Anonymous Confessions: I had an extremely weird dream that's going to become relevant

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vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

loquacius posted:

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Basically what I'm picking up on from your posts is (a) a whole lot of anxiety / neuroticism, and (b) a repressed religious upbringing can still leave a mark on you even if your family doesn't hate you for being gay. If I were you I'd look into a traditional therapist before a sex therapist, because while point (b) is nothing to sneeze at, I'd venture to say the bulk of your problems, sex-related and otherwise, come from point (a). Anxiety is probably the biggest boner-killer in existence. Like, I haven't seen much gay porn, but I don't think really ugly weird-shaped dicks feature very heavily in them, so it's not like having looked at more porn would have prepared you for that. Being uncomfortable with the idea of penetration could be the result of either one, I guess, but I'd still venture to say that the first thing a sex therapist would tell you is that you have to address your anxiety issues. Might as well start there IMO.

I know this is old but I've been catching up and I wanted to add to this: Dude, you know, you don't have to have buttsex, right? Just be up front that you're not into penetration, and you'll find plenty of guys who are into oral-only or frottage or handjobs or whatever. Don't feel like you have to do anything that makes you uncomfortable while you explore your sexuality.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm headed over to BYOB to find the big dick daddy dong dongarium. :a2m:

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 12:39

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

purple death ray posted:

There was at least one guy back during the tea party days who would go to their rallies with a sign that was like "Feeling SOUR about politics? Try https://www.lemonparty.org"

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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 19:55

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

burial posted:

No backlog means we get what we get! If the next confession were a podcast I guess the disclaimer would be "frank discussion of sex" or something. I don't know that it really needs spoiler tags but if I waited until I felt sure I'd never post at all.

"Hoping to somehow work out some kind of arrangement with his partner." Oh jeez.

Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it would happen to me, but...

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 01:20

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Inceltown posted:

This ain't normal or healthy at all so congratulations you have your hosed up childhood desire OP.

Just because you think your experience isn't as bad as others doesn't mean it wasn't bad. Your pain is valid. Your bad experiences are valid. You can ask for help and treatment for your experiences without comparing it to others. You deserve to be happy too.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 01:38

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

wesleywillis posted:

Or cut your dick off, whatever.

This is the classic advice this thread needs

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 12:39

vortmax: Sep 24, 2008; In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Baron von Eevl posted:

I can safely say I have absolutely no desire for more info.

I wish I had less info.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 18:11

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