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Magres
Jul 14, 2011
that piss mouse story is both gross and hilarious

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Magres
Jul 14, 2011
Broke dick goon, if you don't feel sexually unsatisfied, talk to your wife and see if she feels the same way.

If she does, great! Don't fall victim to the idea that every healthy relationship is required to be chock full of tons of sex.

If she doesn't, get some sex toys and go ham. Seriously, sex toys are fun and fun to play with.


If you do feel sexually unsatisfied, go talk to the doc and see if they've got suggestions.

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

lol

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

Panfilo posted:

Send him a painting of the gas mask bong and insist this is your interpretation of his house.

:yeah:

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

therattle posted:

Cleaning-lady punisher: you're disgusting. Do you really think she deserved that, or did you just want an excuse to humiliate somebody over whom you had power? (Clue: more likely the latter). loving rear end in a top hat.

:agreed:

Custodial staff are human beings and society wouldn't function without them. Upper-decker goon you're a complete jerk and I hope that cleaning lady figures out it was you and slashes your tires without getting caught.

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Magres
Jul 14, 2011
Badmom goon,

One of the major symptoms of my depression is feeling worthless and like I'm trash at everything and terrible for my wife and a bad husband and a bad caregiver to our dog and going to be an abysmal father some day.

Fun stuff. Good news and non Anon confession is that a mix of therapy and Prozac have knocked my depression on its rear end and I haven't had a serious depressive episode since restarting Prozac like a month ago, when it used to be a few times a week. Maybe your wife has serious broke brain like me and it's interfering badly with her ability to cope with things (other symptom for me was a massive inability to cope with any setbacks, I'd hit a minor bug in my code and want to sob at how useless my work is and how I'll never amount to anything) and feel good about herself. Idk if what works for me will work for her, but stuff is totally work looking into.

Basically, thread title. Do it now

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