people younger than them. Same poo poo has been going on for millenia.

Adam Conover has a great video on it

e:f,b

Geoff Zahn posted:

And even then I felt like an awkward fanboy, but thats the Chicagoan in me thinking no one wants to be talked to by a stranger, ever.

Sounds like you are secretly British :britain:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Protip: Everything is made up. That's how things work.

loving deep poo poo maaaaan *bongrip*

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Another "skips the Plinkett bits" guy checking in here

Mike is the far superior Plinkett, I like Rich Evans as everything except Plinkett

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Hell Yeah posted:

rich evans is funnier as george lucas than he is as plinkett.

:agreed:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

MrSlam posted:

Mike sees the cameras falling. He knows he can't afford to replace them. This is his way out. Look at that joy on his face. The relief.

But no, the demon Rich Evans holds the cameras in place. Mike has to live. He has to go back to movies.

Mike looks at the comically oversized hip flask. Maybe this time will be the time he filled it with bleach? A taste? No, just cheap bourbon, just enough lubricant to do the "dancing monkey on the internet" routine one more time to buy more.

Maybe next time. There's always next time.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

reignofevil posted:

Get this. Rich Evans used to no poo poo do construction work.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Im fairly easy when it comes to cinema going and don't mind going to see a superhero film with friends but I flat out refused to see those recent Spider-Man reboots. gently caress off Sony. Another Spider-Man origin film is scurrilous.

Somewhere in Hollywood there is an executive who can only sport wood when he kills Uncle Ben in a multi-million dollar film

Also what are the odds that the Germans in Wonder Woman are just portrayed as Nazis anyway even though it's not WWII

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Mordja posted:

Dredd didn't have, didn't need an origin story.

I think it was All-Star Superman by Grant Morrison that did Superman's origin story in 4 panels and 8 words. Nice, very nice.

The problem with origin stories isn't origin stories per se. Iron Man's origin story in the film is great because it's both entertaining, informs the character and we haven't seen it before.

Amazing Spider Man was pretty unnecessary, although at least they tried to do *something* different by making his start as Spider Man be a revenge spree kind of thing.

Man of Steel was the worst for Pa Kent basically telling Clark he should be an Randian Ubermensch and not to inconvenience himself rescuing his lessers

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Max Landis overeggs the pudding a bit but he is generally ok. I don't mind him too much in the Double Down BotW.

The worst part isn't when he's egging Rich on though, they're all doing that. The worst part is when he tries some diabetes inducing "Oh I only got through this with the help of *my friends*" at the end of the episode.

Josh is also fine. Not great, but fine.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Mordja posted:

Whenever I see clips of Starship Troopers I'm always shocked at how well it holds up visually. The CGI has a certain verisimilitude that most big budget movies nowadays don't even try and aim for. CGI now is often colourful and flashy in a way that makes a film look and feel like a cartoon, while Troopers uses subtle, earthy tones for the bugs that land so much better for me.

From a few pages ago, but one of the reasons that Starship Troopers holds up a lot better compared to stuff around the same time is that there were a limited number of visual effects studios available at the time, and a lot had been booked up at the time the movie was being made. So a lot of stuff that would have been made using ropey CGI for the era was done using traditional stuff like models, in particular all the stuff in space. I think the bugs were the main thing that CGI was used on.

The other thing is that actual sets and design was used with the CGI, instead of "lol film everything in front of a greenscreen and plaster it with shiny CGI" LOOKIN' AT YOU GEORGE LUCAS

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Arcsquad12 posted:

Let's be honest, all visual effects guys in Hollywood are bitter as hell. It's always going to be one visionary accepting the award on behalf of hundreds of workers doing menial animations and working overtime. That's before you get into stuff like mocap performances, because you have to question whether the performer or the animators deserve credit for the award to begin with.

Wasn't there a animation studio recently that was forced to close up shop after doing tonnes of unpaid overtime to finish a film per contract, and then the head animator brought this up while receiving an award at a show and was promptly yanked off stage?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

a bone to pick posted:

they should revive Mel Brooks to direct it since the DCCU is a bad joke.

I just wanted to point out here that Mel Brooks isn't actually dead

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Isn't Aquaman like king of the marianas trench or some poo poo

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

JB50 posted:

gently caress martial arts Keanu is badass:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCIgpUTvfsA

I really want him to have a second career as a professional match shooter, that would be sweet.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

MrSlam posted:

Jack should be drunk all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8MwmBlTBtI

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

priznat posted:

What if.. Josh actually IS Mike with a fake beard and some clever makeup work? And the times they are on the same show is actually brilliantly subtle fx work incorporating doubles and split screen??

We're through the looking glass here people

RLM did a better job than Adam Sandler in Jack & Jill

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Oh Mike's finished editing alright

What if the Plinkett reviews were just a cry for help that have gone on for years at this point, with no-one ready to end Mike's pain and Mike too cowardly to do it himself

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

dreezy posted:

cronenberg's crash is great.

My girlfriend is doing a PhD on the guy who wrote Crash and let me tell you, he wrote some pretty hosed up poo poo.

He also just named the main character after himself more often than not, which is a bit weird when one of your most famous works involves the main character developing a fetish for dangerous car related situations.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Mike gave up drinking for lent and is dead from the withdrawal seizures

Jessi gave up Mike for lent

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Libelous Slander posted:

Jay is the only internet personality i trust to withstand all the raw impotent nerd sexual energy generated by rlm.

Jay diffuses that swirling vortex of ineffectual internet virginity by regular watchings of his favourite sex pervert films

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

WampaLord posted:

Yea after doing a thing enough times, they really should get better at it.

But enough about the DC cinematic universe

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The moment the Hobbit films totally lost me was when they were fighting the hordes of goblins, with no sense of threat or that the dwarves were in any danger whatsoever.

It felt like Sucker Punch, where the women are basically indestructible, so you don't get invested because there's no tension.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I would be a much bigger fan of Hollywood whitewashing movies if it generated the same level of primal, incoherent nerd rage as the GitS remake every time

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Zzulu posted:

I see so you're saying women aren't allowed to be sexy they aren't allowed to express their beauty is what you're saying basically, literally

that's QUITE problematic you womanhater

My ideal sexy woman is one who is nude all the time and turns invisible when I want her to

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