Anonymous Confessions: I had an extremely weird dream that's going to become relevant

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feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Drunken Baker posted:

Also lol at the dude basically humblebragging about having a threesome. Dude, murder some loving dogs and get back to us.

Meh I've had threesomes and a foursome, they're not all that, really. :colbert:

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 15:16

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 13:18

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Drunken Baker posted:

But have you killed a dog?

Nah because I think dogs are cool and nice. I've killed, like, flies and spiders and poo poo?

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 16:12

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

H.H posted:

Six tenses, six cases and a million declensions is your idea of easy?

Name one modern Romance language that is harder to master.

As others have said, why Romance? Romance languages tend to be on the easier end of the scale. Meanwhile , something like Finnish or Hungarian is harder than Latin, I'd say.

(Also, for Latin, unless you have very weird use cases like you're literally living in the Vatican, you only have to learn to read it. That's a lot easier than live conversation in any language)

# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 14:48

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

loquacius posted:

it's like a really trailer-trash version of the Robert De Niro half of The Godfather Part 2

From green card marriage to US citizenship is 3 years minimum, not 'a few months', BTW, and that's if you remain married that whole time which the OP specifically said didn't happen. So that one is 100% bullshit.

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Jan 28, 2017

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 17:35

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Nocheez posted:

Sometimes it's not even against the law, as in a news story I saw about a guy filming his tenants in their bathroom.

I'm pretty sure that's still against the law, duder. Owning the house someone lives in does not give you the legal right to video them without their knowledge.

Edit: also 'middle schooler' is 'under the age of consent', right? Pervgoon has just admitted in writing to making child pornography. That, uh, is unlikely to end well for him!

# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 15:37

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Turtlicious posted:

Three some goons, how many of you are there? Jfc.

I've had threesomes in the past, they were ok I guess? :shrug:

# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 17:39

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

Chicks with dicks is something you seek out.

Unless the location was known for being a place that catered to those specific tastes I would be extremely careful about telling him in person.

gently caress it. Have him come over and watch the Crying Game together and hope for the best.

That movie is in itself a fairly good demonstration of why you might want to let him know in advance...

# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 19:15

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

loquacius posted:

Maybe my caffeine just hasn't kicked in yet but I cannot muster an opinion on bowhunting stray cats

I would like to know how he knows a given cat is in fact a stray/wild cat and not Mr Fluffles, beloved and treasured pet of one of his neighbours, out and about for a stroll. Because if some rear end in a top hat shot my cat with a bow and arrow for funsies I would in fact be pretty loving furious.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 17:18

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Bust Rodd posted:

Just LoL at anyone who keeps indoor//outdoor cats and actually expects them not to die horribly to nature or traffic.

You don�t keep your cat safe, you can�t expect someone not to snipe it.

Edit: in coyote country no less

'Nature or traffic' vs some random dude intentionally murdering your cat so he can wear her skin are kind of two different things dude

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 14:04

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

I've just started playing Subnautica and it can be legit scary, actually :ohdear:

# ¿ Jan 25, 2018 18:28

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Cory Parsnipson posted:

Is it just me or have people really started to use these weird disease terms for interpersonal relationships? Like I know people have been using "toxic" and "infecting" for like almost 10 years now but it just always sounds weird to me.

I feel like when people say toxic nowadays it would have been described with more appropriate magnitude (imo) terms like unhealthy

# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 20:45

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

loquacius posted:

I like when Brits make fun of us for using the measurement units they invented instead of the perfect logical French system and then turn around and say things like this

Depending on the stadium, a "beer" is probably 12 ounces. 20 of those is 15 pints. Even if you're using a British pint, which is loving humongous for some reason

This is the thing, see. If you're going to use our units despite that whole 'independence' thing, at least use them right!

# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 20:38

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

thoughts and prayers posted:

(sigh)

I have to do this poo poo all the time

You know how *big* the country is? Throw that loving thing on top of Europe on one of those comparison websites

Talking about 'Americans' doing a thing is like going to Italy and assuming Swedes are social, emotional, and rife with corruption

Your beers are about the same size coast to coast tho?

# ¿ Sep 1, 2018 15:34

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

therattle posted:

Yes to both of these. Plus if you have cats you have to keep the lid closed, because they are stupid enough to try to drink from the toilet, fall in and drown.

I am sorry that your cats are complete idiots. I've owned cats all my life, always left the lid open, and none of them have ever drowned.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2019 12:42

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

sandoz posted:

???

he means 'bad' OP

# ¿ May 13, 2019 16:17

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

fordham posted:

What do you attach the suspenders to?

Also uh what type of suspenders? Because that means something different in British English

# ¿ Jul 31, 2019 14:57

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

loquacius posted:

She might have watched one of the older ones, the post doesn't specify

It doesn't even specify she watched it as a kid.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 21:57

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 13:18

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Atlas Hugged posted:

It depended on what service you used and if it was subscription based or not. My parents had unlimited AOL in the late 90s.

And what country you're in. Free local phone calls were never a thing in the UK for example, never mind what the service charged.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 00:47

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