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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Arkanomen posted:

Get a massive strap on and when he says no tell him he's being patriarchal and homophobic by denying you. Then rail him until you find a new and saner husband.

do this instead of therapy

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

KomodoWagon posted:

To be fair, most children are horrible and don't deserve gifts.

lol i was probated so couldn't highlight this post before

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
there is a goon on the last 2 pages of the terrible foods thread posting about cutting his pet turtle open and tearing a bullfrog apart barehanded

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i too now have a klurf av

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
my nephew is a little poo poo to his grandma on his mams side and fine with everyone else because nobody tolerates it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
hire a hooker. you'll get your dick touched by a professional who doesn't care if you're bad

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
offend someone without realising and post in the shmorky thread

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
She wants to use a wrench to tug yiu off 🤔

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the human body really isn't designed very well

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
you should help out that incel goon who isn't all angry :thumbsup:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

OhAreThey posted:

Sure, he sounds ok. Glad to know not all incels are bitter assholes.

it'll also anger any of the angry incel goons whihc i'm sure some are real so its win win

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
unpaid internships are a massive scam

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i too hate walking past the seafood aisle but thats because it smells extremely bad

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Waroduce posted:

I'm the tech oriented arts degree lmao wtf

if you somehow got onto a geography arts degree i can see it but i also don't know if those are a thing

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
yeah if a geography degree taught someone how to use any of the GIS software tehy'd be employable

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
hire some hookers and do some shameful stuff and that will get you being creative again

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm buying my first property on monday and i'm bricking it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

therattle posted:

How much bricking does it need?

the chimney needs work but the housing association are paying for it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
How does sex work when you're that big

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

shut up blegum posted:

Have sex with your SIL

she definitely wants it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

I have a similar sentiment with that scene in Pulp Fiction where Uma Thurman gets the needle to the chest. It isn't particularly grotesque, and I have no problem watching way worse things, but I saw that one scene when I was 5 or 6 and just the way the tension builds, then she gets stabbed and jumps up and runs around a bunch freaked me out. I dunno, I still have a hard time watching it.

why were you watching pulp fiction at that age?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
virgin goons just hire a hooker

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

my brother's had it on when we stayed at a hotel on vacation and my parents were at the hotel bar, I remember being less affected by Phil Lamarr getting shot in the head later in the movie :shrug:

i didn't know he was in it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

The Management posted:

Don't do this. It doesn't help anything. It will just make you even more awkward around women who aren't paid to gently caress you. You need to connect with a woman as a human first, and work up to sex. The internet is a magical place for this, especially for socially awkward weirdos.

tell them you're a virgin and they'll probably be able to tell you what to do

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Like the us national news cares about anything other than trump

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Any parent should start charging rent as soon as a kid either turns 18 or is out of college.

this is a terrible idea because rent and house prices in most places are far out of reach of an 18 year old

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I live in one of the cheapest places in the country, earn more than the national median and had to stick an £18k deposit down to buy a flat on monday. I'm single but young people are hosed generally

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Not one working full time. And if it is:


This is still an option.

you're completely out of touch congrats

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Solice Kirsk posted:

I work in banking so see pretty much everyone in all sorts of situations. There's people living in Chicago with roommates working two part time jobs. You don't know what you're talking about.

lol you're a dick. these people are never saving any money because it goes on rent and they'll never be able to own somewhere due to no savings and poor wages compared to house prices but well done on being a banker :thumbsup:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if solice kirsk can bootstraps his way up everyone else can

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yeah, I should feel bad about turning my entire life around and not dying in the street like a lot of my friends. I just think you're not giving people enough credit. Charging a family member rent isn't gonna destroy their lives.

you're the definition of bootstraps posting

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Personally i feel everyone should have accomodation they can live in free of charge and i'm sorry this seems to be controversial

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

KomodoWagon posted:

"Adults should be expected to pay for their lodging"

"Ayn Rand was right about everything, abolish taxes, harvest homeless people's organs. My favorite band is Rush."

Hmm you're right Jose those statements are identical

every post you make reminds me why you have your red text lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
carmant goign for a new style instead of endless threads about him being ugly

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
hire a hooker

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i wonder how many of the confessions i post that in reply to it would help

i mean jon pop considers himself an incel despite loving hookers on the reg

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i remember a confession a few threads back about sexual surrogates that these incel goons who maybe some are real should read

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lmao. Thought it was leading to a gun shooting him in the head

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
buy a fleshlight

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
post the picture

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