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burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
Fresh from the inbox:

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The first real internet porn I ever downloaded was on Kazaa or Morpheus way back in the day. Somehow, the first video I ever downloaded was of a fat woman sitting at a table, non-chalantly pissing her panties all over the floor. I still don't know how THAT ended up being my first, but it was. It became my favourite video and I couldn't get enough of it. It must have triggered some kind of sexual awakening in me because since then I've had a thing for women with a larger physique and a thing for women pissing their pants - though not necessarily at the same time. I've never been able to find that video again and it's probably a good thing I guess.

Regardless, that video kind of shaped my sexual interests from that day forwards and sometimes I think I broke my brain or something? Skinny women just don't excite me unless they're pissing their pants and I'm only really into bigger ladies. I know how unbelievably ridiculous that sounds but I guess that's just the way I am now? I don't know if it's possible to change or if I even need to. I'm pretty happy in my life but just kind of wonder why that, of all things, had to be my awakening.

P.S. - This person wishes it to be known that they are willing to respond to thread feedback and questions. I've got a pisscode and everything!

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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I can safely say I have absolutely no desire for more info.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Piss your dick off

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Baron von Eevl posted:

I can safely say I have absolutely no desire for more info.
I wish I had less info.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Is that really how people get into fetishes? I assumed there would be more escalation and refinement, not just the first naughty video you saw as a young teenager setting your pattern for the rest of your life.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Everyone's wired different, and there's that whole "Nature Vs Nurture" debate, but yeah. We are a product of our upbringing, as beautiful and terrible as it may be. I've been into some weird stuff since high school, so maybe?

I have no further questions Mr. Ex-President.

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!
I saw a reference to an anime boss girlfriend fesh in this thread. Does anyone have the link? It sounds nonsensical but I'm interested in reading it.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


There's also a thing where some people get their first boners after they see some weird poo poo, and then they think that this is what they're exclusively attracted to, when that's not necessarily true.

I've only seen this over the internet though, so it's probably bullshit.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Panty-piss-fatchick goon should probably cut his dick off, and I think we should start referring to therapy goon from now on as "murdered skin suit goon".

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Unrelated but I can't read any of your posts without hearing Casio demo music and the words being read in his voice.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Unrelated but I can't read any of your posts without hearing Casio demo music and the words being read in his voice.

oh god now i'm doing it too.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
My job is complete.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
my confession is i still have been trying to astral project to bugworld

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

SniperWoreConverse posted:

my confession is i still have been trying to astral project to bugworld

before you've mastered the blade? your haste is unwise grasshopper

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
only a grub would fail to understand that 1 hour in bugworld is 10,000 hours of training

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Space Kablooey posted:

There's also a thing where some people get their first boners after they see some weird poo poo, and then they think that this is what they're exclusively attracted to, when that's not necessarily true.

I've only seen this over the internet though, so it's probably bullshit.

Lol if you’re first boner wasn’t from a bumpy car ride.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

vortmax posted:

I wish I had less info.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Anonymous Confessions: I have a pisscode and everything!

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Ghostnuke
Sep 21, 2005

Throw this in a pot, add some broth, a potato? Baby you got a stew going!


SniperWoreConverse posted:

my confession is i still have been trying to astral project to bugworld

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