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Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

CharlesM posted:

I haven't heard him say much in the episodes I've seen. I haven't seen whatever the juicy Shaq meat thing is though.

His friends were having fun being silly and he got mad about it because he wanted to take the movie seriously

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Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

CharlesM posted:

If anybody could provide a link or title I would appreciate it.

It's in the back half of Plinketto #1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4WzW8wYr0o

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

HoAssHo posted:

Though you should watch the whole thing. To be clear.


Yeah I didn't try to find a specific timestamp because the whole thing is gold (and the Shaq meat thing isn't like, a one-liner, it's the culmination of the tone of the entire episode)

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

When's the next Plinkett review?

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Wicker Man posted:

I liked the little shout out to Lucas with the whole "Hey, we'd love to talk to you, come to Milwaukee!" :shobon:

Max Landis: So uh...Milwaukee's like a real place. Huh.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Happy 'n' Sassy Movie Lads

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Mike smiles when he drinks a big beer and Jay is happy to watch his friend

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Jay and Mike having severe alcohol poisoning, on stretchers in the hospital next to one another barely conscious, sharing the same IV

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Script people don't realize that not every character is clever enough to machine gun out one-liners and execs don't care because bite sized catchphrases are more profitable than action figures

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

If Rey's characterization seems hollow it's because all we learn of her is "junk scavenger" and she had no other characters to communicate woth before the plot kicks up. Compare to Luke who is a poor teenager who collects model spaceships and dirtbikes with his friends when he can skip out on farm chores. If anything Rey living in abject poverty should have provided more opportunities to drum up sympathy but they portrayed her as a stoic, working class schmuck who has no real goals or aspirations.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

a bone to pick posted:

None of these complaints would be valid if they had like one little scene showing her using the force when scavenging, like force pulling a piece of junk towards her or using the force to swing on her rope to grab some junk.

Like just set up that she was aware of the force in some way and instantly her Mary sue card is revoked.

Just show her having supernaturally good instincts at picking scrap piles to dig through and being able to drive a cartoonishly hard bargain on the scrap dealer just by asking nicely and the guy is confused about why he's so nice to her. Show her being unaware of these powers and abusing them without knowing.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Jay standing in the water of Lake Wisconsin and Mike at the edge dipping his toe in too afraid to let Jay know he doesn't know how to swim

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Zzulu posted:

kylo ren can't become a hero. He's already done too much bad guy stuff. At best he can become the Vegeta of the franchise

Rey is going to be in a position where she is uncertain if killing someone is the correct and moral choice and then Kylo Ren will kill the person so that the badguy can die and Rey can still have clean hands.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Mike and Jay in a shady grove with little streams of golden light moving through the trees as branches sway. Mike opens a picnic basket and...it's full of ice cold beer!!

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

THE BAR posted:

And? How does Jay react?? Don't leave me hanging like that!!

Jay leans in close and puts his arm around his friend's shoulder.

"We're going to have a great day, friend. I'm glad we decided to not watch a movie today."

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

reignofevil posted:

Mike then asks if Jay wants to talk about movies.

Jay says sure.

HALF IN THE BAGGGGGG

You took something pure and made it ugly

Don't let them talk about movies

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

May and Jike

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Paladinus posted:

Jock and Jash.

Glassic Cilchrest

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Typical Pubbie posted:

I'm mad they didn't notice that the actor who plays the bad guy in Future Force also played the side kick in Deadly Prey

I'm mad that you did

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah but that just brings out the mothering instinct in me and makes me want to protect & nurture him. I could swaddle him in a towel and carry him around in my backpack like it was a papoose.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

[Echoing] I loving love [blown out mic]STAR WARS

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

JC is my daily bread

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Watto owns slaves and is comic relief

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

What of Classic Gilchrest

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI6YgHidevk

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

poisonpill posted:

Stop talking about marvel movies, tell me more about the real starburns.

He really does cook meth in his trunk but it's low quality and kind of sad

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Superheroes need to lose the silly outfits, is my hotto (hot motto)

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

a bone to pick posted:

Mike is so off about everything he said this episode (in regards to the movie industry), if movie producers followed his advice they'd have a flop every single time.

Good.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

New Gilchrist vid up, it's got Terry and Ryan talking about Ford Fairlane

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Post the Mikefight gif

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.


https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/3dPyfOC.gif&v=dQ6DSXP4GyE

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

eSporks posted:

Jay not-recommended a pretty girl

Sounds like our Jay, alright

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

cat doter posted:

there's a segment of journalism, I don't even know what to call it (clickbait is kind of a lazy term) where you take someone that people hate for whatever reason, real or imagined, and you write articles about whatever that dude said whenever the version of him in people's minds lines up with reality

Hit pieces?

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

a bone to pick posted:

It's good but its more of a mystery/thriller than a horror movie

It absolutely isn't because the first four minutes shows you that there is a literal witch out there up to no-good and then the rest of the movie is people mumbling around and yelling at each other

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Origami Dali posted:

The Witch was great you rubes.

Visually it was good and it did a great job of making really tense moments out of family distrust but holy poo poo it became a loving Looney Tune in the last twenty minutes or so and diffused all of the tension and actual conflict it had spent hours building up in exchange for "witches!!!"

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

a bone to pick posted:

Lol, looks like I was tricked into watching another paranormal activity movie.

But like, what if Satan's actually cool for murdering a bunch of ignorant pesants

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

a bone to pick posted:

Thanks, I've been wondering if I should watch it but it looks pretty terrible.

Sometimes I think Jay trips over himself when a movie has "amazing visuals".

The RLM crew often overlook a lot of bad stuff if one aspect of the film is strong enough to carry it in their eyes. The craft of these components, after a film gets busted over their knees, is what drives them after all. gently caress movies.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

best film ever made

Get outta here

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Krinkle posted:

dirk gently just max landis with a more symmetrical haircut.

Medium Landis

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Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Capntastic posted:

Get outta here

Guy Goodbody posted:

"Get out of here, Stalker"

haha just a little video game humor for all us pre-rec fans

You hack. You fraud.

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