Anonymous Confessions: I had an extremely weird dream that's going to become relevant

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axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Why, yes we can :obama:

loquacius posted:

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I was thrown out of various bars for being an rear end in a top hat, beaten up by angry boyfriends, and in several cases was beaten up by the women I was negging. Once I hit on a girl who must have been in MMA training or something. She had pretty muscular arms and I tried negging her by saying that she needed to work on the rest of her body, and that just giving good handjobs wouldn't get her married any faster.

She proceeded to knock me to the ground and land multiple elbows across my face before a bouncer pulled her off me. Then her friend stomped on my top hat.

Ahahaha!

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 14:57

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

HerStuddMuffin posted:

Get therapist

code:

Ok. Got it.
>INVENTORY

You got:
Lamp; Brass key, Yarn, Therapist

>USE THERAPIST

I don't understand.

>APPLY THERAPIST

I don't understand. 

>TALK THERAPIST

Your mind eases.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 12:27

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Didn't wall lobster guy claim to have found a large creature that looked like a lobster inside his wall, and then to have cooked it and eaten it?

# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 07:53

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Welp, here's the original post from back in February

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792439&pagenumber=98&perpage=40#post469495600

lobster goon posted:

I've started up my favorite hobby again - bug collecting. I think we all know there are more bugs in your house late at night, but I think you'd be surprised by HOW many are out there. I've started really digging around at night and found so many beetles, roaches, spiders, and some cool unidentifiable (by me) things too. I've got a little terrarium set up so I can catalog them and watch them do their thing. I even found a lobster crawling in the walls one day. No loving clue how it got there, but I cataloged him and then cooked him up for dinner. This will be a weird sentence - but wall lobster is delicious. I assume he was eating mice and some smaller bugs, but I didn't really research too much as I was pretty hungry. I've heard more scratching in the walls so I think I've got another nest forming.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 07:55

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

onions, belts

# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 08:02

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

DVD and optical video discs are pretty outdated already and have only been around for about 20 years. If EBE had cloud tech, then DVDs would be outdated already.

Immersion ruinied :argh: