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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh and there's an emoji movie coming out August 2017. And of course the poop emoji is going to feature.



Cant wait for the wise cracking black poop emoji.

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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dreezy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bd_CLKt9yA

new botw, featuring canadiens and no josh

/pantsdown

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug
The Last Starfighter was a documentary.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Zzulu posted:

Stealth games will be pretty cool when we get sentient A.I for the NPC's

A.I was already at this level years ago.
They often have to dumb down the AI to make it more playable, like give them fields of view of only 30-45 degrees forward frontal and little sound location skills.
It would be cool to have a game where NPCs search methodically every loving corner for you.


One bad example is Mafia 3.
You, a black man in soldier gear brandishing a bowie knife, in 1960s segregation era clan territory, can crouch walk up to a group of white bad guys in their 90 degree front view cones with no cover and in plain daylight, gut one of them noisily, and no one bats an eye lid.
But whistle from 20 yards away around two walls, poo poo they can pinpoint your spot instantly.

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Dec 2, 2016

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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nooneofconsequence posted:

Swiss Army Man was good.

But was it as good as Captain America Civil War?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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It was the jungle rave/sex scene that was the first signs of how poo poo the Matrix sequels were.
Lets bro dance like jocks in a girls gone wild video, near some lava but and only just drums, even though the overtune is fully orchestrated.
Lets pan over the crowd, and every 5th or 6th jump up for no reason.

Matrix: Retarded and Matrix: Revulsions.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Dylan McKay posted:

what the gently caress is rooster teeth?

A nerd site whose only claim to fame is calling Phil Fish a bitch long after everyone knew he was one.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Baronjutter posted:

"youtube voice"

RLM sold out when they product placed Pizza Rolls

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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eSporks posted:

Lets not forget the shameless Chunky's Chicken promotion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jknH-jSdkoc

THOSE FUCKERS!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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bring back old gbs posted:

it bugs me how all the rlm stuff is:

Starring:
Mike stoklasa
Jay Bauman
Rich Evans

WRITTEN DIRECTED CONCEPTUALIZED PRODUCED EDITED BY:
Mike Stoklasa

and i know in my heart it bugs him too. u just know if jay had control of the patreon money he would buy some Lynda.com tutorials so he could be the star :( :(

The Wizard deserves equal placement imo.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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First minute:

Neo: Woah upgraded agents!
And narrowly escapes.

Rest of movie:

Morpheus, Trinity throw about agents like nothing.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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We need to find the Key Maker!

Here he is in a locked room with all the tools he needs to make a key to his own room.


I've been here for multiple Neos and generations of the Matrix.
I know how to change the code of the matrix at a base level.
So far I have made the world's shittiest body guards and orgasm cake.

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jan 9, 2017

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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It's neckbeard jealousy.
Josh is the place where they want to be, so close to Mike and Jay and Jack.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Mike - does the comedy.
Jay - does the obscure director/indie house knowledge
Jack - does the engineering/effects knowledge
Rich - does the comedy
Josh - does the obscure film knowledge

They all fit, y'all haters only hatin' coz you see yourselves in Josh.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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CGI Yoda is Downsyoda.

Once you see it, can't be unseen.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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The mother wasn't there was she?
Kid helps save the loving planet, but the mother is a slave so gently caress her.
Not even worth buying her freedom, because someone has to clean up the mess.
LETS GO LEARN TO BE A JEDI WOOHOO!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Star Wars is poo poo guys.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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loving loved it.

At my work, one day every month the Loot Crate's arrive and about a dozen of asshats squeee together over the latest piece of lovely plastic they get.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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WampaLord posted:

Oh my god they bring it to work to open?

Our mail here in Ireland is a loving joke. So the company allows personal things to be mailed to the company, within reason.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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MrSlam posted:

What is the grouping called for Rich Evanses?
An embarrassment of Riches
or
A grundle of Riches

A burning chip pan of Riches.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Why hasn't Star Wars been nominated for every Oscar category?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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First two minutes in and I just know the next 10 pages will be Josh complaints.

gently caress you all, Josh rules.

