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free basket of chips posted:i have recurring nightmares where my teeth fall out This is an extremely common dream for some reason.
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Dec 12, 2016 07:05
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Xmas hotelier, you are an idiot and your wife is right. If you can't afford to host Christmas then you shouldn't have agreed to it. If you need some financial help, ask them to help with the food. Charging relatives to stay at your house is a total dick move and a good way to make sure no one wants to come to your house or invite you to theirs ever again. Also if you are making 200k a year and a few hundred bucks is that important to you then you are doing something seriously wrong.
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Dec 14, 2016 17:00
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Open marriage goon: the most predictable ending. Your wife is loving another dude. She asked for this open marriage because she wanted to gently caress this guy, or maybe was already doing it and felt bad about it. You have one shot to save your marriage, which is to put a stop to it and close it. It's probably not going to work and your marriage is probably over. You need to be prepared for that. If it makes you feel better, the marriage was over when she decided she wanted to sleep with other people, so whether you agreed to it or not doesn't really matter.
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Dec 14, 2016 17:07
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Not sure I buy the ex girlfriend contract killing but for those of you planning to murder someone, if you're the most likely person to want your target dead then you are the prime suspect and the cops will figure it out. You probably hosed up somewhere and you probably are not as great at lying under police questioning as you think you are. So maybe find a better way to solve your problem.
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Dec 16, 2016 07:14
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Just ask them if they're a cop, they have to tell you
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Dec 16, 2016 12:45
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Shoe masturbater, in a normal company you would be fired immediately. Hollywood is not normal. If the show is doing well and you're a reasonably important character they're not going to fire you. They will sit you down for a discussion where you will confess your sins and agree to their demands. You are also going to get screwed in salary negotiations from now on. Everyone cares about keeping a successful thing rolling much more than your freaky shoe loving, and there are much worse things that are overlooked I hope that shoe was worth it.
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Dec 16, 2016 16:16
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is this something that you could have a lawyer draw up a contract to excuse you of any involvement moving forward? In the US this is basically impossible. The only way to do it is to become what's called a "known donor" and provide a cup of your man juice to a doctor to inject into her. This is a very costly and involved process, but it covers you because you are legally handing possession of your sperm to her, it is no longer yours. There is no way to do without a medical professional that will hold up in court.
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Dec 19, 2016 03:23
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TheKennedys posted:Isn't it possible to not put a father's name on the birth certificate? What do people do when they don't know who the father is, or go to the sperm bank or w/e? Why not just leave him off the birth certificate and go on with her life, if neither of them want him to be involved or pay child support just call it spontaneous human parthenogenesis or something and move on, who's gonna care Just because people have good intentions doesn't remove the risk. Say she dies in car accident and custody goes to her parents who are broke as poo poo. They know who the father was because she told them and decide to sue him for child support. Or maybe she doesn't have family and the authorities show up at his doorstep with a kid.
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Dec 19, 2016 03:43
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My confession is that I'm a heterosexual man who is happy with the gender I was born into and only want to wear men's clothing and have sex with women (and womanish robots). I know there are a few others like me out there, I just wanted to tell you all to stay strong.
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Dec 19, 2016 17:33
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:He mentioned the robots cause their hips won't break during sex I consider anyone with a pacemaker a robot
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Dec 19, 2016 20:12
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weeaboo dad so what
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Dec 19, 2016 22:18
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Magic dude: extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If magic is real then it shouldn't be hard to demonstrate it, repeatedly, allowing others to study it and replicate it. I look forward to your presentation.
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Dec 20, 2016 05:11
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Hey guys, I'm getting laid three times a day with the wife and her sister. Not bragging, I feel really bad about this. I'm such a bad guy. I just wanted you all to know that. Also maybe I'm showing my age here but who the gently caress has time for sex three times in one day?
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Dec 20, 2016 16:59
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RCarr posted:"Magic doesn't exist, it was obviously teleportation or invisibility." There was a man magically appearing and disappearing in my back yard some random night. He did this because he thought I should know see magic / teleportation / god in action even though it's been hidden from the rest of the world forever. That's definitely a more logical explanation than considering that my mind is an unreliable narrator.
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Dec 20, 2016 17:12
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Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. But advanced technology doesn't just show up in your back yard one evening to gently caress with you.
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Dec 20, 2016 18:23
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How dare these poor people have nice things. Let me steal them and frame someone else to make their lives even more miserable
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Dec 21, 2016 18:19
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SJW wife, advise your husband to stop being such a loving pussy and man the gently caress up because you can't live with his new bitch self. He will obviously react poorly to this. Don't back down. Either he will evaluate his actions are realize he's gone too far, and hopefully tell you why he went over the edge and ask you for help, or he will just continue being an idiot. In the latter case, consider finding a man that is not emotionally damaged.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:57
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loquacius posted:I think this would also be rape because it puts the burden of stopping things on them, and obviously they won't always be able to find the will to squeak out their safeword if they're terrified for their life because their spouse and life partner is hugging or kissing them Wanting something from another person is rape. Rape culture permeates us so deeply that we don't even realize when we're raping or being raped
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Dec 22, 2016 01:00
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SciFiDownBeat posted:dog goon, you haven't experienced pet-related misery until you've lived in a house with a parrot that squawks every. hour. every. day. and flaps in your face until you feed it a peanut I would never hurt a dog but I am 100% pro murdering any birds kept as pets.
