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If your dogs liked the new dog it sounds to me like your wife got outvoted, dog votes count as half a vote for future reference
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Chances are the dogs do in fact have worms and fleas and all that stuff so your wife is right on that front. If stray dogs are such a huge problem in your state they're either maybe probably just on a whim here already part of the ecosystem managing the rat population or something.Dial-a-Dog posted:If your dogs liked the new dog it sounds to me like your wife got outvoted, dog votes count as half a vote for future reference i would not trust a man named DIAL A DOG bastard may be a dog in disguise
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Isn't there widely available dog medicine for worms and fleas? Doesn't seem like much of a problem unless that stuff is somehow insanely expensive in spite of wide availability.
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sudonim posted:Isn't there widely available dog medicine for worms and fleas? Doesn't seem like much of a problem unless that stuff is somehow insanely expensive in spite of wide availability. why should he let the dogs get infected in the first place then buy ten billion dollar medicine
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I mean, there was the part of the story near the end where he took the dog to a clinic and the vet said there was nothing wrong with it, unless I misinterpreted that part in which case the wife's stated reason for not letting him keep the dog no longer applied, but "we do not need a third dog who is also a stray" is also a fairly valid reason not to want to keep a dog too so 
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quote:In parts of germany there are sex clubs where you can have unprotected sex with women for money quote:I wouldn't be infected in the first place if they all practiced safe sex Nice logic you got there rotten dick goon
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stank dick goon, "not bulletproof logic" doesn't even come close to describing a single thought oozed from your syphilis riddled brain. go wash your dick and see Herr Doktor
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Ddraig posted:You might want to not be there when he does his take on the career of Chris Benoit. Just a heads up. And get out of the way if he does Owen Hart.
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quote:I don't think that I'm a very good person on account that I am not a very good person. Mid 30s, unemployed, virgin, wank too much, sick mind, incurably loving stupid in all things and with an almost childlike demeanour mixed with virtually no personality. After being bullied most of my life I just assume that everyone hates me before really giving them a chance and if they do give me a compliment I just assume they are lying to be polite. Though life scares me I love the planet and everyone living on it I just wish sometimes I could run away and be a hermit in the hills. quote:I have been married for 2 years to the absolute love of my life, and we dated for about a year and a half before our wedding date. On the day we married I promised to love, honor, and obey and I've kept that promise ever since. But I have been keeping a huge secret from her and I'm too pussy to tell her.
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so what does "g2g" mean in this context, 'cause I don't think it's "gotta go" Anyway, goon #2, I don't think you should say anything, and goon #1, 
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never say anything it's not hard people if you need to tell someone tell your therapist or your dog or some plants
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Take it to your loving grave. g2g I am guessing is "good to go"
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In the old days, if someone had a secret they didn't want to share... you know what they did? They went up a mountain, found a tree, carved a hole in it, and whispered the secret into the hole. Then they covered it with mud. And leave the secret there forever.
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also banging side-girls early on before youre serious isnt a real big thing. the more time that goes on the fuzzier the timeline around the relationships that fell by the wayside will get just keep it to yourself I'm a huge prick
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Custom title goon doesn't surpirse me that he's confessing anonymously, because 99% of custom title buyers are too chickenshit to admit it.
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how long do you think til king crotch rot starts strangling hoors
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hth posted:I'm a huge prick i miss the word filters too buddy 
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Basch lives! posted:In the old days, if someone had a secret they didn't want to share... you know what they did? They went up a mountain, found a tree, carved a hole in it
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quote:I'm married to a woman who hates cats and claims she's also allergic to them. I don't believe her, I think she just uses the allergy claim as an excuse to not let me get a cat (and if I can't have a cat, there's no loving way she gets to have a dog. Fair is fair.) quote:I posted several thread iterations ago. I am a young black goon who was at the time living in a really poor neighborhood outside of Pittsburgh. I mentioned that I lived on a block that had a liquor store, a KFC, and a Popeye's chicken and nothing else. That's not a joke - if you look up Wilkinsburg PA you'll see what I mean. There's since been a pawn shop, a Boost Mobile phone store, and a check cashing place added to this little slice of Hell.
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H.H posted:community outreach goon On a personal note, if this thread (and the ones preceding it) helped even one person to actually do something about their lives rather than just complain to online strangers, then all the effort has been worth it.
