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Turdsdown Tom posted:...get a cat. they're smarter, they smell better... I have never been to a cat owner's house that didn't loving stink like cat piss and cat poo poo. Litter boxes are disgusting and no matter how much you scoop them they always smell foul.
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Drunken Baker posted:Why do you think of yourself as a German Goo Girl, anonymous spaghetti Goon? I think she meant this GGG. I am ashamed that I could figure out that acronym  Also, splatter whore goon, that messy food fetish is called 'sploshing'. It's a thing, it's not really that weird. Tell your boyfriend to put a tarp down before you play so he doesn't have to get his couch steam-cleaned every week though.
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Oct 20, 2016 09:18
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loquacius posted:Hockey Goon Years ago I read a book that talked about how there's an entire subset of men who are sexually attracted to other men but have no desire to be in relationships or are even repulsed by their own homosexual desires. I can't remember what it was called but I found a HuffPo article about the same sort of phenomena. So don't stress too much about having experimented with and enjoyed male sexual partners but if the self-loathing / urge to punch dudes in the face after they blow you persists maybe see a therapist?
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Nov 5, 2016 11:33
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Von_Doom posted:... the most beautiful fire... Oh hey, same. And it loving sucks. Every time you declare that this is the final chance and they gently caress it up by getting high or whatever their addiction is and you walk away and mourn (again) the death of the relationship and slowly rebuild yourself until weeks or months later you get that 2:00am phone call and of course you take them back because you're soul mates and this time will be different and it never bloody is. I don't know what it is that makes these relationships so seductive but goddamn am I tired of it. Here's hoping the last break was the one that sticks for me at least.
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Nov 17, 2016 01:03
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Atlas Hugged posted:There's still a lot of stigma around transgendered people and so I assume pansexual is shorthand for "I don't care what you were born with or what you have now, I'm only interested in you" whereas bi might signal a more straightforward interest in men or women. It's this, hth
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Dec 2, 2016 09:30
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loquacius posted:Today I turned 30. To commemorate this occasion my wife and family apparently planned nothing. So far I've gotten a few texts from a couple work friends, some posts on facebook, and a phone call from my brother weaseling his way out of coming over to my house tonight. It's 9:15 and I'm in my gym shorts writing an anonymous confession because I'm so disappointed and just need to vent. Dude, if you want to have a good birthday plan that poo poo yourself. Don't just sulk like a big goon and expect other people to magic up a good day for you. My 30th was at the beginning of December and I planned a party with some friends, made sure we had plenty of booze and drugs, booked a couple of days of leave from work, arranged for my housemate to feed and walk my dog for the weekend and had an amazing 48 hour house party with people I really enjoy spending time with. Be the change you want to see in the world.
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Jan 1, 2017 02:30
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Boy George loving goon: if you fantasise about sucking his dick while you listen to Culture Club albums you might be bi. If you just think he's a pretty dude but don't have active sexual fantasies about a male person then what are you even worrying about?
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Jan 4, 2017 03:38
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loquacius posted:Vampires These fake confessions are dumb as hell and if I ever meet the author I will drive a stake through their heart so they don't write any goddamned more of them. If someone was actually dumb enough to do this poo poo in real life they wouldn't have the self-awareness to write about it like this. All these dumb 'feshes are basically 'what if idiot sitcom husbands existed in real life'. Ugh.
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