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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I listen to the the dollop

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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GInZ4oQhhzE

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5WqJp7tUQ

prick with tenure
May 21, 2007

Sorry, but that doesn't convulse my being.
https://twitter.com/JaredTSwift/status/715395845298884609

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

a retard posted:

a lot of neo nazis hate alex jones specifically because he doesn't mention the jews
i guess none of them know or care about subtlety

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
elaborate fake persona & completely entertaining

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
the best fear porn actor out there

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

I like it when he just tears into his teenage son publicly for no reason.

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKVMUGwKcLE

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Y-Hat posted:

whenever alex jones talks about "the globalists" i automatically filter it to hear "jews"

dude this is the oldest trick in the book

you can literally open a copy of Mein Kampf, replace the word "jew" with "Liberal" and EXTRA BOLD ALL CAPS every instance of the word "Marxist" and you basically have the blueprint for every right-wing radio show ever


careful though, checking this can result in getting banned from the forum

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Howard Stern's interview with Alex Jones is easily the best thing he's been involved with. Howard and Robin keep subtly loving with him and he's just so clueless that he doesn't pick up on it and takes them for earnest.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Commie NedFlanders posted:

dude this is the oldest trick in the book

you can literally open a copy of Mein Kampf, replace the word "jew" with "Liberal" and EXTRA BOLD ALL CAPS every instance of the word "Marxist" and you basically have the blueprint for every right-wing radio show ever


careful though, checking this can result in getting banned from the forum
i won't bother because you're absolutely right. also welcome back

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Gammatron 64 posted:

My dad listens to Alex Jones every night unironically

I don't talk to my dad much anymore

Same here. :smith::hf::smith:

HoboTech posted:

So when does he start turning into David Icke and begin screaming about the grays and reptillians?

For the longest time I honestly thought Alex was the REPTILIANS guy.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
No, Alex is the FISH PEOPLE guy.

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

bill hicks is a red herring in all this

its actually sam kinison that became alex jones

WAKE UP

red19fire
May 26, 2010

For a guy 'exposing' all these secret government conspiracies, you'd think he would have been assassinated by now.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

red19fire posted:

For a guy 'exposing' all these secret government conspiracies, you'd think he would have been assassinated by now.

Super Male Vitality grants him immunity to Polonium

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

red19fire posted:

For a guy 'exposing' all these secret government conspiracies, you'd think he would have been assassinated by now.

It's like that half-ogre quest in Arcanum that ends with a gnome telling you that they let you discover the truth because it's always better to let the truth be associated with crackpot theorists.

ALEX JONES IS JUST ANOTHER PART OF THE DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN!

WAKE UP! GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Turdsdown Tom posted:

Howard Stern's interview with Alex Jones is easily the best thing he's been involved with. Howard and Robin keep subtly loving with him and he's just so clueless that he doesn't pick up on it and takes them for earnest.

:ironicat:

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

red19fire posted:

For a guy 'exposing' all these secret government conspiracies, you'd think he would have been assassinated by now.

I love how he talks about the super secret and nefarious Bilderberg meeting and how he's able to obtain an official guest list.

Like if someone asked me if I wanted to talk about planning a global take over I'd sure as hell request that they put my name down on a guest list so there is an obvious paper trail

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

WhyteRyce posted:

I love how he talks about the super secret and nefarious Bilderberg meeting and how he's able to obtain an official guest list.

Like if someone asked me if I wanted to talk about planning a global take over I'd sure as hell request that they put my name down on a guest list so there is an obvious paper trail

That kind of argument will never work with these people, they'll just say "well OBVIOUSLY they aren't going to make it look suspicious, they're hiding in plain sight!".