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King Vidiot posted:

I want to see him show up in an episode with his hands dyed deep purple and nobody mentions it.

And one 10 second scene, Jessi is sitting in the background, not doing anything. Camera changes for 5 seconds, then back, and shes gone.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Why didn't they clone Vader?

Big loving clone facilities, guy who can touch weiners without his hands, its a no brainer.

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Feb 21, 2005

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a bone to pick posted:

I wish RLM would start reviewing movies again, they've driven me to watching angry Joe movie reviews :(

You poor bastard.
I wish Angry Joe would do loving game reivews.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Guy Goodbody posted:

off the top of my head,

all male
Twelve Angry Men
The Thing
Hell in the Pacific
Enemy Mine
Sleuth
Sleuth

all female
The Women
Sister, My Sister

To nitpick, 3 of the All Male are all male by context.
2 war films where wars are historically male centred.
And a court room drama from a time when you had only male juries.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Shinjobi posted:

Had a guy tell me he's never watched a James Bond film because "he's not cool, he's mysognistic!" and I just died inside. I just don't get it.

He's half right, Bond is not cool.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Spatial posted:

I always imagine the Josh critics in this thread as looking exactly like him but never smiling or laughing because they are dead inside

I hear they all wear fedoras too.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Space Taxi posted:

You become Jack.

Sup.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Indolent Bastard posted:

You become an editor, or a producer of other online content. Boring but true.

This.
You form a buzzword titled channel like Looper/Mojo/Gameranx/outsidexbox/whatculture/etc and do click bait videos of Top Ten X or Where are the Cast of X Now.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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If the Curse was real, every Marvel superhero actor would be dead ten times over by now.

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

a Zack Snyder movie with brighter colors.

Imagining this is harder than trying to imagine 4 dimensonal hypercubes.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Me personally, I loved the trailer.

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priznat posted:

Who is shittier, Seth Macfarlane or Adam Sandler?

I'm gonna say Sandler but he doesn't give a gently caress whereas Macfarlane actually seems to try, but sucks.

Sandler, as Macfarlane hasn't got many famous buddies to get roles for.
Macfarlane will be Sandler 2.0 in a decade or two.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Blue Star posted:

What happened to adam sandler? i know some people think he was never funny, but i thought he was back in the 90s. Granted I was just a kid with no taste. Maybe his style of humor hasnt aged well or was never good to begin with but it at least seemed like he was trying back then. Like I can imagine him writing and working on Billy Madison with the intent that it will be a funny movie that people will laugh at and enjoy.

I think Funny People broke him.
Here he tried to do a serious film, passing the torch from the old comedian to new ones in the form of Seth Rogan.
And it barely made its money back.

So he went gently caress it, people like poo poo so lets give it to them!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Slendermike.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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This does not exist, no need to watch this.
Move along now.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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The two Canadians have actually made real movies.
Not like the hacks.

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Baronjutter posted:

Evolutionarily speaking, we're all becoming rich evans. He's an advanced specimen, a glimpse at our glorious future.

I welcome the Evan face huggers, to plant their seed deep in me.

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Feb 21, 2005

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Entropic posted:

The Discworld TV movies they've made in the UK have all been loving terrible. Most of them kind of had the same feel as that Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie where it's like it was made by people who didn't quite grasp why the original was funny or what people actually liked about it or what the jokes were. But with way worse production values (DEATH looked like a fuckin plastic Halloween decoration in most of them).

They've all got a few minor bright spots in them, like one or two bits of inspired casting (Charles Dance killing it as Lord Vetinari, Michelle Dockery as Susan Sto Helit) but then they gently caress everything else up.

Del Boy as Rincewind AND Albert is a loving crime.

They turned Discworld into a loving Comic Relief 'spot the celeb' sketch.

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