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You guys, this secret SA poster coworker story has the stringy stench of the puppet master all over it! Don't fall for his lies!
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SpazmasterX posted:Forgotten employee goon: Start looking for a new job ASAP. The faster you jump ship the less likely it is to sink. Don't even dare try to double dip either. Get a new job, cut and run, don't answer any calls from HR, admit to nothing. The most hilarious irony would be the forgotten employee gets called by his old employer to ask him to come back
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Jun 30, 2018 06:16
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I can't even imagine discovering a poster was a seriously great dude irl and my reaction being "should... should I get him fired??? does this mean he is the serial killer 'dexter morgan' from the tv and book series 'dexter'??"
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Jun 30, 2018 06:32
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Cubone posted:I can't even imagine discovering a poster was a seriously great dude irl and my reaction being "should... should I get him fired??? does this mean he is the serial killer 'dexter morgan' from the tv and book series 'dexter'??" Well, that other guy ratted out a coworker and got him fired for posting stuff about a company (b-b-but he signed an NDA for god's sake!) so I guess that reaction is more common than you'd think. A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:It's niggerstomper. Or smelliet Smelliot was supposedly a Social Worker, so this is my vote.
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Jun 30, 2018 13:51
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Social workers earned the right to be weirdos online.
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Jun 30, 2018 14:21
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Solice Kirsk posted:Social workers earned the right to be weirdos online. I consider it offensive that is a right that has to be earned
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Jun 30, 2018 14:43
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Il Federale posted:Well, that other guy ratted out a coworker and got him fired for posting stuff about a company (b-b-but he signed an NDA for god's sake!) so I guess that reaction is more common than you'd think Eh, the post was entirely about poo poo talking the company and revealing things he shouldn’t. Financial stuff. Plus it kinda proves he’s dumb as rocks, and we probably shouldn’t be handing him a list of credit cards.
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Jul 1, 2018 16:14
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Getting handed a list of credit cards is meaningless unless they know how to defraud them. And now that most places ask for the code on the back, the numbers themselves are harder to scam just on their own.
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Jul 1, 2018 18:53
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Solice Kirsk posted:Getting handed a list of credit cards is meaningless unless they know how to defraud them. And now that most places ask for the code on the back, the numbers themselves are harder to scam just on their own. alright alright, next time someone poo poo talks the company online and discloses financial info, I’ll keep them on.
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Jul 1, 2018 21:10
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Good.  Also you shouldn't give a poo poo about the company. It's just where you work. It'll chew you up and spit you out the minute you stop being cost effective for it.
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Jul 1, 2018 21:19
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outing a goon seems like a terrible idea imho, since even if they might not know it was you specifically, they might just pull an israel and just drop dox on everyone in their goons.xlsx
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Jul 1, 2018 21:28
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True, but I was a lurker so I would have just grabbed my popcorn and watched it all go down.
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Jul 1, 2018 21:40
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Unionise via the forums
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if you talk poo poo about allstate on the forums i swear i will hunt you down like the dog you are
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Jul 2, 2018 05:47
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Unionise via the forums United Postal Workers local #69420(GBS) sugar free jazz posted:if you talk poo poo about allstate on the forums i swear i will hunt you down like the dog you are gently caress all water fowl I ain't buying no duck insurance
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Jul 2, 2018 05:55
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Solice Kirsk posted:Good. Understanding that a company doesn't have any feelings for you and is utilizing your labor to create value doesn't suddenly give you license to be a complete poo poo.
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Jul 2, 2018 07:22
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LanceHunter posted:Understanding that a company doesn't have any feelings for you and is utilizing your labor to create value doesn't suddenly give you license to be a complete poo poo. you don't need a license to be an rear end in a top hat, hell, you don't even need anyone's permission
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Jul 2, 2018 07:55
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Streak posted:you don't need a license to be an rear end in a top hat, hell, you don't even need anyone's permission Yet people still feel the urge to break out the freshman year marxist analysis to justify being an rear end in a top hat...
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Jul 2, 2018 07:59
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LanceHunter posted:Yet people still feel the urge to break out the freshman year marxist analysis to justify being an rear end in a top hat... Tell us about your opinions about corporations
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Jul 2, 2018 08:24
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If I were in the forgotten job goon’s shoes, I would utilize that free time to either work on my own projects or study. It’s free time that somebody else is paying you for, so use it while you can.
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Jul 2, 2018 10:32
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I just can't imagine myself tattletaling on anyone unless someone was going to get very seriously hurt.
