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"Money can suck my cock"
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henceforth all money will be replaced by empty promises. advocates of the gold standard will bitterly claim that nothing has changed
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Sep 29, 2016 07:04
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Lets make it smell real bad, op.
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Sep 29, 2016 08:06
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Capitalism eats everything then the logic of competition pushes it so far that merely human entities can no longer compete; we're a fat, slow-moving, tasty resource – like the dodo. Dissolve all currencies let techno-anarchism reign supreme via anarcho-syndicalism and libertarian socialist trade. Panopticon communist bartering will never exist without total environment control. Leverage people, not money so currencies mean nothing.
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Sep 29, 2016 08:20
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The Laughing Man posted:Capitalism eats everything then the logic of competition pushes it so far that merely human entities can no longer compete; we're a fat, slow-moving, tasty resource – like the dodo. give you three poles for a descendant of honorable denizens of glorious nippon (they're christian, not jewish)
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Sep 29, 2016 08:22
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dookifex_maximus posted:give you three poles for a descendant of honorable denizens of glorious nippon That's not how leveraging people works, please leave me alone I.N.R.I.
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Sep 29, 2016 08:25
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sorry, i have three poles, would you lend me a japanese fella and i'll provide you with a percentage of the revenue in... japolenese people?
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Sep 29, 2016 08:26
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all dollars are burned in a giant bonfire and you gotta inhale as much as you can. cash registers are replaced with balloons which you blow into to pay. many a child's college fund is squandered because a parent couldn't hold in their poo poo and coughed like a scrub
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Sep 29, 2016 09:03
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everybody gets their own planet after a lifetime of servitude, but only when they're DEAD
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Sep 29, 2016 09:05
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Change our legal currency to something else but don't tell the bad guys.
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Sep 29, 2016 09:08
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what if we flip it around so the bills are illegal and the cocaine is the currency
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Sep 29, 2016 09:12
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that but also confiscate all the diamonds from the bad guys first so they cant use the currencies they already do
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Sep 29, 2016 09:13
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The only thing wrong with the money is I dont have enough of it !! haha
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Sep 29, 2016 10:02
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They should make money thats worth more than normal money Like those shiny magic cards.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:03
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all money is dogs now. Genetically engineered infertile green dogs, so you can't make copies. Two pups and a pooch for a pack of smokes
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Sep 29, 2016 10:47
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Isaac posted:They should make money thats worth more than normal money Like those shiny magic cards. Bills are now limited edition. Better spend them before the next release.
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Sep 29, 2016 11:59
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Isaac posted:They should make money thats worth more than normal money Like those shiny magic cards. Actually there already is something like that. Just look up fancy dollars or fancy money and let the 'tism wash over you.
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Sep 29, 2016 12:43
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One lunatic scitzo lady learned one incredible trick about turning money into More money
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Sep 29, 2016 12:45
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Make the money out of weightless fabric that is invisible to anyone dishonest. Counterfeiters can't copy what they can't see!
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Sep 29, 2016 13:12
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Change up the people on the bills to more obscure people that counterfeiters wouldn't know because they don't watch Youtube channels or Vine.
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Sep 29, 2016 13:14
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If you printed a unique frame of a commercial for a Marvel TV show (only on Netflix), people who like comic books a lot would track all money themselves. Companies call it gamification, and it's about time the government got on it.
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Sep 29, 2016 13:21
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It's 2016, shouldn't we have switched to "credits" by now?
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Sep 29, 2016 13:23
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Applewhite posted:It's 2016, shouldn't we have switched to "credits" by now? We could call them 'Creds' or 'C-notes' for short.
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Sep 29, 2016 13:28
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Simple, we make all money like, I dunno, apple scented, and then we make all distributors of apple scenting chemicals alter the chemical composition of their product so that after a few months, it smells like something that is very different from apples, like pepper or meat or whatver, and only the government gets the good real apple scent stuff. And then you just arrest every motherfucker who buys too many apples at once because they are obviously dirty counterfeiters rubbing their fake bills with apples. Possession of an unregistered apple tree could send you in maximum security federal prison for 25 years without parole, scum! Also different scents for different bills. Make every wallet smell like a high class bakery or restaurant.
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Sep 29, 2016 13:46
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a secret handshake
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Sep 29, 2016 13:48
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Just run a three foot metal bar through the middle of each bill so you can't lay it on a copier.
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Sep 29, 2016 13:56
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Have the President scribble a little personal message on each bill.
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Sep 29, 2016 14:00
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Zorodius posted:all money is dogs now. Genetically engineered infertile green dogs, so you can't make copies. This is honestly not too bad of an idea.
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Sep 29, 2016 14:03
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you have to kiss each president on the lips before you spend the bux
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Sep 29, 2016 14:03
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I'm just imagining trading in my dog for some dog food and how much longer that dog food would keep now that I don't need to feed a dog anymore and it just seems like there's some savings there.
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Sep 29, 2016 14:04
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starting in 2018, dollar bills will no longer come with Flash pre-installed
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Sep 29, 2016 14:53
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You know the money is real because it filters the bad stuff out of the cocaine when you snort it because bad stuff makes you feel bad. If you feel good after snorting cocaine that means the money is real because cocaine makes you feel good.
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Sep 29, 2016 14:58
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Steam DRM
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Sep 29, 2016 15:02
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Just delete the money. Star Trek in the 24th century has no money and they are doing great.
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Sep 29, 2016 15:09
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You know all the webbing stuff on the bill? Well, there is a spider that lives there and jumps out from time to time. But its not a bad spider, its a good spider that eats the poisonous flies. What poisonous flies? Well, I guess the government is going to have to engineer some super poison flies.
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Sep 29, 2016 15:27
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Elon musk is that rare neat rich ideal textbook rich guy dont poo poo talk him bitch
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Sep 29, 2016 15:40
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I think we should do that thing in Back To The Future 2 where you just put your thumb on a scanner and it debit's your dad's account, only you have to slap your dong up on there.
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Sep 29, 2016 15:44
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C.P.A.N. posted:Higher denominations will be made of aircraft grade aluminum machined into complex geometric shapes that fit into special slots in the cash register because who has a CNC machine? Even if you do You wouldn't download a money would you? Frankenstyle posted:Just run a three foot metal bar through the middle of each bill so you can't lay it on a copier. gently caress you
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Sep 29, 2016 16:02
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All cash currency has a barcode of its serial number and date of production and value, and all transactions must use a scanner to identify the bill. The barcode will be poorly incorporated with a stylized American flag logo. The government can then track the progress of every note of cash from bank, to consumer, to business and back. Bills can be flagged remotely or used to track the movement of suspicious individuals and their purchases.
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Sep 29, 2016 16:25
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dookifex_maximus posted:everybody gets their own planet after a lifetime of servitude, but only when they're DEAD fiat currency is replaced by trading the billion year indentured service contracts on human souls. valuation is relative to remaining service life and credit score.
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