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legit life tip: get real beefy, bitch
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ballsack smelling goon i have a question: do you want to smell the ballsack of others
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Oct 19, 2016 13:56
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loquacius posted:a message from Mr Harambe himself Why does a meme not appearing on SA mean they can't get laid? This story makes no sense so I have serious questions about it's veracity.
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loquacius posted:Oh, and this is jumping the queue a little bit but the asexual guy wrote a follow-up, including the correct subject-line code-word and everything Or we've found a legendary deep weeb who believes Anime is 100% real. I want to believe.
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Nov 4, 2016 13:22
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Hahaha that last idiot's gonna lose all his money on bitcoin then his kids then his dignity.
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Nov 6, 2016 06:38
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Griffin McElroy: Convicted Felon
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Nov 29, 2016 03:38
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guns for tits posted:My Levi's are programmed for sex. They just need some tight pants, really show off that rockin' hard bod I'm sure they've got.
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Dec 1, 2016 15:16
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If she just left and you didn't see it coming, your communication was crap. Sorry. It shouldn't happen to anyone.
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Dec 2, 2016 15:02
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Arrhythmia posted:if you really think about it divorcing your wife in the ring would be the ultimate heel move my god
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Dec 6, 2016 02:53
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two excellent confessions, top notch weirdness
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Dec 10, 2016 20:48
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Agoraphobia can be treated if you're willing to work on it. It's hard work and takes time, but it can be done.
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Dec 11, 2016 22:44
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Buddy I got some news for you. She's not mature, you're immature.
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Dec 13, 2016 15:51
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Holy poo poo the fetishist engineer had me rolling oh god oh please make a burner account and post it in diy, it will be such fun, like dildomancer's thread a while back
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Dec 14, 2016 02:55
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Loquacious is doing good work but his filter is basically non-existent.
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Dec 14, 2016 17:55
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Solice Kirsk posted:There shouldn't be a filter except for the silly ones about mods or Lowtax that wind up getting the thread closed. If a goon wants to write a terrible fan-fic about liking Goku enough to have his wife dress up like him while she pegs him then, by god, loquacious will post it for all to see. Do you want ants? Because this is how you get 50 Foot Ants!
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Dec 14, 2016 18:03
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Post the ones that claim to be posters, so that they can know and revel in how mad they made someone on the internet.
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Dec 14, 2016 18:22
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The Management posted:Hey guys, I'm getting laid three times a day with the wife and her sister. Not bragging, I feel really bad about this. I'm such a bad guy. I just wanted you all to know that. When it never lasts longer than 2 minutes, it's cool.
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Dec 20, 2016 17:11
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Isn't part of the appeal of tungsten carbide that it doesn't deform once set, but it does shatter with sufficient force? I believe thats the standard for removing the ring when it's stuck, too.
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Dec 20, 2016 22:38
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Hardawn posted:The anti-runner goon specifically mentions bananas and nets, and says "number one" if anyone is confused still. Shhh, it's really funny to not let people in on the joke and watch them react sincerely while giggling to yourself that you saw through the ruse.
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Dec 27, 2016 17:03
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They feel like they came from the same person
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Hey AIDS goon- I've never died of AIDS but I hear it is a ridiculously harrowing, horrible experience that no amount of dirty, risky sex could ever make up for, so either stop and get therapy/medication or prepare to die a terrible death you loving moron. What if the sex is real good tho what if
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Dec 30, 2016 17:03
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Motherfucker posted:I got mine for pissing off a nerd in the SU thread. You got yours for being a real motherfucker
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Jan 2, 2017 05:37
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The original reindeer one may have been real, but this feels more and more fake.
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Jan 4, 2017 19:41
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Oh someone from TeamFourStar is a goon?
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Jan 8, 2017 02:49
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Motherfucker posted:You make it sound like ethics can exist in a capitalist society you bourgie motherfucker. It's boojie you boojie scum
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Jan 11, 2017 21:23
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IANAL but many companies have explicit employment documents that say anything you do on company time that benefits (or could benefit it, in the case of inventions) the company is the owner of said work, no questions asked.
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Jan 14, 2017 19:15
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Why couldn't you have killed Rovert
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Jan 16, 2017 15:50
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gently caress your lovely, lovely fiction, hagfucker.
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Jan 17, 2017 15:12
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The Management posted:I don't see anything wrong here, it's just a way to motivate yourself. It's all completely awful
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Jan 17, 2017 17:03
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The Ghoul posted:Loquacious, I know you might think your top priority is something like a job, or family, or having a personal life, but it is actually keeping this thread updated with fresh feshes to keep me occupied at work. Quit trying to make fesh happen!
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Jan 23, 2017 12:57
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Jastiger posted:If you dont show up to work on time, youre fired. Real question: Are you terrible as an act or because you're actually a shithead?
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Jan 23, 2017 15:15
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Good twist on that last one!
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Jan 23, 2017 15:51
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:lmao that first one owns It's so good.
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Jan 25, 2017 14:16
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Divorcing you hoor wife should be easy and relatively profitable for you, confession writer. Go do coke until your nose falls off.
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Jan 29, 2017 15:59
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rezatahs posted:it's been a thing for a while now that the nerds in creative convention drop some creative steamers in the anonymous confession threads I wish they wouldn't. They're never entertaining.
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Jan 31, 2017 17:54
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Dogbrisket posted:The Hulk Hogan thing is kind of a tell that the Trump one's fake. Yeah that should have been left out.
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Feb 4, 2017 18:00
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drat dude that's a lot of jacking off
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Feb 5, 2017 15:29
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Fitzy Fitz posted:The "moved in with" and "living with" phrasing is hilarious. Yeah, that's the only part that makes CC's reject projects even remotely worth browsing.
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Feb 9, 2017 18:19
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Isn't that 2nd one a kind of mental illness?
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I want to believe in Gay Flair.
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