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Oh dare. When will you learn to stop posting your tiny penis
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 17:07 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 21:08 |
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Putty posted:i wanted to see the Dare penis Wasn't evven worth downloading.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 19:51 |
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I call it a vagina
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 05:56 |
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Dammit jastiger
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 05:08 |
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What if podcast is aatrek?
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 05:50 |
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Yeah I agree. All I dis when I thought I had terminal cancer was to drink heavily.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 16:03 |
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Double Monocle posted:it's an anonymous confession. His verbiage was embellished to illustrate his point, but continue to be morally outraged on our behalf. Guys, I think we found him. Also my brother and his fiance are gay, and not at all the stereotype, so anon is really self-hating it seems and lashing out.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 16:21 |
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Wrong thread.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 16:40 |
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Become the president I did this wrong
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 22:04 |
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Danaru posted:If Runaktla calls someone an SJW, or says "so much for the tolerant left", I'll get bingo on my "garbage internet person" bingo card I'm already half potted on my "poo poo lord" drinking game!
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 22:01 |
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Did windows 98 murder someone with a shovel? I'm not up to my gbs memes
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 20:14 |
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Maybe grave robber is an archeologist
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 04:29 |
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Speaking of funeral and plans, I should talk about the plan me and my brother have for my Dad's funeral. My dad (and me and my grandfather) is big into scotch. He collects scotch minis (50ml tiny bottles). He has close to 60 at this point. At his wake, me and my brother will drink them all, and toast him every sip.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 03:17 |
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Non anon confession: lol if you don't have a chamber pot and a fat nerd to clean it up
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 23:33 |
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It might be because Guerilla Mail is down.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 14:38 |
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Well I mean shahahahahah or whatever is anon receiving? Like you set up an account and post the link ITT. Would that work?
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 23:36 |
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Non anon: So, until recently, my last sexual activity was nearly 5 years ago. It was a really sad blowjob behind a convenience store on Halloween from my ex when we were both drunk and I had cancer. But now me and her are back together now. So I mean that's something (Yes I am pathetic and a moron)
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 04:08 |
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Thanks for everyone for wishing me not dead. That's new. Clarification: At the time of the experience she was my ex. But hey, we're back together, and things have been going pretty well, so there's that. I do not know what's she's planning for my 30th birthday. Probably just calling me old.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 15:32 |
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I'm older than her by a couple years, so she will make fun of me for being old. I also work with a bunch of 22-24 year olds.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 16:09 |
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Jesus we really should stop letting Buckley submit. It will be no loss
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 17:07 |
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Wait, if I am not in a relationship am I cheating?
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 00:36 |
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Divergent? Was that a lovely book to movie series? Jurassic Park? Fifty shades? Lord of the muthaducking rings?
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 04:15 |
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Putty posted:why is this loser not using the built in quote feature of the forums He's drunk.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 20:03 |
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He loving did it to Webby from duck tales that sick filth
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 12:53 |
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loquacius posted:My dad is a lawyer Are you John Mulaney? Are you new in town?
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 17:10 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Yeah, IIRC one of them leaked over into legaladvice asking how he could get away with rape and reddit just sort of decided that this was maybe a good place to call it quits So basically, they turned a blind eye until it woulda gotten them more negative media attention? To catch a redditor part 3
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 20:58 |
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gently caress, I had a good 5 year streak after cancer of no sex whatsoever, but I didn't blame women. I just slowly worked on getting myself better, and now I'm in a healthy relationship. So, you know, no sympathy for them from me for doing that cope or rope poo poo.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 21:26 |
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I just blame my evil twin freduardo
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 15:33 |
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SHS fesh is clearly Jastiger trying to avoid his ban
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 16:56 |
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poo poo I moved to my current place because it wasn't happening at home.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 01:33 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I don't "get" escape rooms. There are too many rules and no consequences for failing so people just gently caress around. It's hard to get a rush from it if you know you'll just be let out anyway after the hour or whatever is up. So, do you not get puzzle video games? Like, knowing you can look up a faq, or reload a save?
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 16:24 |
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gently caress, I love going to them because it makes me feel smart, without cheating. And yeah, it's pretty easy to get into. Also, my city has now got like crazy poo poo. Like the national nature museum has two rooms. Or the world's largest escape room in the nuclear bomb bunker that the Canadian Government would have used.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 21:23 |
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DandyLion posted:It was built in an existing cavern. Yes, the existing caverns that are well-known to exist underneath the former swamplands that is Washington D.C.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 18:13 |
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It me, poster who is mad at me, please kidnap me and force me to post on SA all day. Especially if it means you would pay for my food, internet, and rent. that would be aces.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2018 16:54 |
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Man, time travel goon has a solid month to write an interesting fiction fesh now. We are all gonna be so let down when he blows. EDIT: Oh poo poo, if Kissinger doesn't die, he'll send it a "Oh bloo, I messed with casualty, what will happen now"
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# ¿ May 22, 2018 21:09 |
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if that's a fake fesh, then drat son you are a better writer than 99% of the thread.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 20:45 |
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It's clear this started cause our confessor is looking at porn. Therefore root cause must be address. Cut your dick off
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2021 06:41 |
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Never has anyone so fast showed me he deserved to be on ignore.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 05:56 |
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It's ok we already knew
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 23:41 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 21:08 |
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Labyrinth for me
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