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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Mad at Uber guy is really working hard to put down people who are trying to make a living. There’s nothing shameful about driving people around or delivering goods, it’s a job.


Can’t poop guy:
1. Get an enema. The contents of your colon will fly out of you.
2. Probiotics, as mentioned above. Load up on them. Gut bacteria is a huge factor in how these things work.
3. See a specialist. Then see another one until you’re pooping regularly.

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Parallel parking is easy if you don’t care about scratching your wheels or about your car at all. I recommend getting a car with huge tires that are bigger than the curb and have at it until you lose the fear.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Scared my wife this morning with a fart in bed.

Anyway, I can hold it in if I must, like if I’m in an elevator or getting a blowjob.

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