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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Jastiger posted:

Awaiting my tribute.

Hi Jastiger I was wondering how you faired in the spooky gbs disappearance I'm glad to see you

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
My confession is that I have an honest to God college degree, one of which is in Latin :ssh:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

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Lmao a fake Doobie confession cripes

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

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Yeah no poo poo everyone knows that already

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Hi I'm a super virulent racist, but first let me lay out why in an anonymous post. What a loving garbage piss bitch

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Jastiger posted:

Probably one of those things where if she makes it out, great, if she doesnt, great.


Crazy story though.

Jastiger two thoughts: 1)where have you been and 2) whats the story with those cops getting shot in Des Moines?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Jastiger posted:

I've been around, man. Mostly in Games lately.

The guy was a South lover who liked waving the confederate flag at black people. The loving South ruins everything and is trying to hurt my town and I'm mad about it.

Hopefully the guy they got is the right guy and he is brought to trial. Its a sad day here today :(

Ahh sad... Yeah my friend down there works near where one of them got shot so she was freaking out big time

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I won't post it in public chat here but if I remember to buy PMs I'll tell you lol:bigtran:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Jose posted:

it was about your weird hatred of your parents actually

Lol I forgot about that thank you for reminding me Jose 😂

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Let it be known that if some gay dude wants to suck my dick and also give me free things I'm 100% down

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Someone tell me or link me to Puttys YouTube channel I will subscribe

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
That cheap rear end Christmas goon is Komodo Wagon, right?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Jose posted:

lol like he'd let family stay over on christmas even for money

Ahahaha good point :discourse:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I assume goon 7/11 worker is dearly departed goon villain windows 98

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

bradzilla posted:

I am in a happy marriage and do the sex to my wife daily. This needs to be an anonymous confession

Me too, with your wife, as well

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Jose posted:

lol i was probated so couldn't highlight this post before

Thanks friend another insight into the life of Komodo

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

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A little delayed, but I will kill anyone who speaks badly about or is mean to Uli. He is my friend

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Lol @ that racist homeless dipshit. I hope he freezes to death

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

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I'm going to find hobo goon's car and torch it

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

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I want to find out how fat that survivalist goon is. Probably real fat

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

loquacius posted:

This one sounds super fake but if not way to go being a genderswapped Eliot Rodger I guess


gross

This second one is a very oddly phrased Pick related fake story. Taxidermy, elongated hands and feet, implications that "porn made me do it" ? Crude, but...

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

VanSandman posted:

Incest, too, Pick hates that.
I mean all people do but she hates it in porn.

Lol yeah that too.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

got any sevens posted:

Uhh...what's the backstory here?

Pick is heavy into taxidermy and has a condition the results in elongated hands and feet. She also "hates" porn and especially the extra Yuck "fauxcest" poo poo

Edit: pick is my girlfriend

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Grew up in the hood and had to fight and scrap for every meal and grade. Passed school with all As and hosed cheerleaders also I am white

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

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Cops are garbage - I'm not posting that anonymously

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Theophany posted:

Fun memory, I ended up loving a hot chick at a workplace on the reg just because of our mutual annoyance at somebody else at work who was aggressively terrible at their job. Ultimate catharsis.

What's his name?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Really loving garbage movie ideas ITT although willow is dank

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Yeah but at least I don't have to see my own terrible one someone got me.

Your AV is boobs though

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Mycroft Holmes posted:

is that why you're always pointing south

The south sucks poo poo let's not loop forums bozo Jastiger in with the south

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