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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Luxury Communism posted:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3870880/New-Zealand-Woman-named-Poison-Ivy-grooms-unstable-men-commit-suicide.html

I'm friends with this chick on skype.

I'm also friends with weev on facebook.

Not sure if these count as "real celebrities" :shrug:

This seems like a weird way to come out as a dude into humiliation sex stuff

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Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

extra stout posted:

This seems like a weird way to come out as a dude into humiliation sex stuff

Look man my relationship with weev is strictly platonic.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



I was helping out on a music video shoot for a Troma movie (Poultygeist) and Ron Jeremy was there; I guess he had a part in the movie? He showed up in a Hawaiian shirt and trackpants and was trying to hit on every girl there. Like, he'd creep on up behind them and stroke their arms and stuff.

He seemed gross and sleazy, and at one point I was banging on the bathroom door to get in there to do makeup touchups, and he and a girl come out a few minutes later. Didn't even have the grace to flush the semen in the toilet.

I was getting a tattoo lasered off when I lived in NYC and I ran into 50 Cent at the dermatologist's office. My stories aren't very exciting, I'm afraid.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Teikanmi posted:

My wife does Brazilian waxing for a super high end salon for a lot of famous women, so she's seen the cunts and assholes of Olivia Wilde, Shannon Doherty, M.I.A., Jennifer Lawrence, and some other famous actresses.

Please tell me her slogan is "we service the cunts and assholes of all kinds of cunts and assholes"

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I saw danny devito once at the fishermans wharf in san fransisco but when I tried to talk to him he called me a human being and spat on my shoes

TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


The lead singer of Nickelback lives in my town, I ran into him at a local night club when I was 21, I stared at him trying to figure out who he was - he was at some table with 3 or 4 girls. He invited me to sit down and said I had a nice smile, it was weird. I suddenly realized who he was and said all his music sounds the same and he told me to go gently caress myself

I saw him again at the local casino like 3 months later and cut his Hummer off in the parking lot and he was honking and yelling at me

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KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Jim Barris posted:

I saw danny devito once at the fishermans wharf in san fransisco but when I tried to talk to him he called me a human being and spat on my shoes

I can believe this.

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