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burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
Oops, good news! There were a couple more that got marked as spam. Let's find out why together

DF Goon posted:

I have a diaper fetish. I'm a straight (mostly) guy but I don't really get turned on by anything vanilla. Most pornography does nothing for me, unless it involves some kind of kink like spanking or humiliation. They don't even need to be nude, in fact I prefer that they're not.

I had given up on a relationship altogether but then out of the blue a few years ago someone likeminded contacted me on my fetlife profile because they were coming to town to visit and thought I'd be fun. I was wary that this was some kind of scam, but we went out to dinner and one thing led to another and we've been together ever since.

Before them, I was very heavy into etortic text-based roleplay involving diapers and furries and stuff like that. You used to find that through groups but now there's dedicated sites for it. Mostly I'd play as a furry canine dude but girls are so much in demand I made a few girl characters to take advantage of it. Now I just use AI, almost as good but way easier and quicker.

I still jack it regularly to women wearing diapers, the amount of quality content for this kind of thing is insanely easy to find, especially compared to a decade or two ago.

There's tons more I could write so if you have any questions :justpost:

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Hell yeah diaper fet goon tell us some poo poo.

What's the weirdest role play diaper stuff you've done. You ever do any group diaper poo poo? How many people if it was group stuff?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Df goon, living their best life.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Drake no: DF goon
Drake yes: MF DOOM

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
NOW this is really all.

my own face but happy posted:

In the winter of 2020 at kind of the height of Covid deaths and all that fear I went outside into the woods surrounding my house and planned to just sit down under a tree and die from the cold. I lost 3 close relatives to Covid and lost one of my best friends to the Q anon conspiracy and just felt like nothing was left for me.


As I was sitting under that tree I took my jacket off and then my shirt and pants and just sat there in my underwear. Started getting sleepy and figured "okay this is finally it". And then the sky lit up like it was daylight and when I looked up I saw a UFO hovering over me, about 100 feet in the air. It gave off this kind of energy field or something and I looked into this energy and saw someone looking back at me and smiling.
So then I don't know exactly what happened but I put my clothes back on and marched back into my house while this UFO shrank down to the size of a firefly and followed me around. And then I went inside and it flew away and I've never seen it again.
I went to go see a doctor the next day because I was worried maybe I had a tumor or maybe the cold gave me a stroke or maybe hallucinations are a side effect of hypothermia. I didn't tell him I planned suicide, just that I got "lost" in the woods and fell in a creek so I got wet and cold.
Rambling now but anyway he basically told me it was possible but as time has gone on I've realized it was real because I recognize the face I saw now; it was my own face but happy. Something I hadn't been for a long time at that point.
The other day I looked in the mirror and smiled and it all clicked. No idea what it means but it makes me feel like there's more to life than we know.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
obviously real

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It means you're hallucinating and assigning meaning or importance to otherwise random or unrelated events. You should see another, better doctor.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Super missed opportunity for an ultimate hustla joke.

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
I want to believe. It was a sweet story.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
Yeah that clearly happened. not physically, but the mind has a funny way of doing stuff like that under duress and it often has a deep significance. imo

I had a less intense but not dissimilar experience around that time. I was processing something difficult, traveling for work constantly, drinking way too much, and not sleeping. Woke up in a hotel- I had to conduct a three day training with a very unhappy customer. A coworker ghosted them and quit right as I was driving home after another work trip, and other responsibilities were piling up. I was just, completely done. Really fried. Could not get out of bed.

Suddenly, I felt something move, almost as if something brushed against me and through me and things became very still. I very clearly heard a woman's voice. It didn't have a sound, but I heard it- it didn't need sound. "Don't give up".

e: just thought of an example of someone with a terminal illness who underwent psychedelic therapy for depression. for some reason, an image that coalesced for them was a teapot floating in space, and how that carrying around all of that stress and fear in their failing body was equally as absurd as the teapot worrying about it. so the teapot is meaningless, but it let them process all of their poo poo in a really deep way, and they had a much more happy and peaceful time after that.

nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Apr 24, 2024

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

nice obelisk idiot posted:

Yeah that clearly happened. not physically, but the mind has a funny way of doing stuff like that under duress and it often has a deep significance. imo

I had a less intense but not dissimilar experience around that time. I was processing something difficult, traveling for work constantly, drinking way too much, and not sleeping. Woke up in a hotel- I had to conduct a three day training with a very unhappy customer. A coworker ghosted them and quit right as I was driving home after another work trip, and other responsibilities were piling up. I was just, completely done. Really fried. Could not get out of bed.

Suddenly, I felt something move, almost as if something brushed against me and through me and things became very still. I very clearly heard a woman's voice. It didn't have a sound, but I heard it- it didn't need sound. "Don't give up".

Rest your head. You worry too much. It's gonna be alright.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
Thank you for the words of encouragement, Bill Posters.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Your mind goes to weird places when you get hypothermia. People start to feel hot and take their clothes off and try to dig a burrow.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

You can thank the spirit of Kate Bush who clearly visited you in your time of need.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Tony Levin's distinct basswork is all the encouragement I need, thank you very much.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

remigious posted:

I want to believe. It was a sweet story.

Yeah!

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

burial posted:

NOW this is really all.

You know what? gently caress it, it's real. Even if it was some part of you talking to itself, you underwent an experience that massively changed your life. Doesn't matter if it was your subconsciousness or aliens - you will always be the goon who can say, with 100% truth, that their life was saved by a ufo.

That's awesome.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

HELLO? THIS IS SERIOUS posted:

Is there a way to find foreign nationals to date that aren't a sex trafficking scam? Considering I have no ties to any other countries, this seems like the best way to get out of the USA when Trump buttfucks it next year

This is a resubmission. Apparently "don't panic so hard about trump" or whatever the one original responder posted isn't helpful enough.

