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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
the bo "math" review could have been contained in a tweet.

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Upcoming Sony films: live action Barbie movie, Jumanji remake, Bad Boys 3 and 4, Hotel Transylvania 3
Upcoming WB films: King Kong reboot, King Arthur reboot, CHiPs, Blade Runner 2049, Tomb Raider reboot, Ready Player One, Jungle Book: Origins, Minecraft
Upcoming Paramount films: Monster Trucks, Baywatch, Transformers 5, 6 & 7, Sherlock Gnomes

:suicide:

gently caress movies.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bd_CLKt9yA

new botw, featuring canadiens and no josh

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
I imagine every time they cracked a joke at parole violator's height a single tear fell from Jay's eye onto the camera viewfinder.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
and aside from in the credits they don't mention david pryor directed it.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
tom waits.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
everyone is gay for jay, but have you seen small canadien's capris? are him and jim secret lovers?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
don't watch pre rect. don't tak about it either.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Guy Goodbody posted:

I wonder if they're gonna do a video about the Switch

the only switch in rlm is jay. he's a top and a power bottom.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
yeah, rip.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
https://twitter.com/JayBauman1/status/789107350095265792

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
bet mike is gonna be upset about the recent decision to cast a black man as young lando. disney is obviously pandering.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
max landis is writing a tv show and I can't wait for it to get critically panned.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
I bet rich owns a tail buttplug.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
wait..... we SHOULDNT gently caress our brother??

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
i only watch movies in 70mm now ever since I saw hateful 8.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdTNuZWA4mY

dawn of the dead re:view, all killer no filler mike and jay extravaganza.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
between the times of 27:23 and 27:27 a bug crawls across the floor. between the times of 0:00 and 33:40 the fat in mike's face is on the verge of explosion.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
they better not gyp us out of an actual haloween commentary track this year the frocks.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

MrSlam posted:

I thought I was imagining things when it came to TPM but then they showed him with the loving hat

don't forget the more pronounced jewish neckbeard.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

reignofevil posted:

Now i'm gonna get spergy and say this hat doesn't even make sense because the brim doesn't even go over his gigantic loving nose. If you wear a hat in the desert you want that poo poo to provide as much coverage from the sun as possible.

:argh: lucassssssssss!

stop judging the brave ww1 veteran.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

FrensaGeran posted:

Lucas a racist so what? Those movies still would've sucked even if the Trade Federation sounded british and Jar Jar sounded like Tim Kaine and Watto was a loving redneck. He's a terrible script writer first and a bit of a bigot second.

calm down donald trump.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
jay has always been pro child murder. rich is pro child molestation.

rich "you can't gently caress em if they're dead" evans.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
maybe one day he'll stop being a racist.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Hey! What did we do now?

suck.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
watto used his jew powers on qui gon to keep him from looking at literally any other dealer for the hyperdrive he needed. if that's not jewish, I don't know what is.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Space Camp fuckup posted:

your posts are bad

almost as bad as the prequels.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
I remember watching i think it was hocus pocus as a tween with my little sister and being uncomfortable how central the main character's virginity was to the plot. i might be thinking of another movie but it was weird.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
hey the jedi code only says you're not allowed to love, doesn't say anything about you're not allowed to rape.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLanYkRg09I

new worst of the worst, no mike, jack and josh.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

CJacobs posted:

I like when the gang goes YEEEAHHHHH whenever something explodes, whether it be a car jackknifing or a head blowing up.

edit: Oh man, "let's go send those fuckers a rambo-gram" is the best line ever

that sounds pre rehearsed.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
talk about literally anything but j*ck and j*sh.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
super pissed we got a worst of the worst instead of a halloween commentary.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Guy Goodbody posted:

How could I forget CCA, I was talking about CCA

down with the corrections corporation of america stay woke.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
I was a better thread daddy.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

FrensaGeran posted:

If one of you pathetic losers who watches Precum-Recipe twitch streams wants to throw them a couple bucks to make Rich sing "Go Cubs Go" on Sunday I'd consider it a personal favor.

every single word of this post is completely baffling.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
that anyone would be that pathetic I mean.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
i'm sorry for anyone who willingly gives money to the marvel disney corporate machine.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Clawtopsy posted:

Do you have any hot takes on who runs hollywood?

well mel gibson isn't blacklisted anymore so it's sure as gently caress not the jews. my money's on a secret Quaker cabal.

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
sigh... yes it's here. another stupid superhero movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwlzbpzyFdE

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