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quote:In parts of germany there are sex clubs where you can have unprotected sex with women for money quote:I wouldn't be infected in the first place if they all practiced safe sex Nice logic you got there rotten dick goon
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 00:10 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 13:27 |
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Are the lyrics Medieval Latin originally or is it worse than I think
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 15:32 |
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Meatgrinder posted:I'm prefacing this by saying I'm serious and I know, from my education and professional experience, what I'm talking about : chances are you have ASD. Your behaviour could also be consistent with emotional dysfunction due to sudden trauma, but considering you've had therapy and you come across level headed and happy (and for the reasons listed below), I'd have to go with autism. If you're curious about this yourself you can have yourself tested by a team of professionals to see what's what, but considering you're ok with your own life, I'd just go with the flow. On the other hand, you do seem to have some questions, you did send in a confession after all, so having a diagnosis and getting more information on why you feel how you feel and think the way you think might provide the answers you need. a goon with autism now i've heard everything
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2016 11:33 |
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quote:this is really going to be like a bunch of confessions in one, but I'll start with an incident which happened last night since it's what spurred me into writing this all out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk46mMEQrbw
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 15:51 |
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cockpocket
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 04:14 |
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quote:My anonymous confession is that I am in love. With a mostly fictional character. I am completely in love with a Finnish musician who I have never met, never spoke to and know nothing about. I have incredibly vivid dreams about him every night. Some are sex dreams, sure, but most of them are mundane, e.g. we are eating in a restaurant, we are walking along a street, we talk a lot in my dreams. I know noting about this man, I don't know how old he is, I don't know if he's a nice man, if he's famous, nothing. BUT I HAVE TO MEET HIM. I have to get this man out of my head. I have been trying to learn Finnish (I am American) and I plan to go to Finland this summer and find him. For the record, I am a 42 year old woman. I am a professional graphic designer, I'm not a man crazy weirdo. I know this is stupid. But all my dreams are about him. I know what he smells like. I know what his laugh sounds like. I hope he is a total creep so I can stop thinking about him and get on with my life. Thanks for listening GBS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHReqKRvonE
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 19:04 |
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Cleanliness is next to godliness so if you poo poo on your floor you're a demon
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 16:26 |
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Thanks vague second confession for making me IMDB a movie nobody gives a gently caress about
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 15:50 |
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Has photographer guy never heard of Tinder
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 16:57 |
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:Stable poly
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 12:58 |
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Maybe just say 'Don't let the demon have my body' instead of killing yourself like a dumb pissbitch
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 14:53 |
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Newsgoon couldn't the recurrence of certain language just as easily be attributed to the fact that all of those articles were edited by the same person/people?
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 13:42 |
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ughhhh can't decide about second one, it sounds kinda bullshit like babytalk leading to criminal charges but also goony stuff like hating vegetables? Vigilante goon please link me to your rp server it sounds cool
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 15:51 |
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So the white house fesser gets to sit in on important meetings and has constant contact with Trump yet still has to wash the sheets? Bullshit edit: I just want some decent interesting confessions is that so much to ask
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 01:12 |
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Hasn't that podcast one been posted before only it was a youtube channel instead?
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 16:46 |
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I'm dating a really great guy who buys katanas from Renaissance fairs
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 18:55 |
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Vampire fesh - I used to live about a mile from Bramshott which is where Boris Karloff lived in a coffin shaped house so there's still a lot more you can do to piss off your wife
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 00:11 |
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Why target lonely divorcees when you can hit up the 16-25 demographic for all their sweet sweet allowance disposable income
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 09:17 |
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Read in the greater context of the confession I don't think we should assume 'some whore' means she actually was a prostitute.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 14:57 |
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quote:My gf and I have been together for a few months. Initially she lied to me about a guy who she had been messaging quite a lot.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 19:00 |
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What is it with goons and throwing things off hills
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 17:58 |
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quote:My main issue right now, though, is that I'm starting to feel a pang of guilt in the back of my head for my actions that resulted in my dad, a man who raised me from age 5, being in custody, and possibly having his life ruined because of a stupid thing that he did. And at his age, it's going to be a lot harder for him to recover because he's mostly relied on my mother or I to help him with stuff like job hunting, bills, and the like. So you're feeling guilty because an abusive deadbeat rear end in a top hat is losing access to his victims? gently caress that
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 12:56 |
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I guess the Amish murder fantasist lives in a city if they think they can get a horse stuck under their bumper, just makes the whole thing weirder though.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 20:07 |
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loquacius posted:Yeah my conclusion on this one was that if it's real they won't listen to anything I have to say, I just pointed out the thing about how the car is totally normal because I knew somebody else would anyway These fake confessions always trip up over the most basic details, no one is that ignorant of the concept of 'driving to work'
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 10:51 |
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Now I'm worrying if being kidnapped and forced to have sex with a dog/pig is a real thing
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 11:06 |
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2019 what are you George Costanza? There's no way your relationship will last that long at this rate
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 17:01 |
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Thank you anon for this exciting opportunity to ask you about your threesome
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 14:14 |
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Serial killer fan come join us
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 22:19 |
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Sagebrush posted:Narcissist goon: just remember that all of your senses of self-superiority are, by your own recognition, caused by a mental disorder. You're nowhere near as smart as you think you are. You think that Google would love to hire you? I went to grad school with a guy who barely passed any of his classes, never showed any creative or interesting research, and only graduated because our lab supervisors pulled all of us more competent students together and said "look, every one of you needs to take a chapter of x's thesis and rewrite it into proper English, or he's never going to get out of here." That guy was hired by Google. They wrote a confession about being a narcissist but only managed to spell it right once, maybe they really are Google material!
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2017 18:36 |
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quote:It was a nice little movie style speech, coldly delivered.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2017 17:15 |
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loquacius posted:I'm not really sure someone with the mind of a 7-year-old would be capable of doing that last part but I guess I don't know many 7-year-olds The important thing is that they were justified in beating up a disabled person.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 18:51 |
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My friend has a knuckle scar from punching a dude in the dick
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 14:14 |
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How magnanimous of you not to hit the man whose wife you are lusting after, what a stand up guy
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 16:19 |
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'yay a switch' said the confused 49 year old
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2017 19:40 |
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For my jury service I got a paedophile trial, guy had been sexually abusing his girlfriend's daughter for ~8 years. He'd drilled a hole in the ceiling of his garage so he could run a camera up into the room above to watch the girl and her friends - especially when they were wearing short skirts. The footage we had to watch has probably affected me more than any of the beheadings/road accidents/serial killer videos SA has exposed me to over the years, even though they were fully clothed just the thought of someone going to those lengths to get it and for those purposes...ugh. Jailed that fucker and you probably should too, sorry bro
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 01:23 |
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Even if people haven't read Gay Talese's piece it's been made into a Netflix show for some reason
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 13:51 |
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if i was married to someone who was impressed by porn bullshit like rear end to mouth i'd probably kill myself so what i'm saying is have fun on your travels
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 01:22 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Maybe it's just so common of a problem that two totally separate people had the same issue and described it the same way.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 22:31 |
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magic cummies for her gummies
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2018 21:23 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 13:27 |
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Gun fesh was actually a pretty great argument for gun control - no guns = no more people like this
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 20:06 |