LethalGeek posted:

The final straw for me was when he got something to turn on the TV and play a song that our daughter likes, so she crawls over and sets off the next part of the machine.

lazorexplosion posted:

the wacky lesbian sitcom owns.

But seriously who the gently caress finds jeans uncomfortable?

Modus Pwnens posted:

Nope, that's awesome.

lazorexplosion posted:

But seriously who the gently caress finds jeans uncomfortable?

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My best friend found out my brother has some Nazi- sympathizer friends. I thought it was absolutely ridiculous and didn't believe it at first but turns out their stuff is all over social media and they're FOR REAL. I don't think my brother is a Nazi, although he can be misogynistic at times and he has some behavior issues, but I did tell my mom about his Nazi friends. She pretty much told him that hanging out with a group like that will get him no where (not only do they not work or go to school, but they're also Nazis) and now he's even more pissed and won't speak to me or her anymore. Was I wrong to tell my mom about this and for us to judge?

My(21f) brother (20M) is mad at me and my mom (40f) for judging his neo Nazi friends

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I have been friends with "Beth" since high school. She had always been weird, but not the crazy kind of weird. Like she was obsessed with anime and ran like those people from Naruto, you know with arms behind them. She is kind of socially awkward and doesn't have many friends. Beth comes from a rough house, her dad is an alcoholic and used to verbally abuse her and her mom. She finally moved out after her dad broke her mom's nose.

Anyway, I posted a message on Facebook asking for prayers/ good vibes for a really important test. After the test Beth and I were going to hangout at my house. About an hour before the test, I get a message from Beth saying her class was canceled and if she could go to my house now. I tell her sure and where we hide the key incase she forgot. I didn't think anything of it since we've done it before a few times.

When I get home Beth is watching TV and she ask me how my test was. I tell her I think I aced it and then start looking for my dog, Ace. I've had Ace for five years, he was a yorkish terrier. I always get him when I got home from class and thought it was weird he hadn't come running to me like he normally does when I get home.

As I'm looking for him, I ask Beth if she'd seen him and I'm afraid he's gotten out. Beth is silent for a moment, then says "I had to do it. The test meant so much to you." I ask her what she's talking about. "I had to sacrifice Ace for you to do well on the test." I kind of akwardly laugh, because like I said Beth is kind of weird. I tell her good joke and where's Ace. Beth then goes to great detail about some religion thing about how if I really wanted something, I needed to sacrifice something I really care about. At this point, I got a bit hysterical and told her that this joke wasn't funny. Then she handed me her phone and it was a picture of Ace, bloody and dead. His body was outside in a patch of dirt. It looked like she drew a circle in the dirt and put some candles around the body along with a bloody knife sticking out of his body. Naturally, I kicked Beth out of the house. I was sobbing and screaming. I told her never to talk to me again. She was calm and just told me I'd understand soon and that Ace's body was in a bag in the backyard and left.

I don't know what to do. I haven't told my parents yet. I just told them Ace is at a friend's house. Can I press charges? Who should I talk to about this? I feel like Beth needs professional help and I don't really want her to get locked away in jail.

My [F 19] friend [F 19] sacrificed my dog

loquacius posted:

I'm gonna be honest, I suspend a lot of disbelief for stuff like this but the story about a canine sacrifice might be a bridge too far

lazorexplosion posted:

the wacky lesbian sitcom owns.

But seriously who the gently caress finds jeans uncomfortable?

Mameluke posted:

Bonzo posted:

makes a big scene of moving from the couch to the guest room as soon as I walk in the door every evening

LethalGeek posted:

https://m.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/55a183/me_27_f_with_my_girlfriend_26_f_of_3_months_have/

We gotta watch this play out cause holy poo poo

OP is gone now so we may never know 😥

bone app the teeth posted:

r/relationships 3.0 - be like pete

lazorexplosion posted:

the wacky lesbian sitcom owns.

But seriously who the gently caress finds jeans uncomfortable?

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I hated jeans when I was in my teens. Right up until I got my first pair of comfortable jeans.

clam the gently caress down posted:

Every time I think I'm wasting my time in graduate school training as a therapist I just look at this thread and smile thinking about job security.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I'm assuming it didn't go well because the Lesbian OP replied "going out for drinks in a bit! Going to let her know then!" And now it's locked.

clam the gently caress down posted:

Every time I think I'm wasting my time in graduate school training as a therapist I just look at this thread and smile thinking about job security.

Tweezer Reprise posted:

these people think reddit replaces you, dude

clam the gently caress down posted:

Every time I think I'm wasting my time in graduate school training as a therapist I just look at this thread and smile thinking about job security.

gentle pete posted:

I [22F] am having a hard time convincing my family and friends that my bf [45M] is not a creep/predator.

Bud K ninja sword posted:

that is like the baby shoes never worn of loving reddit right there.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Some chicks are into older guys but man, I cannot even have an intelligent conversation with a 22 year old girl these days.

ikanreed posted:

Uh... I don't think he's in it for the conversation

ikanreed posted:

Uh... I don't think he's in it for the conversation

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Alright, lets start with my context. My mother[43F] and father[43M] met in their high school days and have only ever been with each other. I have 3 younger siblings[14F, 8F and 7M] and we all live a happy life together.

