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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Oh dare. When will you learn to stop posting your tiny penis

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Putty posted:

i wanted to see the Dare penis

Wasn't evven worth downloading.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I call it a vagina

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Dammit jastiger

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
What if podcast is aatrek?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Yeah I agree. All I dis when I thought I had terminal cancer was to drink heavily.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Double Monocle posted:

it's an anonymous confession. His verbiage was embellished to illustrate his point, but continue to be morally outraged on our behalf.

Guys, I think we found him.

Also my brother and his fiance are gay, and not at all the stereotype, so anon is really self-hating it seems and lashing out.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Wrong thread.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Become the president

I did this wrong

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Danaru posted:

If Runaktla calls someone an SJW, or says "so much for the tolerant left", I'll get bingo on my "garbage internet person" bingo card

I'm already half potted on my "poo poo lord" drinking game!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Did windows 98 murder someone with a shovel? I'm not up to my gbs memes

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Maybe grave robber is an archeologist

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Speaking of funeral and plans, I should talk about the plan me and my brother have for my Dad's funeral.


My dad (and me and my grandfather) is big into scotch. He collects scotch minis (50ml tiny bottles). He has close to 60 at this point. At his wake, me and my brother will drink them all, and toast him every sip.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Non anon confession: lol if you don't have a chamber pot and a fat nerd to clean it up

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
It might be because Guerilla Mail is down.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Well I mean shahahahahah or whatever is anon receiving? Like you set up an account and post the link ITT. Would that work?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Non anon:


So, until recently, my last sexual activity was nearly 5 years ago. It was a really sad blowjob behind a convenience store on Halloween from my ex when we were both drunk and I had cancer.


But now me and her are back together now. So I mean that's something

(Yes I am pathetic and a moron)

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Thanks for everyone for wishing me not dead. That's new.


Clarification: At the time of the experience she was my ex. But hey, we're back together, and things have been going pretty well, so there's that.


I do not know what's she's planning for my 30th birthday. Probably just calling me old.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I'm older than her by a couple years, so she will make fun of me for being old. I also work with a bunch of 22-24 year olds.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Jesus we really should stop letting Buckley submit. It will be no loss

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Wait, if I am not in a relationship am I cheating?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Divergent? Was that a lovely book to movie series?


Jurassic Park?


Fifty shades?


Lord of the muthaducking rings?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Putty posted:

why is this loser not using the built in quote feature of the forums

He's drunk.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
He loving did it to Webby from duck tales that sick filth

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

loquacius posted:

My dad is a lawyer

Seeing what he does at work all day and when he gets home from work every night was enough to ensure I never once in my entire childhood wanted to be a lawyer

Are you John Mulaney? Are you new in town?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

fruit on the bottom posted:

Yeah, IIRC one of them leaked over into legaladvice asking how he could get away with rape and reddit just sort of decided that this was maybe a good place to call it quits

So basically, they turned a blind eye until it woulda gotten them more negative media attention?

To catch a redditor part 3

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
gently caress, I had a good 5 year streak after cancer of no sex whatsoever, but I didn't blame women. I just slowly worked on getting myself better, and now I'm in a healthy relationship. So, you know, no sympathy for them from me for doing that cope or rope poo poo.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I just blame my evil twin freduardo

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
SHS fesh is clearly Jastiger trying to avoid his ban

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
poo poo I moved to my current place because it wasn't happening at home.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I don't "get" escape rooms. There are too many rules and no consequences for failing so people just gently caress around. It's hard to get a rush from it if you know you'll just be let out anyway after the hour or whatever is up.

So, do you not get puzzle video games? Like, knowing you can look up a faq, or reload a save?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
gently caress, I love going to them because it makes me feel smart, without cheating. And yeah, it's pretty easy to get into.

Also, my city has now got like crazy poo poo. Like the national nature museum has two rooms. Or the world's largest escape room in the nuclear bomb bunker that the Canadian Government would have used.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

DandyLion posted:

It was built in an existing cavern.

Yes, the existing caverns that are well-known to exist underneath the former swamplands that is Washington D.C.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
It me, poster who is mad at me, please kidnap me and force me to post on SA all day. Especially if it means you would pay for my food, internet, and rent. that would be aces.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Man, time travel goon has a solid month to write an interesting fiction fesh now. We are all gonna be so let down when he blows.

EDIT: Oh poo poo, if Kissinger doesn't die, he'll send it a "Oh bloo, I messed with casualty, what will happen now"

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
if that's a fake fesh, then drat son you are a better writer than 99% of the thread.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
It's clear this started cause our confessor is looking at porn. Therefore root cause must be address.


Cut your dick off

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Never has anyone so fast showed me he deserved to be on ignore.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
It's ok we already knew

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Labyrinth for me

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