Either way, it is all there is because this thread has way more gawkers than contributions???

e: it was SWC and I summarized pretty well. ;3

burial fucked around with this message at 17:29 on May 2, 2024

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Sorry if this causes a derail, but how likely is Trump to win the US election this year?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Kosmo Gallion posted:

Sorry if this causes a derail, but how likely is Trump to win the US election this year?

51/49

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Trump polling at a non-zero number is all you need to know about :911:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Kosmo Gallion posted:

Sorry if this causes a derail, but how likely is Trump to win the US election this year?

basically guaranteed IMO, Biden is killing youth support with I/P stuff and youth support is the Dems' bread and butter

plus all the economic problems are continuing unabated and they're barely even trying to spin it anymore

but fair warning I am a C-SPAM poster

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

loquacius posted:


but fair warning I am a C-SPAM poster

*crosses self, mutters an oath*

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

On election day in 2008 I was working as a Cashier at a grocery store. This store catered mostly to upper middle-class families and a large amount of retirement communities nearby. I was poor and had no health insurance. Obviously, I was excited about Barack Obama possibly winning. During my shift a woman comes through the line, like normal that day but this time she had a really big pin that read: "Healthcare is a privilege, not a right". I remember being so angry at this person who was clearly retired and on Medicare, and the fact that she would wear this pin unironically made my blood boil. I think about this lady, and how much of an rear end in a top hat she was. I guess the confession is that I really hope she died either A) painfully, or B) alone.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Still unsure about guaranteed Trump win, but definitely sure that the Dems have impressively hosed over their youth base in a short period of time.

This isn’t 2016 “people are weird about Hilary” poo poo this is the Dems being told in very plain, clear and LOUD language where the future of their party stands, on a multitude of issues. The Dems have chosen to poo poo in an envelope and mail it to themselves. When the poo poo envelope returns back to them, they’ll be shocked that anyone would send them poo poo in an envelope. They simply didn’t see it coming!!!!!!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I'm voting for WOODCHIPPER 2024.

Just throw all the politicians in and start over.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




loving over Palestine is one of the truly bipartisan principles remaining in Washington

Biden is tanking things, but I sure hope the protestors dont have a leopards eating faces moment in Novemeber

Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 21:37 on May 2, 2024

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Rad-daddio posted:

I'm voting for WOODCHIPPER 2024.

Just throw all the politicians in and start over.

I'm pretty sure "politicians are all crooks and you can't trust them" is the majority American political opinion and it's not even wrong

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Modulo16 posted:

On election day in 2008 I was working as a Cashier at a grocery store. This store catered mostly to upper middle-class families and a large amount of retirement communities nearby. I was poor and had no health insurance. Obviously, I was excited about Barack Obama possibly winning. During my shift a woman comes through the line, like normal that day but this time she had a really big pin that read: "Healthcare is a privilege, not a right". I remember being so angry at this person who was clearly retired and on Medicare, and the fact that she would wear this pin unironically made my blood boil. I think about this lady, and how much of an rear end in a top hat she was. I guess the confession is that I really hope she died either A) painfully, or B) alone.

It’s all hush-hush, but my wife and I are 95% certain my brother-in-law got himself fired from a blue state Starbucks on Election Day 2012 because too many customers talked about voting for Obama.

So congratulations on having better self-control than he did!

Incoherence
May 22, 2004

POYO AND TEAR

loquacius posted:

I'm pretty sure "politicians are all crooks and you can't trust them" is the majority American political opinion and it's not even wrong
Which tends to play in Trump's favor, since he doesn't particularly try to hide the fact that he's a crook: his opponents point to him and go "look at how many crimes this man is committing" and the median voter just kinda shrugs.

I don't think Trump's odds are any better than the previous elections, but that still means it's entirely possible.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

loquacius posted:

I'm pretty sure "politicians are all crooks and you can't trust them" is the majority American political opinion and it's not even wrong

honestly, if they were just crooks it wouldn't be that bad.

Lately they're either comically inept or outright literally evil just for the sake of it.

I can't prove it, but I'm sure both Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz have hunted people for sport.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

loving over Palestine is one of the truly bipartisan principles remaining in Washington

Biden is tanking things, but I sure hope the protestors dont have a leopards eating faces moment in Novemeber

What an insanely stupid thing to say. As if they don’t know Trump is bad.

Arven
Sep 23, 2007

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

What an insanely stupid thing to say. As if they don’t know Trump is bad.

The left is holding their vote hostage, and not voting and letting Trump win will be like shooting the hostage. They don't want to do it, they know they'll immediately suffer the consequences of doing it, but the hope is that they will get taken seriously next time around (hint: they won't, because the Dems don't really care if they lose).

Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!
You gotta log off cuz Twitter and CSPAM is not reality and the average American genuinely does not give a poo poo about the I/P stuff nor the protests as much as the online left think they do.

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
I would think that, even if the TikTok generation is pissed at Biden, they would know that Trump is loving awful by a huge magnitude. That’s what I want to believe…

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
but who can that goon marry?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Artificer posted:

You gotta log off cuz Twitter and CSPAM is not reality and the average American genuinely does not give a poo poo about the I/P stuff nor the protests as much as the online left think they do.

OK Boomer

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
wait what thread this is

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




remigious posted:

I would think that, even if the TikTok generation is pissed at Biden, they would know that Trump is loving awful by a huge magnitude. That’s what I want to believe…

Never underestimate the stupidity of the average American (voter)

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

remigious posted:

I would think that, even if the TikTok generation is pissed at Biden, they would know that Trump is loving awful by a huge magnitude. That’s what I want to believe…

This is the game of chicken that Biden is playing and it's really loving short sighted because rage goes somewhere.

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