The other week I was you know, masturbating. Like we all do, it's a natural thing and everyone does it. While I was doing this I was watching porn on various sites PornHub, Xvideos and RedTube. I have a kink for older and mature women so I was on that section. I clicked on a video and it didn't show the lady's face for the first 4 minutes. So there I was, fapping away until to my horror her face is shown and it's my own mother. I was completely shocked. I scrolled down to see the uploaded and there's atleast 30 other videos with different men. My jaw dropped.

I have no idea what to do. This has affected and shooken me pretty badly but I have no clue how to approach my dad and siblings to let them know and even to let my mum know. Would appreciate any advice. Thanks

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While the rest of us were out doing the do, he was in school, studying to be a lawyer. He works at a firm now, and he's doing really well for himself. We met a few months ago at a wedding. I was a singer in the jazz band that the bridge and groom had hired for the reception. In actuality I work full time as a sous chef. In any case, this guy and I really hit it off.

I honestly couldn't stop looking at him that first night. He was easily the best looking guy there, and he was quite charming and funny when we started talking.

We exchanged phone numbers, went out as friends the first five times, and then he asked me on a date. Maybe I'm just fast, but I found it odd that he waited so long. Of course, I could easily have asked him, but I honestly didn't know if he viewed me as a potential romantic interest or just as a friend, and I didn't want to come on strong either way. I took the backseat, waited for him to come around, and he eventually did.

Then, he waited five more dates to kiss me for the first time. Doesn't sound like a lot but it certainly felt that way. I figured he's just traditional wants to take it slow, which is a nice change of pace from the guys I usually date.
He eventually told me he's never been in a long-term relationship.

I thought, "No big deal. I have a bunch of friends who've never dated someone for more than a few months. Relationships aren't for everyone."

He did express interest in turning our little situation into a long-term situation. I was on board. Not only was he gentlemanly and ambitious, he was also a fun person to hang out with, and my friends really liked him.

The topic of sex came up now and then ... so to speak. But it was always in a joking manner, never anything serious. Because he had never been in a relationship, I sort of assumed he had spent his years dating numerous women, having flings and what not. I've been known to have a fling or two, so I didn't think it was a big deal. My only concern was whether he was diligent about getting tested.

I asked.

He told me, "There's zero chance I have anything, but I will get tested for you just to see."

I took that as it's been awhile for him.

I've had guys in the past get angry at me for asking them to get tested before we sleep together, so I was honestly just so thrilled that he agreed to it, I didn't even think about what "zero chance" could possibly mean.

Anyway the time came (so to speak) while we were at my place. He was spending the night for the first time. I was excited. We had only ever made out before, so it was a big night.

He arrived. We ate. We had a glass of wine, and then we took it to the bedroom.

Kissing-wise, he has always been totally fine. Not too wet, not too dry. The right amount of tongue. Everything great. But when the moment came for us to take it further, he was fumbling, apologizing profusely and making rookie mistakes. He was clearly very nervous, to the point that he actually got stage fright for a moment. I stopped, asked if he was okay, and he just nodded his head. When the time came for to grab a condom, he did, and although I usually put the condom on my partner for them, I didn't with him. I watched him do it.

He didn't know how to put on a condom, you guys. Even if you're a virgin in your late twenties, you should know how to put on a condom ... holy poo poo.

When I saw that, I stopped him, asked what was wrong, and that's when he finally told me he's a virgin.

If he had told me that from the start, I'd have been very understanding. I wouldn't have laughed or asked him why, I would have accepted that about him no problem. That said, it's his secret to tell. As long as he isn't drilling other chicks, I guess it's okay.
But the thing is, he doesn't seem to have any knowledge about sex, even the basic things that most middle school children know. On top of that, he's a man in a first world country with access to the internet. There's no excuse IMO.

First, he didn't know how to properly put on a condom. He didn't pinch the tip and he tried rolling it on the wrong way.

Second, he's never even heard of the clit. (Cry with me, ladies.)

Third, very seriously asked me "How did women know they were pregnant before pregnancy tests were invented?"

The last one was kinda funny honestly. I told him the answer. We both laughed after.

Either he was raised in a cult or he really went twenty-eight years without googling sex or watching porn. Oh yeah he's never done that either.

He told me he was raised in a very strict Mormon household, and he was never taught these things. Yes, he has access to that info now as an adult, but his relationship with sex and physical intimacy is irregular due to the way he was brought up. And he's never had a long term gf b/c most girls are turned off by him being a virgin, so he just stopped trying.

That makes sense.

That, on top of school and now work, has left him stunted in that department. In his words. He apologized for not telling me sooner and for acting a like a teenager the night it was supposed to happen, but I told him he has nothing to be sorry for.
However his lack of knowledge does concern me a little. He has his reasons which are totally fair. But like, it's just so bizarre now, like I'm constantly having "the sex talk" with my kid or something.

Help me assess this situation, Reddit. I've dealt with gaps before but this is a huge one.

DOMDOM posted:

I[17M] found loads of videos of my mother[43F] on various Porn sites with lots of different men


Well i hope he at least finished.

DOMDOM posted:

Let's play guess the religion that led to this hilarity

DOMDOM posted:

Let's play guess the religion that led to this hilarity


The guy (28/M) I'm (25/F) dating is a virgin, and doesn't seem to know anything about sex

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

So she could literally tell him anything was normal and he would believe it and do it. Sounds like a win-win!

Edit: the dude is starting off with zero kink and thinks anything she does is the greatest thing on the planet, I'm not seeing what the issue is. Is this a humble brag?