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Jul 2, 2018 13:46
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Solice Kirsk posted:I just can't imagine myself tattletaling on anyone unless someone was going to get very seriously hurt. Yeah its this. I support whistleblowing in terms personal health and safety, but if someone is just jeopardizing themselves and their own corporate masters, I don't know how you'd manage to care unless you're personally invested or fundamental to the company
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Jul 2, 2018 14:32
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Bust Rodd posted:Yeah its this. I support whistleblowing in terms personal health and safety, but if someone is just jeopardizing themselves and their own corporate masters, I don't know how you'd manage to care unless you're personally invested or fundamental to the company yeah this is exactly the difference between snitching and whistleblowing. if you aren't actually helping or protecting someone (an actual person, not a corporation) then you are just tattling. the NDA rat was just licking the boss' boots
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Jul 2, 2018 15:17
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Becoming so mad with power that you start uncontrollably tongueing corporate rear end must be a heady feeling
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Jul 2, 2018 15:35
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It's me, I'm the person who is brave enough to stick up for the 1%
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speaking ofquote:I worked for a small business for a long time. I was an assistant manager and we had about 10 employees on average. We were a pretty close-knit group and I loved what I did. Eventually though I found out that the owner and the employee he was loving were stealing customers' credit card information. They would come up with some excuse to have to go in the back like "the machine is out of paper" or whatever, quickly snap a picture of the front and back with their phone, and then use it later. You'll bounce back. You did the right thing and this isn't the end of everything. Consider possibly moving to a new area, though. quote:I go to a weekly trivia night. A few weeks ago was all Jurassic Park trivia because of the new movie. If you're cheating at pub trivia you might want to try working on yourself a little bit because that sounds like a pretty unhealthy obsession with "winning"
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Jul 2, 2018 15:59
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loquacius posted:
Seriously. Nothing ruins trivia night like cheaters. We all know how to google the answers, that's not the point of it all.
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Jul 2, 2018 16:03
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Why even go to trivia if you're going to cheat? Unless there's a prize, in which case you are a giant scum bag and are probably doing something illegal.
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Jul 2, 2018 16:07
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Haha, what? How does the sandwich disguise even work?
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Jul 2, 2018 16:12
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HoboMan posted:Haha, what? How does the sandwich disguise even work? Wait, what did they add to TF2 now?
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Jul 2, 2018 16:13
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You've never seen someone stare at their sandwich for an hour while tapping at a hole in it?
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Jul 2, 2018 16:13
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HoboMan posted:Haha, what? How does the sandwich disguise even work? He was just carrying out the perfectly normal activity of staring at and poking (but not eating) his homemade sandwich during a trivia contest, no way anyone could find that odd or suspicious.
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Jul 2, 2018 16:20
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Sometimes I make myself a nice PB&J then put pimento stuffed olives on toothpicks on it and then gaze longingly into my sandwiches eyes, as a normal person does
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Jul 2, 2018 16:22
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loquacius posted:speaking of Even if goon hadn’t turned in his boss he’d have been caught. It’s fairly easy data science to spot that a bunch of cards that had fraud only had 1 business in common among the entire set. Someone was doing that at a bar in my old college town and apparently they were able to narrow it down to not only the business but 1 or 2 bartenders. CCTV was set up and a hipster went to jail.
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Jul 2, 2018 16:36
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I worked construction in high school for several summers. Every Friday afternoon the guys would get a case of beer. They would take the cans of beer, stick them in their work gloves, and drink from the can inside the glove. They genuinely believed that this brilliant disguise kept people unaware that they were drinking beer. The bologna sandwich story reminded me of standing around watching a half dozen men drinking out of work gloves with self-satisfied grins on their faces. I'd like to think that a whole bar full of people were snickering at the man with a phone in his sandwich.
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Caganer posted:Even if goon hadn’t turned in his boss he’d have been caught. It’s fairly easy data science to spot that a bunch of cards that had fraud only had 1 business in common among the entire set. Once he told them he knew about it, and especially once he accepted hush money from them, the die was cast, though. He had to turn them in at that point or he'd have gone down with them. Accepting hush money to cover up a crime is a really bad move because it makes you an accomplice. You pretty much have to march straight to the cops or you're going down too if anything goes wrong, ever
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loquacius posted:Once he told them he knew about it, and especially once he accepted hush money from them, the die was cast, though. He had to turn them in at that point or he'd have gone down with them. Yeah, this Also even if the patrons never suspected them the credit card companies are the one investigating the fraud and it's pretty easy to catch if they do it enough.
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Son of Man posted:yeah this is exactly the difference between snitching and whistleblowing. if you aren't actually helping or protecting someone (an actual person, not a corporation) then you are just tattling. the NDA rat was just licking the boss' boots Not really, I’m obviously not posting details but the end result could have been a lot of people being laid off. Sorry not gonna feel guilt for keeping my job when some asshat goes after it.
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loquacius posted:You'll bounce back. You did the right thing and this isn't the end of everything. Consider possibly moving to a new area, though. And if they ask why you can't use the old boss as a reference, I'd suggest being completely honest about the story. Would you really want to work for someone who felt that covering up a serious crime is a good thing?
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RFC2324 posted:And if they ask why you can't use the old boss as a reference, I'd suggest being completely honest about the story. Would you really want to work for someone who felt that covering up a serious crime is a good thing? References: Senior management from my last job are all in jail for felony credit card fraud but here's the contact details for the police officer I reported the credit card fraud to. Officer Feelgood 555-69-420
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