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Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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WHEN'S THE NEXT EPISODE OF "THE BEGUN OF TIGTONE" YOU HACK FUCKS!

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Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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Just a reminder that Brazzers did a RLM porn parody and you get banned from the RLM forums for mentioning it. :)

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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The bad news is they didn't get a bear and a twink for Mike and Jay. They're jst two dudes.

Maybe that's why RLm didn't like it. It was almost as no-effort as SPAAAACE COOOOPPPPPPPP

Drunken Baker
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I want those Matrix reviews.

Drunken Baker
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je1 healthcare posted:

their Overwatch parody

Well drat... They sure know their audience. It's a brave new world, folks.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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tum-tum talk is back. GBS has risen like the phoenix.

Drunken Baker
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The clickbait deconstruction bit was top notch.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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GBS is the happy medium between people who go, "EPIC COOL BATMAN CAMEO!" and "Was Batman's cameo actually a Dadaist commentary on what a cameo actually is?"

Drunken Baker
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Warren Ellis was also scared off (well, more like he threw a tantrum when someone called him a dickhead) by Goons.
The dude who does Achewood was scared off because people were obsessing over his baby.
We all know what happened to Robin Williams...

Is DeadMau5 the only Goon Celebrity success story?

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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Boy, I sure am sick of all these Star Wars (chat).

Not really, I just wanted to make a joke.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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Everyone talking about the predetermination of the wheel may have forgotten that episode where they watched ALL of the videos and showed the "making of" process where yeah, they'll record multiple spins until they get what they want. FUCKIN' HACK FRAUDS.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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This is the reason they've never acknowledged the porn parody.

Drunken Baker
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Trunko posted:

I'm sort of a Lynn krabkowski but without the ponytail or karate or six pack abs or charisma

I liked it when The Grabowki's set the baby on fire.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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I'm the stripper cop who had the really cute face but she was a sphere like Ronnie from Whomp.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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Is that Collider video that someone did a mashup with nerd Crew a real thing? Or is that making fun of nerd culture too? Because jesus christ, how embarrassing if it's real. lol

Drunken Baker
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I remember Rich saying Mike & Jay vehemently defend the editing process and don't let anyone else do it. Like Jack keeps offering to do it to help free up time but they consider their editing pace* their USP.

*edit the pacing and cuts of the video edits as opposed to how fast they edit.

Drunken Baker
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Georg Rockall-Schmidt is a good movie talker man. I don't agree with what films he likes, but his deconstructions and examinations are pretty swell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWM3ElV4pNc

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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Oh boy! Now I have the Quantum Leap theme stuck in my head.

Drunken Baker
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ultrabindu posted:

which one? there were 2.

No way! I remember me and me Ma used to watch that show together since it started and I could have swore it was always just the one song. I even remember when Ziggy was a brown cigarette box before they added all the flashing lights.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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Frank "I've covered hot twinks, ya know." West too.

Drunken Baker
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Idiots who wanted to die and be re-incarnated on pandora(lol) were stupid idiots. Even the big cat idiots who lived there were constantly getting eaten by birds unless they were the main characters. Why would you want to live there? idiots.

Drunken Baker
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In WonderWoman they remembered to take the lens cap off! It's a HUGE step in the right direction. 10/10

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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Hahahah if you want to just... I don't know... If you want to just confuse yourself try reading the Batman Vs Superman thread over there*. It's just baffling how those posters think. I like a bit of substance and deeper meaning to the films I watch, but the levels to which they dig to find something... ANYTHING is crazy.

No, see, WE, the audience are the jar of piss Lex Luthor left out for the Judge to see before they exploded. It's US! We. Are. Piss.

*Any thread, really.

Drunken Baker
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I roll this one out whenever CineD comes up, but their reading into "The Cabin in the Woods" was spectacular.

See, the Elder Gods who will destroy the world are us, the movie-going public. We have in our hands the power to destroy the world of cinema if we choose... And we will rebel and "wake up" if we don't get the same offerings every year, much like the sacrifices within the film. The Gods waking up in the film is Joss Whedon's statement against modern movie making and ergo...

When asked in interviews what inspired him to make this film, Whedon has said, "Because it was a fun idea to see a lot of monsters."

Death of the author and all that, I guess.

I'd love to know what they made of "Hobo With a Shotgun".

Paladinus posted:

I don't think they are entirely serious about marxism in Hollywood schlock. But lol if they are.

