SciFiDownBeat posted:

Look everyone, look how much I hate kids cartoons! I hate them, just can't stand them!!!

*my DVR is full because it has multiple recording of each episode of The Amazing World of Gumball in storage*

The Management posted:

Deflowering goon sounds mostly like fantasy fiction. People that are virgins late in life are often that way because they have emotional problems. Getting them laid once in an instructive way could be helpful. But first timers tend to have strong emotions associated with it, coupled with their preexisting emotional issues, and exploiting that for additional sex sessions and taking their money is wrong.

KomodoWagon posted:

Idk I was responding to a 'fesser whose girlfriend has obviously lost interest in him and giving him advice on how to avoid that fact ballooning into a breakup. In his stead it's probably not how I'd handle it myself, since I'm not about to waste time on someone who offers me nothing and doesn't make my life better or more interesting, but since he didn't bring up calling it quits and severing I assumed he didn't want that.

Like, let's say he did talk to her about it. How would that ever work out in his favor? Either she admits she's lost interest in him, or she pulls some bullshit and stalls. As it is, the ball's in his court and he can choose to either keep their boring relationship going or cut loose. Talking to her like you guys are suggesting just passes it on to her and gives her the last word.

loquacius posted:

loquacius posted:

lol

Exactly how hot water is when it boils is not central to your life, dude, and even in cooking, even in the one specific use case you're inflating to cosmic importance, water is boiled on stoves and stoves don't even use precise temperatures in their settings. Water boils at HIGH.

I was being too charitable in my last post, really. The thing I said to start all of this off was "I'm going to keep using Fahrenheit in my everyday life" and that was enough to make the people who take celsius way too seriously so mad that steam (boiled water, very relevant) came out of their ears and started angrily pressing the keys on their keyboards for them. All Fahrenheit users want to do is read their thermometers the way they always have, but ironically enough, metric supremacists are incredibly imperialist about how people they will never meet say how cold it is outside. I stand by what I said: Fahrenheit is better for deciding what clothes to wear on a given day, that is my rock-solid opinion, and you cannot change it by sperging dumb justifications at me on the Internet, eat it

Improbable Lobster posted:

The Climate Orbiter loss is really funny actually. It ended up being dropped 4 kilometers out of the sky because the mathematical formula used to calculate when to detach the parachute turned up a negative number because it mixed metric and imperial measurements.

purple death ray posted:

Lmao yall actually spent Memorial Day weekend arguing about Celsius vs Fahrenheit

lemon-lyme disease posted:

My wife and I don't make a habit out of hanging out with opposite-gendered folks solo. It's not, like, official policy or anything and it's no big deal if some set of circumstances comes into play and it winds up happening, but that's just sort of how it worked out/the most mutually comfortable option. It's been 8ish years and I don't think either one of us is unhappy with the arrangement. I guess I can see how some people might be though.

It helps that neither one of us is super social to begin with.

morally adept posted:

How the gently caress do people like this manage to have significant others?

Hedrigall posted:

She's out of your league

Hopper posted:

Non-anonymous confession: the amount of "30 and a virgin" stuff popping up tells me the modest number of relationships and one night stands I had before my current GF must seem like a monumental "achievement" to some people while I myself always thought I was on the lower end of the scale.

And a comment on the don't spend time with a woman/man alone:
No offense, but to me this means people are insanely insecure in their relationships. Of course I don't go drinking with a hot girl I meet somewhere, but who would ever do that when you are in a committed relationship?
But spending time with a woman from work or a female friend without her and my partner is totally not a thing my GF even bats an eye at and vice versa. Even considering a ride from work with a woman "not a problem because it happens/is a necessity" is hugely weird to me.

We are not married, because I am not religious and to me marriage is a largely religious invention, and my GF accepts that and since we don't plan on having kids even a civil marriage to make custody less of an issue is not a topic we need to think about.

I am going to catch a lot of flag for my next statement but here goes:
In a lot of cases, it feels to me like when some people marry they partly do it because they think it is expected by society (marry, build a house, have kid, plant a tree) and/or because they think a ring on the finger somehow makes their relationship more committed than just living with said person in a monogamous long-term relationship.
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a correlation between said (especially latter) marriages as well as early marriages and people being insecure with their partner when it comes to spending time with opposite sex persons alone.

I mean realistically, when would you ever spend time with someone alone who is not a mutual acquaintance (and 99% will be mutual after your relationship last a while) or a co-worker? There really aren't that many occasions for this to happen unless you actually go to a bar to meet new people. If you are afraid your partner may be tempted by being alone with a person, I fear there is a high likelihood there is something else wrong in your relationship.

bradzilla posted:

uh when did this become the incel thread

bradzilla posted:

there's a shitload of incel goons that post earnestly in the incel thread too lol

bradzilla posted:

this one might be a quote but

quote:

It's hard to believe that I will go my entire life never having had sex

It should be so easy. You get naked with a girl and thrust your penis in and out of her for minute or two and then cum. That's it. That's all it takes. But we not allowed by society to have this experience. We aren't even allowed to know what the inside of a vagina feels like, the face she makes and the sound of her soft moans as one thrusts in and out. For some reason, it is simply unobtainable for us.

I don't even know what it is anymore that separates us from the breedoids. I've seen ugly autists with girlfriends but I can't get one. I can only think that you have to be or at least act stupid around femoids to get with them. Go to a club and dance and get drunk like an unaware moron, unwittingly cater to someone who has dozens of other men trying to do the same thing, impress the femoid with gorilla-like acts of masculinity, act like a psychopath who believes to be the most important/powerful being in the universe. If this is what separates us from the normoids, then gently caress them. gently caress the whole system and gently caress whatever or whomever is making us have to act like that because I sure as hell am not going to condemn myself to idiocy and cuckoldry for the sake of a female human organism's vagina.

This is all just from quickly searching through like 10 pages. Again some it may be unsourced quotes from the reddit forum but it's hard to tell. Enjoy!

purple death ray posted:

Yeah those are mostly from reddit. If you want the good homegrown gooncels look for posts in that thread by N Pain, who is a Jon Pop rereg, Unholy Ghost, Benny Harvey, and Gatts

fruit on the bottom posted:

They discovered that capitalism bleeds and can in fact be killed

Gynovore posted:

Don't forget the Axe body spray. A whole can every time you go out.

And the vodka Red Bull, that's another essential.