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catsex goon, get a dog- theyre objectively better in every single way and your gf may start seeing you as the man she wishes you were
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dogs can also be trained not to kill native birbs, whereas with a cat your options are to either confine it in an enclosed space or put a lovely bell on it so the adults can flee while it eats their babies ergo: cat owners implicitly support either baby murder or unjust incarceration (probably both)
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Solice Kirsk posted:That dude
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mods please rename me splatter-whore
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Oct 18, 2016 22:25
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or you'll get the sweet release from life that you long for win/win imo
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Harakiri Potter posted:That's impressive. I knew a fat diabetic that lived in the apartment above me. He drank a lot of beer. A lot of beer. He used the bathroom in my place once and it was like a 5 minute opus of a man with a three gallon sized bladder and a huge urethra. You could hear his piss over the tv. poo poo was insane. He's dead now, he fell asleep at the wheel and crashed drunk coming home from the beach driving northbound in the southbound lanes and took a cop with him Pissbitch: A true American hero
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Sjs00 posted:He must take a huge poo poo at work; which, unless he works part time or something, is a huge waste of the companies time really so it all evens out I think this would be what the entirety of the 2 non-cracker barrel days are reserved for
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Sounds like you secretly lust after your personal trainer impotencegoon
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monkeytennis posted:This this this. Persuade your wife to open up the relationship (see: relationship thread) then smash the SiL's back doors in. Going by precedent wouldn't this most likely result in the wife and SiL getting it on, while husbandgoon wallows on fetlife?
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I don't see how demongoon could have submitted that confession, since the completion of that wish sentence would have been enough of a technicality to count as actively wishing for it What I'm trying to say is hail radioactive satan
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VanSandman posted:Divorcing you hoor wife should be easy and relatively profitable for you, confession writer. Go do coke until your nose falls off. paging the goon who made his junkie wife OD in the bathtub
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I think therapybae goons facilitated communicator wants to bang him
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Congratulations on the breakthrough with your fictitious therapist, broken wing goon
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loquacius posted:Hulkster in the White House Anton Chigurh posted:I want to believe.
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If your girlfriend who you live and are regularly intimate with doesn't sign a 5 page affidavit prior to every time you touch her then it's rape sorry
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areyoucontagious posted:And if the counter argument is that Uber is too expensive, well, maybe if you know there's a possibility you're going to poo poo your pants, have a rainy day poo poo-my-pants fund Or post on a SA political thread saying you're a gay muslim who needs pants
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Oh cool Dares back to prop up SA for the next financial year
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Feb 27, 2017 08:59
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Cuck goon thanks for reminding me about that other confession where the guy lets his wife go for it then finds out it he only likes it when it's happening to other people in porn lol
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Feb 28, 2017 22:10
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Murderer goon you should try killing another child if you want to take your mind off that other one you left to slowly die
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Stuntman posted:he's right found the guy who follow up reported
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how much does therapy cost anyway, it can't be cheap/feasible for most people to just book a slew of sessions
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Anton Chigurh posted:Fat girlfriend goon, fatties are gonna be fat. Nothing you can do. Time to team up with YouTube goon and turn it into a fet channel ftfy alpaca diseases fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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you didn't punch me that hard ur moms dick game doesnt hold a candle to sakura-chans anyway
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Mar 18, 2017 23:02
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Mods, name change to Cum Rations please
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gun goon ask your husband to if he wants an open relationship sounds like Candice wants to destroy your puss
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I guess the most likely end scenario is gunwife shooting her husband as he sneaks back into the house after being out with Candice so the problem should remedy itself
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an incel posted:I am considered the "office stud" loving lol
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*swallows gallons of anonymous semen* "Heh, stupid kids for not wearing condoms"
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didnt some goon try to ironically go to a furry convention or something after talking poo poo about it and ended up getting recognized, chased to their car and stood over for their camera? good times (if it actually happened) lol
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stay safe chris benoits ghost
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Arven posted:Lots of angry nurses ITT. Medical errors may be the #3 cause of death in the US, and almost half of which are a direct result of medication mix up or improper dosage. I hope your dads all good now but you're still a oval office
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dickgoon make your son eat his lunchbox full of dick drawings like that kid from superbad
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ex racist goon have considered smacking your father
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Apr 27, 2017 21:42
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Pearnicious posted:if you have to berate and belittle others to make yourself feel larger, I feel bad for you. I can't believe I have to say this in gbs2.whatever but lurk more
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walmart goon have you considered eating expired meat and shutting out your colon like that other gbs hobo?
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food court bailiff posted:they're the weirdo with the mail-order Chinese wife, eating homemade kimchi out of a bento box covered in cartoon characters, that goes on the treadmill in full chainmail to "work out". Oh hey Carl
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got any sevens posted:Sounds like it's a lot of women, maybe the trophy housewives are afraid of their breadwinners going black and not coming back Oh does it work that way too? I thought it applied to white chicks getting the taste of a big black dilz
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Axolotl posted:"He ain't a man 'til he split dark oak" lol I've legit never heard this before thank you for making me chuckle out loud irl
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Haunting goon - just rip open the wall and trash the rest of the house so it looks like a break in You can dress up like a Hispanic youth during too if you want to get your fix Greek abortion prep goon - How fat are you
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