If they're gimmick posting they're really loving good at it.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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To tie this all back into RLM, they always get asked on Previously Recorded if studying film is a good thing to do. The answer is always yes... BUT only study the technical side of film making. If you go down the rabbit hole of dissecting film as an art form you'll end up as a loving weirdo who think "White Chicks" is the greatest films ever made because of *bullshit reasons*

Paladinus posted:

Yes, I also wish death on Joss Whedon.

:drat: Nice.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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I could listen to that man talk about anything.

Lynch, i mean. Not Trump.

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Francis Woodoohyde is the Red Krayt Dragon.

This is fantastic. Thank you.

edit: Removed the bravo smiley. It looked like I was being sarcastic and I'm not.

Drunken Baker
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Fartbox posted:

They're making another Predator movie aren't they

Oh boy, are they EVER...

Spoilers abound! All confirmed via the script leak and on set leaks and photos that I can't post because I'm in work.

Main dude is an ex-commando now living in the suburbs with his kid who has severe autism.
Said kid can't communicate too well, but he can learn new languages within minutes or some poo poo... I wonder where THAT particular thread is going to lead?!
Anyway a rogue, kill-crazy Predator lands in the woods behind the suburbs and starts murdering everyone. No honour, no rules. He's just a maniac.
Enter the crack anti-Predator squad who have teamed up with friendly Predators to take the bad one down.
Not sure if these good Predators are like the bounty hunters from Critters, but it APPEARS they're deeply in cahoots with the US army because they wear cammo fatigues and drive a tank. Maybe there'll be a gag about Area 51 or something.
Anyway, the ultimate showdown involves the rogue Predator setting up a SUPER self destruct bomb and the autist kid deciphers the Predator language and disarms it or something.


All in all... It sounds garbage.

Drunken Baker
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There's a bit I didn't include because it sounds like hear say and didn't gel with the rest of the leaks. I can't explain it more than it just "sounds wrong" but...

Someone else posted that the evil Predator was a female Pred and was twice as large as the dude predators and way more aggressive like the way female insects are. This ties in with the lore of the comics, I believe. But I don't know.

Drunken Baker
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My work blocks images, but this should show them off from the text underneath.

http://www.denofgeek.com/uk/movies/the-predator/45067/the-predator-the-creatures-emerge-in-a-new-set-image

Drunken Baker
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I can't remember that piece of poo poo Suicide Squad film, but does Katana's sword play into the ending in any way? Diablo does his fire magic and wins at the end, right?

They set up this magic loving sword that EATS SOULS and the obvious thing to do would be have Harley the HERO(main character whatever) use it to EAT the spirit/god bad guy but I don't think she does that which is dumb as poo poo.

Drunken Baker
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That's how they introduce her. It's delightfully awful.

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PostNouveau posted:

I think so. Doesn't Harley Quinn cut the Enchantress' heart out with it? Even if so, it's not played as important; it's just the sword she uses to do it.

Yyyyeah! That rings bells. She could have used anything to cut it out and the soul-stealing thing was defunct.

I also liked how Boomerang had these awkwardly cut in scenes with a stuffed unicorn because Deadpool had one and the film needed to be zanier.

Drunken Baker
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He was 100% natural beef for Bane. Love them powerlifter moobs. Function over form.

Drunken Baker
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I heard that the Han Solo directors were fired for not putting a puppy Chewbacker in the film. Disney went ahead and mass-produced like, a million Star Wars dog plushie dolls, but then found out he isn't in the film and that's what caused the butting of head that made them walk.

Drunken Baker
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That all sounds like the dumbest, edgiest poo poo.

Drunken Baker
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maybe not edgy in the normal sense, but yeah. Case in point with dick in the mouth thing. It all sounds like someone's trying to write something "mature" and going wayyy ott with it.

In fairness I know nothing of Gaiman's work. Maybe this is his standard thing.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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But anyway, what about jay's hot rear end in a top hat?

Drunken Baker
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a bone to pick posted:

this poo poo makes me wonder why these people are RLM fans in the first place. They just like seeing RLM review superhero and nerd poo poo.

A few pages ago, but this. Exactly!

These videos take what? Like 4 minutes at most to make for a joke. Why are people pissed off about this? The Canadians are down for a new BOTW/Wheel episode, clearly. Fuckin' nerds, man.

Also something something tum-tum party.

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Drunken Baker
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I hope they put up a Wheel episode but every video is Transformers 5 and then it cuts to black for 2 hours.

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