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Dec 23, 2016 06:41
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loquacius posted:I'm glad that worked out ETA until he starts loving dudes on the side?
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Dec 23, 2016 16:56
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Motherfucker posted:even if they're legal why would you wanna date anything under 25 Um, she's loyal, and sex and pizza and she doesn't make me do adult things like leaving my apartment and hanging around other adults. The guy is the definition of manchild
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Dec 24, 2016 17:37
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Lotto goon was doing pretty good until he got up to the internet girl. Internet relationships can be great but they are not real relationships. You can form a bond with someone when they expose only one aspect of themselves to you that wouldn't work if you met the complete person. Enjoy your friendship and your closeness, but don't tell her about the money because it will change the entire dynamic. And definitely don't give her any money. Having said that, she is a distraction from your real life. Your goal should be to meet a real person in your country that you can have sex with and maybe love, too. You seem like you have some issues to work through before you get there so maybe now use the opportunity to work on those.
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Dec 25, 2016 17:49
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Half of cops is high white guys not wearing a shirt at a trailer park. But I guess if you ignore the rednecks, you will find other groups on there.
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Dec 27, 2016 18:36
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loquacius posted:Well yeah obv but I'm guessing he didn't tell her, or stick around long enough to leave lasting signs and/or get caught like the archetypal party date-rapist I'm assuming there were other people there doing things and after the cops got there she found out about some of them.
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Dec 28, 2016 04:45
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Improbable Lobster posted:I think that it's still worse to stalk someone after sexually assaulting them then to just sexually assault them, whether or not they knew about it. Yes, stop stalking her. Money doesn't fix rape and it won't fix your guilt.
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Dec 28, 2016 05:17
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loquacius posted:was Emilia Clarke actually any good in it? I heard she was cast in it and I was like "yeah makes sense" but I was assuming she was playing a robot She was playing Sarah Connor from a different timeline and wasn't bad in the role. The movie itself was kind of cheesy and the ending was total garbage and didn't make any loving sense. That was still enough to make it the third best terminator movie, but only because 3 and 4 were just so awful.
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Dec 28, 2016 20:50
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A Strange Aeon posted:Exactly, it's easily better than 3 and 4, which comprised half the existing franchise, yet it has the reputation of being a total piece of poo poo when I think it was a fairly satisfying action flick with moments of great humor. Yes but what you're forgetting is that everyone pretends those movies don't exist, so compared to T1 and 2 it is still bad.
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Dec 28, 2016 22:12
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free basket of chips posted:What of superman hosed reindeer guy Superman's pulsing penis would tear right through him with his super strength and his ejaculate would blow a hole in him like a shotgun blast.
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Dec 29, 2016 20:20
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loquacius posted:Both of these are laying it on a little thick but I'd believe people like this exist somewhere Neither of these is even close to believable
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Dec 30, 2016 00:43
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loquacius posted:oh no stigma, dude you are probably killing people, get over it Like dudes finding random guys to bareback don't know what they're getting.
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Dec 30, 2016 06:15
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quote:I'm an only sibling Unnnngggghhhh
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Dec 30, 2016 21:26
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The part I don't believe is that the guy supposedly hosed this girl he's been lusting after for years and then dismisses it with "I think it was mostly to get it out of our systems" and then is worried about the husband going after him. In reality it he would be gushing about how it was the most magical night of his life and how he hopes they will break up so that he can get together with her.
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quote:The real benefits are all the side perks, however. Every 2 months or so I'll get flown out to the set to see my work in action. While I'm out there EVERYTHING is paid for - super nice hotel, fine dining, luxury rental car, and first class air travel. I also get to hang out with the cast and crew and get in to some crazy parties. I don't get it, why post half a confession? Obviously the interesting part is what happens on the set and at the parties that makes it worth it. Movie shoots are boring as hell, even if they're having sex. You can see your work in action on video, after it's edited, there's no need to fly you out. Also having a hard time believing that a porn production has the kind of money to throw around to fly a non-essential person to the set. And I'm unclear on why this is anonymous. Do you not tell people what you do? Overall 2/5, well written but lacking motivation
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Dec 31, 2016 16:45
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Closet Masturbator, your parents knew about your secret room the whole time. They just waited until you were out of the house to get rid of it. They will never mention it and neither should you.
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Incel biotruth anti-feminist tiny dick: no way this is real. But if it was, just lmao. You will die a virgin and it is your own fault for being a dumbass.
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Jan 1, 2017 19:11
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loquacius posted:I don't even know what someone got mad at me over Ugh, that's really bad
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Don't put cameras in bathrooms you rear end in a top hat. You cost some poor guy his job so you can jack off to women peeing. Think about that. If that doesn't move you (I'm sure it doesn't) then consider that the next time they find a camera they will call the cops, and when they find out it was you then you will be a convicted sex offender. Enjoy your time in prison.
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Jan 2, 2017 18:07
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They're real and they're spectacular
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Culture club? Gay. Plan a coming out party, break up with your girlfriend, and then go suck a dick.
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