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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Roylicious posted:

I feel like Psyopmonkey was probably a way better poster than whoever this is :shrug:

But yeah that's pretty strange man it's not the money so much as the obsessing over internet strangers.

these people are mentally unwell

a poster spent 100 dollars to make sure i had a swastika and an anime girl as my avatar. said poster spent literally hundreds of dollars on people's avatars in just a month.

i gave up fighting him at the 50 dollar mark and a couple months later someone changed my av but still kept the goddamned swastika for some reason.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

heart say love doge

gun say pew pew

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

also banging side-girls early on before youre serious isnt a real big thing. the more time that goes on the fuzzier the timeline around the relationships that fell by the wayside will get

just keep it to yourself

I'm a huge prick

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

loquacius posted:

A couple of our friends put their cat's litterbox right next to their couch for some reason, and if the cat takes a dump while you're halfway through a movie you will notice

Catbox goes in bathroom. Get flushable litter and scoop it into the shitter. Change at least once a week.

How is this hard?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Putty posted:

every night i fill my bathtub with tons of these and just soak


ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

that sounds like a p sweet birthday

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

lol he searches his name

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Pollyanna posted:

Humidity from shower ruins litter and makes it more likely to smell and fail to clump? At least, that's why I moved the box away from my bathroom. I don't live with anyone else (goony overgrown child), so it's really only me that suffers. I also make sure the box is always, always clean.

Oh.

I take baths like the big dumb manchild i am (it helps with the knees) so I dont really steam up my bathroom. Where do you put the cat shitter if not in the bathroom?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Nooner posted:

lol what are you like 100 old man lol

i do a lot of running

and am 100

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

good for him

latin is a tough language

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

H.H posted:

Six tenses, six cases and a million declensions is your idea of easy?

Name one modern Romance language that is harder to master.

is eating rear end a language

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

English is Latin based. I speak and write English. Therefore Latin is an easy language.

engish is based off unwashed dudes jerkin each other off in the german wilderness

as opposed to a bathhouse somewhere near modern tuscany

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

not without "im gay", a film starring sally fields getting slapped around by an iranian homosexual

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

one time i was really close to snagging a virgin and we were in bed drunk and she said too me in a cooing voice "you know baby if we have sex now its technically rape" and laughed so i turned over and went to bed

i tore that pussy up circa 9 am

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

tactlessbastard posted:

Thanks for writing in to Savage Love! This week, we've brought in food fetish expert Dr. Potatoes O'Brien, PhD and he says...

wow, racist

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Clockwerk posted:

Build yourself a new, better wife, out of Duplo

best youre gonna fo with duplo is a pocket pussy

but you can construct a fairly convincing son using megablocks

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

cyberia posted:

Years ago I read a book that talked about how there's an entire subset of men who are sexually attracted to other men but have no desire to be in relationships or are even repulsed by their own homosexual desires. I can't remember what it was called but I found a HuffPo article about the same sort of phenomena.

So don't stress too much about having experimented with and enjoyed male sexual partners but if the self-loathing / urge to punch dudes in the face after they blow you persists maybe see a therapist?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Harakiri Potter posted:

I remember Trevor the rat punching Dennis the aardvark in the nose after he caught Dennis peeking in on his 3 way rabbit porno. I think Dennis goes back to sniffing panties and Trevor says something like "going on an early minge-binge?"

And then Dennis snorts the bad coke and Bletch gets into a war with Mr Big.

time lost is brain lost

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

VanSandman posted:

Griffin McElroy: Convicted Felon

oh brother, and brother, where art thou

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

screenplay for nacho libre 2 lookin good

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Harakiri Potter posted:

That's impressive. I knew a fat diabetic that lived in the apartment above me. He drank a lot of beer. A lot of beer. He used the bathroom in my place once and it was like a 5 minute opus of a man with a three gallon sized bladder and a huge urethra. You could hear his piss over the tv. poo poo was insane. He's dead now, he fell asleep at the wheel and crashed drunk coming home from the beach driving northbound in the southbound lanes and took a cop with him.

thats cool as hell. goodnight sweet prince.

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