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gross poo poo
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quote:some sort of cat hating buzz kill. that's just the tox speaking, cats aren't drugs, you have brain parasites
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Are you serious with that suicide hotline? A strong gene pool > sad brains Edit: and you listed the numbers by country implying that this forum and the Internet aren't American and that other counties that aren't America matter? Disgusting. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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quote:That night I made it a point not to wash my hands. My wife and I had sex, and after I came I fingerbanged her until she came as well. I wanted to see if she was really allergic, because the cat was eating out of and licking my hand earlier that night. I jokingly mentioned later my penis felt a little itchy and asked if her vagina felt itchy as well. She said her vagina felt fine. Being allergic to cats doesn't necessarily mean you break out in a rash when you touch one. I'm highly allergic but it only affects me if I'm scratched, bitten or I get dander in my eyes by touching or rubbing them after I pet one. Heavy concentrations of dander can also irritate breathing passages; I've had my throat close up when I've spent enough time in a lovely cat owner's apartment (the kind who never cleans or dusts anything). So yeah, you sound more like an idiot than the cool smart guy you think you are. E: OMGVBFLOL posted:itchy pussy goon's marriage sounds like a claustrophobic, resentment-riddled nightmare That too. the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Sep 30, 2016 |
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catsex goon, get a dog- theyre objectively better in every single way and your gf may start seeing you as the man she wishes you were
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the future is WOW posted:Being allergic to cats doesn't necessarily mean you break out in a rash when you touch one. Seriously, how can you go through life believing that being allergic to animals always causes an instant reaction, especially after the cat saliva or whatever was on his hand has been drying for a while? I'm allergic to animals and I don't collapse into anaphylactic shock when I touch one, I just get very sneezy if I'm around them for more than a half hour or so. also I'm shuddering trying to imagine how seedy (pun intended) a club that allows unprotected sex would be. You would think they'd ask for recent STD test results prior to entry if they want to even pretend like they are a place a normal person would ever want to go.
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H.H posted:On a personal note, if this thread (and the ones preceding it) helped even one person to actually do something about their lives rather than just complain to online strangers, then all the effort has been worth it. Yeah! I remember you, Outreach Goon. That's so loving great that you're on the up and up. Plague-Bearer goon. You have HPV and the Herp, guaranteed. Everyone does even if they don't have an outbreak. So uh, congratulations on spreading your corruption. Also lol at the dude basically humblebragging about having a threesome. Dude, murder some loving dogs and get back to us.
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alpaca diseases posted:catsex goon, get a dog- theyre objectively better in every single way and your gf may start seeing you as the man she wishes you were 
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quote:catsex goon I'm mildly allergic to cats and the main symptom is that I get really itchy eyes if I spend a few hours in a room where a cat lives. I'm not gonna die instantly if I touch one, but I can't exactly live with one either. You've proved nothing except that you're bitter and dishonest. Also I don't understand your spite-driven anti-dog policy. Get a dog. Dogs are great. If you get a dog, guess what, it's your dog too, not just hers. My wife is a cat person by nature but looked into the idea of getting a dog because she knows it'd work better with the allergy thing (although it's a moot point until we get an apartment that allows pets) and got really enthusiastic about it, because dogs rule. For the billionth time this thread has made me appreciate my own relationship more. quote:Community outreach goon I remember you, glad to hear you turned things around and I hope things continue to improve  Guess there was a solution that didn't involve moving to Iowa after all
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cat haters tend to be weirdly vehement and gross as people. but yeah my advice is kill your spouse your marriage sounds like a suffocating cage. Community outreach goon, nothing you do will save your community friend. your best bet is to use your newfound affluence to leave your lovely ghetto behind, the idea of 'not giving up on this community' is basically just a weird mental thing you have going and is unhealthy for you. Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Sep 30, 2016 |
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Rush Limbo posted:He actually sounds like a cool dude. If someone did that Hulk Hogan thing I'd totally hang with him. would be so cool to hang out with a guy who CLEARLY DOESN'T EXIST!!! Have fun chugging beers with a ghost, ya li'l pissbitch
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loquacius posted:Also I don't understand your spite-driven anti-dog policy. Get a dog. Dogs are great. If you get a dog, guess what, it's your dog too, not just hers. My wife is a cat person by nature but looked into the idea of getting a dog because she knows it'd work better with the allergy thing (although it's a moot point until we get an apartment that allows pets) and got really enthusiastic about it, because dogs rule. For the billionth time this thread has made me appreciate my own relationship more. What the gently caress is wrong with you, you monster. If he can't get something he wants, then she can't get something she wants either! That's FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR SHE GETS TO BE HAPPY ABOUT SOMETHING AND I DON'T GET SOMETHING TOO! I bet - I bet if it was her birthday you'd all come and give her presents and not bring ANYTHING FOR ME IT'S NOT FAAAAAAIIIIIRRRR RRRREEEEEEEEEEE
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Sex Falcon posted:would be so cool to hang out with a guy who CLEARLY DOESN'T EXIST!!! Have fun chugging beers with a ghost, ya li'l pissbitch Even if he didn't exist then, he exists now in my heart, which is the main thing.
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Sex Falcon posted:would be so cool to hang out with a guy who CLEARLY DOESN'T EXIST!!! Have fun chugging beers with a ghost, ya li'l pissbitch IWantToBelieve.jpeg
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Drunken Baker posted:Also lol at the dude basically humblebragging about having a threesome. Dude, murder some loving dogs and get back to us. Meh I've had threesomes and a foursome, they're not all that, really. 
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feedmegin posted:Meh I've had threesomes and a foursome, they're not all that, really.  But have you killed a dog?
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Drunken Baker posted:
Nah because I think dogs are cool and nice. I've killed, like, flies and spiders and poo poo?
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