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://vine.co/v/e9KPWaXLuiX

the problem is I don't feel like I can google "alex jones" without having an uncomfortable chat with HR, but the man is just so loving funny :allears:

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

loquacius posted:

https://vine.co/v/e9KPWaXLuiX

the problem is I don't feel like I can google "alex jones" without having an uncomfortable chat with HR, but the man is just so loving funny :allears:

I'm "lucky" cause I get to hear about Monsanto, Templars, the Bilderberg Group, and those drat liberals from all my superiors respectively. An hour of my initial job-training consisted of watching an hour long Youtube slideshow documentary about the Illuminati.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

yeah I eat rear end posted:

That kind of argument will never work with these people, they'll just say "well OBVIOUSLY they aren't going to make it look suspicious, they're hiding in plain sight!".

Yeah I love the classic conspiracy theorist position of the government being simultaneously wildly incompetent and incredibly devious. Like the government went through with a complicated machiavellian conspiracy plan to fake the moon landing, but they left so many obvious clues a bunch of dinguses figured it out using google image search.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
The contradiction is obvious to normal people, but they're able to reconcile it because it's a self-worth/ego thing. The government is wily and manipulative, they just happen to be among the chosen few who see through the bullshit because they're smart, independent-thinking, etc.

Never point out that most of them get their "inside knowledge" fed to them by media personalities like Jones or live in a smaller, more impenetrable ideological bubble than any of their mainstream Democrat or Republican friends and family members.

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
Alex Jones could possibly be joking...? Maybe? It doesn't justify his fear-mongering and he should be judged, but it's just completely impossible to know.

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe

MrSlam posted:

I'm "lucky" cause I get to hear about Monsanto, Templars, the Bilderberg Group, and those drat liberals from all my superiors respectively. An hour of my initial job-training consisted of watching an hour long Youtube slideshow documentary about the Illuminati.

Where the hell do you work?

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
What is Alex Jones' position on Donald Trump anyway

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Sapozhnik posted:

What is Alex Jones' position on Donald Trump anyway
can't get enough of him

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Alex Jones hasn't been assassinated because while he reports on things that actually turn out to be true he mixes it in with enough ridiculous bullshit and snake oil salesman shilling that most people disregard him.

His position on Trump is that while he disagrees with him on several issues, he is far and away a better choice than Hillary. Who is the globalist new world order lizard person type he has been screaming about for decades.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
I remember Alex Jones saying in an interview somewhere that he hopes the future is like Star Trek where humanity is united and explores the universe in the name of science.

Which means he's a globalist. Right?

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Mahuum Aqoha posted:

Where the hell do you work?

the white house

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Animal-Mother posted:

I remember Alex Jones saying in an interview somewhere that he hopes the future is like Star Trek where humanity is united and explores the universe in the name of science.

Which means he's a globalist. Right?

And post scarcity socialist.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

red19fire posted:

For a guy 'exposing' all these secret government conspiracies, you'd think he would have been assassinated by now.

They keep him around for the same reason the Cigarette Smoking Man kept Mulder around: They believe his usefulness as an unwitting tool for narrative control outweighs the threat he represents as a rallying symbol for the NWO skeptic community.

Also he's the CSM's biological son or something, I was never really clear on that part. Alex Jones is, I mean, not Mulder.

Cnut the Great fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Oct 2, 2016

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Dreddout posted:

:ssh: The trick is realizing that "zionists", "reptilians", and "globalists" are all interchangeable buzzwords.

David Icke was actually horrified when he found out people thought reptilians was a dogwhistle for Jews. Like, he legit believes in reptilians.

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

KiteAuraan posted:

David Icke was actually horrified when he found out people thought reptilians was a dogwhistle for Jews. Like, he legit believes in reptilians.

Yeah but he also thought that Jews were legit Reptilians

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I don't get the Alex Jones / Hicks thing. despite a vague physical appearance and a tendency to excitedly rant there is no similarity.

Hicks was an 'edgy' leftist post hippie liberal guy who was sometimes funny and Jones is a sad as gently caress right wing nut job who is never funny. Not intentionally anyways.

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